Crazy Builders !
RazorGTR
02-16-2003, 06:09 PM
Two Builders
Two builders (Chas and Dave) are seated either side of a table in
a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and
sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the
suit.
Chas: -I reckon he's an accountant.
Dave: -No way, he's a stockbroker.
Chas: -He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in
here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chas and he makes for the toilet. On
entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a
urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
Chas: -Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: -No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!
Chas: -Oh! What's that then?
Suit: -I'll try to explain by example...Do you have a goldfish at
home?
Chas: -Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: -Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or
in a pond. Which is it?
Chas: -It's in a pond!
Suit: -Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large
garden then?
Chas: -As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: -Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if
you have a large garden that you have a large house?
Chas: -As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it
myself!
Suit: -Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and
you are quite probably married?
Chas: -Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children!
Suit: -Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually
active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chas: -Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: -Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate very often?
Chas: -Me? Never
Suit: -Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Chas: -How's that then?
Suit: -Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told
you about the size of garden you have, the size of house, your
family and your sex life!
Chas: -I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Chas returns to his mate.
Dave: -I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Chas: -Yep ! He's a logical scientist!
Dave: -What's that then?
Chas: -I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Dave: -Nope
Chas: -Well then, you're a wanker :D
Two builders (Chas and Dave) are seated either side of a table in
a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and
sits on a stool at the bar.
The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the
suit.
Chas: -I reckon he's an accountant.
Dave: -No way, he's a stockbroker.
Chas: -He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in
here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of
beer gets the better of Chas and he makes for the toilet. On
entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a
urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the
builder...
Chas: -Scuse me.... no offence meant, but me and me mate were
wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: -No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession!
Chas: -Oh! What's that then?
Suit: -I'll try to explain by example...Do you have a goldfish at
home?
Chas: -Er...mmm... well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: -Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or
in a pond. Which is it?
Chas: -It's in a pond!
Suit: -Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large
garden then?
Chas: -As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: -Well then it's logical to assume that in this town that if
you have a large garden that you have a large house?
Chas: -As it happens I've got a five bedroom house... built it
myself!
Suit: -Well given that you've built a five bedroom house it is
logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and
you are quite probably married?
Chas: -Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children!
Suit: -Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually
active with your wife on a regular basis?
Chas: -Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: -Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not
masturbate very often?
Chas: -Me? Never
Suit: -Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Chas: -How's that then?
Suit: -Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told
you about the size of garden you have, the size of house, your
family and your sex life!
Chas: -I see! That's pretty impressive... thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Chas returns to his mate.
Dave: -I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Chas: -Yep ! He's a logical scientist!
Dave: -What's that then?
Chas: -I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Dave: -Nope
Chas: -Well then, you're a wanker :D
Graphik Styles
02-16-2003, 06:24 PM
hahahhaha i heard that one but i havent heard it in like soooooo long...........................hahahahaa :D
Oz
02-16-2003, 06:41 PM
:lol2:
Misundaztood
02-16-2003, 07:40 PM
lol.:D
Diesel2NR
02-16-2003, 07:49 PM
:eek: That's great. I love it. copying and sending to friends now.
Self
02-17-2003, 01:06 AM
It was ok...Not that grea to me:(
Jimster
02-17-2003, 01:15 AM
I loved it :D
You wanker :silly:
You wanker :silly:
Self
02-17-2003, 01:38 AM
Originally posted by Jimster
You wanker :silly:
lol, heyyyy...Freak you buddy:finger:
You wanker :silly:
lol, heyyyy...Freak you buddy:finger:
ragt20
02-17-2003, 03:52 PM
rofl :hehe:
:lol2: good un m8....
:lol2: good un m8....
Jimster
02-17-2003, 10:21 PM
Originally posted by Self
lol, heyyyy...Freak you buddy:finger:
Yeah Fudge you too :finger:
lol, heyyyy...Freak you buddy:finger:
Yeah Fudge you too :finger:
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