How many of these can you do before you get kicked out?

> WAL-MART STUFF TO DO
>
> 15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/shopping partner/significant
> other is taking his/her sweet time:
>
> 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms &randomly put them in people's carts when they
> aren't looking.
>
> 2. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
>
> 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
>
> 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,"Code3 in
> housewares," and see what happens.
>
> 5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.
>
> 6. Move a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.
>
> 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll
> only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
>
> 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask "Why can't
> you people just leave me alone?"
>
> 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you
> pick your nose.
>
> 10. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows
> where the anti-depressants are.
>
> 11. Dart around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the theme from
> "Mission Impossible"
>
> 12. In the auto department practice your Madonna look using different size
> funnels.
>
> 13. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through say "PICK ME!!
> PICK ME!!"
>
> 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal
> position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again"
>
> and last but not least:
>
> 15. Go into a fitting room and yell real loudly, "Hey we're out of toilet
> paper in here!"
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How about riding a bicycle thats for sale through the store, or get a bag of popcorn, go to electronics, sit down and watch a movie on one of the tvs being displayed.

Those are good ideas too. I got the 15 things from a friend in my email. Just thought I would share. If you actually sat down and thought about it the list could go on forever.

Loved the list:D

i got these from packingheat.com it is a good site so tell noone


A clerk follows you about the store, periodically asking if they can help you find something. Respond with one of the following:

Yeah, can you help me find your dignity? I think it's over here in the irregulars bin.

Maybe, do you carry a spray that will repel annoying salespeople?

Yeah, I'm looking for a way to get you to leave me the fuck alone.

Definitely, I'm looking for your mom, bitch owes me cash for crack.

Fuck you.

While you're waiting to purchase your items at the cash register, the clerk gets on the phone and talks with one of their friends instead of ringing you up. He/she says she'll be right with you:

Oh good, I'll just start knocking things over while I'm waiting (push one of the counter displays onto the ground then punt it the length of the store. Smile happily.)

Don't let me interrupt, I'll just take my shit and go (pick items up and proceed to walk out of store).

Is that your mom on the phone? Tell that bitch that next time she better swallow it all.

Begin singing "Take on Me" by Ah Ha at the top of your lungs.

Fuck you.

The clerk ignores you completely:

Stalk around the store, following the clerk and staring at the back of his/her head while he/she is trying to make sales.

Drop trow and take a leak in the middle of the store (when confronted just state that, hell, you didn't think anyone was paying attention).

Tie multiple pairs of underwear together onto an umbrella or other stick-lick object and then wave like a flag.

Walk up to the clerk with a wad of bills in your hand, wave in front of his/her eyes and say, "Ever seen this much of this in one hand? No? Must suck making minimum wage, now get your ass over her so I can boss you around, punk."

Fuck you, show me these shoes in size 10. Now.

i got these from packingheat.com it is a good site so tell noone


A clerk follows you about the store, periodically asking if they can help you find something. Respond with one of the following:

Yeah, can you help me find your dignity? I think it's over here in the irregulars bin.

Maybe, do you carry a spray that will repel annoying salespeople?

Yeah, I'm looking for a way to get you to leave me the fuck alone.

Definitely, I'm looking for your mom, bitch owes me cash for crack.

Fuck you.

While you're waiting to purchase your items at the cash register, the clerk gets on the phone and talks with one of their friends instead of ringing you up. He/she says she'll be right with you:

Oh good, I'll just start knocking things over while I'm waiting (push one of the counter displays onto the ground then punt it the length of the store. Smile happily.)

Don't let me interrupt, I'll just take my shit and go (pick items up and proceed to walk out of store).

Is that your mom on the phone? Tell that bitch that next time she better swallow it all.

Begin singing "Take on Me" by Ah Ha at the top of your lungs.

Fuck you.

The clerk ignores you completely:

Stalk around the store, following the clerk and staring at the back of his/her head while he/she is trying to make sales.

Drop trow and take a leak in the middle of the store (when confronted just state that, hell, you didn't think anyone was paying attention).

Tie multiple pairs of underwear together onto an umbrella or other stick-lick object and then wave like a flag.

Walk up to the clerk with a wad of bills in your hand, wave in front of his/her eyes and say, "Ever seen this much of this in one hand? No? Must suck making minimum wage, now get your ass over her so I can boss you around, punk."

Fuck you, show me these shoes in size 10. Now.


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Originally posted by stuffed_crust
i got these from packingheat.com it is a good site so tell noone


A clerk follows you about the store, periodically asking if they can help you find something. Respond with one of the following:

Yeah, can you help me find your dignity? I think it's over here in the irregulars bin.

Maybe, do you carry a spray that will repel annoying salespeople?

Yeah, I'm looking for a way to get you to leave me the fuck alone.

Definitely, I'm looking for your mom, bitch owes me cash for crack.

Fuck you.

While you're waiting to purchase your items at the cash register, the clerk gets on the phone and talks with one of their friends instead of ringing you up. He/she says she'll be right with you:

Oh good, I'll just start knocking things over while I'm waiting (push one of the counter displays onto the ground then punt it the length of the store. Smile happily.)

Don't let me interrupt, I'll just take my shit and go (pick items up and proceed to walk out of store).

Is that your mom on the phone? Tell that bitch that next time she better swallow it all.

Begin singing "Take on Me" by Ah Ha at the top of your lungs.

Fuck you.

The clerk ignores you completely:

Stalk around the store, following the clerk and staring at the back of his/her head while he/she is trying to make sales.

Drop trow and take a leak in the middle of the store (when confronted just state that, hell, you didn't think anyone was paying attention).

Tie multiple pairs of underwear together onto an umbrella or other stick-lick object and then wave like a flag.

Walk up to the clerk with a wad of bills in your hand, wave in front of his/her eyes and say, "Ever seen this much of this in one hand? No? Must suck making minimum wage, now get your ass over her so I can boss you around, punk."

Fuck you, show me these shoes in size 10. Now.


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NICE!!!!!!! :lol2: LMAO!!!!!:D

got to # 13 on the first list

Well i do know that the Target fellows dislike it very much when you put up posters in the bathrooms that read "Attention: Due to splash factor, the O.S.H.A. requires that all terds over five inches be hand lowered."

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How about getting a good game of football going in the larger aisles?

And I've seen the condom one in action. Poor old lady didn't even notice them when she went to the register, got quite a look from the cashier.

:cwm27: :lol: :iceslolan :iceslolan
any ladys in here show there tits on yahoo messenger :evillol:

go to the grocery store and grab ten canned items then head over to the frozen food section and get a frozen turkey. Setup the cans at one side of the isle to resemble bowling pins. Then proceed to bowl them over with the turkey.

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: this is great

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101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR rub yourself and groan "i want to die, i want to die...yes yes"
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR get in....and face everyone
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR get in....and face everyone
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR stand behind everyone with a friend....and cough all over the people infront and have your friend say.... "that measles isnt contagious is it man?"
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR jump up and down hard, especially in old slow ones that no one trusts.....people crap emselves
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR start wispering "yes jesus, i will kill them...."
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR make animal noises....then when people look at you, pretend it wasnt you....
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR drop your pants and stand in your boxers..... saluting, as the doors open....
101 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR hide around the corner where the buttons are....and when people get in, yell BOO!
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK if your in a long line....start crying, and sobbing, and make a scene...and start telling people your long term gf/bf broke up with and your dog died..... and they will take u aside and serve u quicker
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK act like your really stupid, annoy the workers with stupidity...and they just give up trying to explain to an idiot...and fill the forms out for you
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK always tick the box that says "do u consider yourself aboriginal" because aboriginal means "native to the land" and that i am.....plus u get more money, no questions asked for claming your a coon
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK use the photocopiers provided for employment services, to photocopy your speeding, failure to vote, parking, and transport fare fines.....then put them all up on your wall
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK confuse the workers with some made up foreign language
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK pretend u have tourettes syndrome....and watch everyone move away from you, like your diseased
101 THINGS TO DO AT CENTRELINK bang your head on the desk, and giggle....until security removes you.... forcefully
01 THINGS TO DO AT MCDONALDS pretend u have sight problems trying to see their namebadge... so u can stare at their breasts for longer
101 THINGS TO DO AT MCDONALDS order 5 burgers.....then when they are nearly ready...change the order.... then when its nearly ready again.... just order a box of cookies
101 THINGS TO DO AT MCDONALDS buy a big drink..... drop it on the floor...and say u dropped it, and u want another one....they have to give u a new one, and clean up a litre of softdrink.....lmao
101 THINGS TO DO AT MCDONALDS start every word of your order with "mc" ..... yes good mc-afternoon, i'd would like a mc-chicken, and some mcfries, and a mclarge mcfanta...
101 THINGS TO DO AT MCDONALDS stand back to front in line.....
101 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC my favorite..... stand in the middle of a mall...and stare at the roof...and after a while, people will start gathering around and look as well....... then sneak off, and stand back and laugh at how much people are sheep...and have no mind of their own.....then shoot em all or something
101 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC glue $2 to the ground....then when someone bends over to pick it up...run up, boot em in the ass...and run off....
101 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC go into hungry jacks/burger king..... get a papercrown, put it on....and stand up on a table....extend your arms and say in a loud firm voice "my people..."
01 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC when people are sitting down eating lunch.....walk past and 'accidently' knock something off of their table....then when they bend down to pick it up.... swipe their wallet or purse
101 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC go into a shop...... and buy something expensive.... put the docket in your pocket, and give the product to a friend to look after..... then walk into another store (by yourself) and walk out with the identical product.... if anyone questions you, show them the docket... "i bought it elsehwre"
01 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC go into a department store...and look in the wallets, they will have a little electronic alarm sensor thingo..... slip it inside your shoe...then walk around the whole shopping centre...setting off their beepers...and watsing their time
101 THINGS TO DO IN PUBLIC sit near the enterence of a shopping centre and yell one line insults at people who walk past..... you would be surprised how many people pretend they didnt hear you, or just look at you....no one has balls
at a set of lights atnight u can flash ur highbeams....and confuse people
throw smoke bombs out the window....as its about to go green...then as u drive off, the whole intersection is blanketed with smoke

you need.... 'salt peter', 'granulised sugar', 'paper cup',' liquid lighter fluid'....
put your stove on...gas works best and put a clean milo tin on it...mix about 50/50 of salt peter and granulised sugar.... and a bit of water to help it turn liquidy on a low heat then as it mixes and becomes a white liquid continue to stir...but turn the heat down bit by bit...it cant get too hot...or smokey kitchen then turn the heat off...and mix in lighter fluid... and stir smoothly then pour into a paper cup when u need it....light the paper cup up, and it will fill a decent size area with thick white smoke in a matter of seconds.

those are just the ones this guy sent me that he HAS done in the past

One me and some friends did was took shopping carts and randomly filled them with things from all over the store... we found some motorcycle helmets and we put one on one guy. It was too small so we ended up picking him up by the head trying to get it off... oh and we beat him with those little floatie things. Then we left the carts there and went back to our dorm.

you need.... 'salt peter', 'granulised sugar', 'paper cup',' liquid lighter fluid'....
put your stove on...gas works best and put a clean milo tin on it...mix about 50/50 of salt peter and granulised sugar.... and a bit of water to help it turn liquidy on a low heat then as it mixes and becomes a white liquid continue to stir...but turn the heat down bit by bit...it cant get too hot...or smokey kitchen then turn the heat off...and mix in lighter fluid... and stir smoothly then pour into a paper cup when u need it....light the paper cup up, and it will fill a decent size area with thick white smoke in a matter of seconds.

it must be my american heritage, but i have no idea what that says...but it sounds funny. I like the one about staring at the roof in the mall, i might try that

it must be my american heritage, but i have no idea what that says...but it sounds funny. I like the one about staring at the roof in the mall, i might try that

He basically told you how to make a smoke bomb dude!!!!
personally i like to add a few magnessium filing to get the brightness of a flashbang then you get the total disoriantaion of a room filled with smoke :naughty:
In relpy to post #13 I did work at a grocery store one and had this happen its no biggie to clean up, now if insted of cans you were to use something breakable like a jar of pickles or jam :evillol: So far the best i have seen was the day I decided to quite my manager had to leave early and after closing me and some of the guys were gonna go paintballing so once the manager left we decided to start the game a little early :rofl: needless to say none of use ever returned to that store :lol2:

Man, I lose these, me and my friends are going to Wal-Mart in a week or two to actually see who can do the most of these. We're even making up our own, so that later, we can do another fifteen. So far, we've come up with five.

1. Grab a bunch of porno or beauty magazines and put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Glue two basketballs to the base of a Baseball bat then stick it in a basketball hoop.

3. If you are small, hide on empty shelves, then when someone walks by, jump out and scream "HAPPY HAUNAKAUH!!!!"

4. Come in with crutches and a fake ankle tape, then have your friend trip you and steal your crutches then run with them while you lay on the ground.

5. Set up a circle of Gummy Worms, then put a stuffed frog in the middle, when people ask what they are doing there, say "Can't you see? The worms are worshiping their frog god", then roll your eyes at them as if they just asked you where they were supposed to check out.

Once we make 15 of our own, we're going to make a list of those and see who can do the most of those before they get kicked out.

Last year, a friend and i really did get kicked out if target for doing stupid crap...lets see

1.sneak up behind people and scream like you were just raped.

2.Mash one of those squishy pillows on your head like a hat(it looks like a turbon).proceed to run around screaming "I CANT GET MY SHOES OFF!"

3.Have one of your smaller friends hide in a ball hamper and either grab people or be barely visible and apear dead

4.Get a plastic spoon...and a jar of mayonase. Walk around slinging globs in the floor at random

5.immitate the scene from Days of Thunder when they are wrecking the rental cars...with hover-rounds...

6.Catch a cashier gone and make sexual groans over the intercom...it helps if two guys make noises...

7. turn all the stereos all the way up

8. you and a friend tape bike horns to the bottom of your shoes...and run around tackling each other.

I am guilty of 1, 2, 4, 6 and 8. The rest was the friend i was with

edit: #2 was so dumb...and even racially incorrect. So we offended Indians and Middle Easterners i guess

go into a store grab basketful of preperation-h, vaseline and foot deodorizer and throw them at people when their not looking

Just yesterday a buddy and i went to the local wal-mart and k-mart. we did the following
1. Grabbed a soccer ball and 2 fish nets. Set them up in the isle one on each side and proceeded with our game. I won 11-7.
2. Grab dolls(any kind we used barbies) take them out the box tie em to a rope then to your ankles and walked around.
3. opend up a tent, sleeping bags and a battery operated lantern and fell asleep for 1 hour.
4. Woke up saw a couple of our other buddies and played tackle football in the main isle.
5. Escorted by security and cops called. Explain to cops we were "Testing the products"


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