Golf

It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back: "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"

Originally posted by JD@af
It was a sunny Saturday morning on the first hole of a busy course and I was beginning my pre-shot routine, visualizing my upcoming shot when a piercing voice came over the club house loud speaker.

"Would the gentleman on the woman's tee back up to the men's tee please!"

I could feel every eye on the course looking at me. I was still deep in my routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.

Again the announcement, "Would the MAN on the WOMAN'S tee kindly back up to the men's tee!!"

I simply ignored the guy and kept concentrating, when once more, the man yelled: "WOULD THE MAN ON THE WOMAN'S TEE BACK UP TO THE MEN'S TEE, PLEASE!!!"

I finally stopped, turned, looked through the club house window directly at the person with the microphone, cupped my hands and shouted back: "WOULD THE ASSHOLE IN THE CLUB HOUSE KINDLY SHUT THE FUCK UP AND LET ME PLAY MY SECOND SHOT!!!!!"


:lol2: !!!!!! !God-damn hilarious!!!!!!! :lol2: especially when you are an avid Golfer like myself:D

now thats about the funniest joke in
COT i think i've read.:hehe:

LOL good one, I think all of us golfers can appreciate that one.

that was great! but.. when did it happen?:D

Originally posted by ac427cpe
that was great! but.. when did it happen?:D

dude......It's a joke:rolleyes: :finger:

i know :finger:

:lol2:

Originally posted by Jimster


dude......It's a joke:rolleyes: :finger:

So is JD's golf game ;) :eek: :angel:

I can sooooooo see this happening where I work in the summers. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by saturntangerine
Originally posted by Jimster


dude......It's a joke:rolleyes: :finger:

So is JD's golf game ;) :eek: :angel:
:finger: You know I never liked you :right: :D

:D :D