How would you kill someone and get away with it.

How do you think you could get away with murder? What precautions would you take, and what would you do with the body.

Hypotheticaly of course.... :)

Looking for suggestions?

Look at me, I'm already changing the topic.... :D:D

Originally posted by Heep
Looking for suggestions?

Look at me, I'm already changing the topic.... :D:D

Nope.

First, the best way would be to not have a motive, or your going to end up a suspect.

If you know the person you shouldn't be seen with that person for a while before the murder.

Means of comitting the Murder: Inject them with a syringe full of insulin, preferably in a mole or birthmark to avoid leaving a easily noticable mark. They will fall into a coma and die of heart failure... Depending on their age and general health the death may not draw any negative attention.

This is also a suitable method of comitting suicide. You will likely become stomach sick and lathargic before falling asleep for the last time... relatively painless.

hire some physco

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Originally posted by YogsVR4
Become rich and/or famous. ELL OH ELL!!! O.J. = guilty! :mad:

Hmmm..buy a sniper rifle

Holy crap!! i was just thinking about starting the exact same thread last night!!!!!! what a coincidence! :D

cause it seems like police always find the killer somehow.... and i couldn't understand how if you shot somebody from far away, how could they possibly know you did it? like they can't look at the bullit and be like yeah that's G$tarr's bullit :D

and in movies (like thug movies in compton) you see guys shoot and kill people without a care of getting caught.... and in the movie Baby Boy 2 guys chase a guy down a street, shoot at him (hit his legs), then walk up to him and finish him... then just run away, they didn't get caught or arrested..... is that how it is in real life? or is it like the police says it is, they make it look like every killer gets caught


i really don't understand how they would know it was you if nobody sees you, you walk up to somebody, cap their ass and run away

I have the kind of mind that I think would make me ideal to plan murders. I have planned the murders of a few people that I dislike. I wouldn't do it though.

A very important thing to do is to wear clothes that you normally wouldn't wear. When you have dispatched your victim, have a safe place to totally destroy the clothes, even if no visible evidence is on them. That includes your shoes. Bury the ashes.

Make sure you wear gloves (obviously) and something that will stop you depositing hairs at the scene. If at all possible, make the murder scene a place where you would have business being at even if the murder didn't happen. That way if you do leave trace evidence you have an excuse.

Although you want to not be seen at all, make sure you can leave the immediate scene in disguise.
Maybe your disguise could include a large beard and sunglasses. But if you do so, it could also be a good idea to have a second disguise on underneath to fool people. For example, if you wear a black beard have some red hair showing from underneath. That way any witness will think they have some vital clue and it will totally throw off the police. (assuming you aren't a redhead).

Any murder weapon must be disposed of. It doesn't matter if its your favourite nickle plated pistol, it MUST be wiped down and placed where it will never be found. It is best if this is the kind of place that won't be built on in the future. If your weapon is burnable, burn it.
But you shouldn't be using your favourite nickle plated pistol as chances are that someone saw you with it.

I wouldn't even attempt to dispose of the body. Too easy to get caught. Bodies are VERY hard to dispose of completely.

Work alone. Its not a good idea to have anyone else know your plans, no matter how loyal they are. Things can happen down the line that might make them either turn against you or reveal something by accident.


Damn, that was hard to type with my nose. *wipes drool from chin onto shoulder of straight jacket*

Originally posted by Lizard King
Damn, that was hard to type with my nose. *wipes drool from chin onto shoulder of straight jacket*

LOL!! :D:D:D:D

Good to see you back LK!!!

Thanks. :)

Thought I'd better add some humour to the end of such a post.

Originally posted by Lizard King
Thanks. :)

Thought I'd better add some humour to the end of such a post. ...to avert suspicion... ;)

where have you been?

if you shoot somebody from far away, like snipe them and nobody sees you.. how could they possibly find out who did it?

Originally posted by gang$tarr
if you shoot somebody from far away, like snipe them and nobody sees you.. how could they possibly find out who did it? Guns leave unique marks on the bullets they fire. They could find your gun and figure out they match... Proving you did the shooting is a different story...

Originally posted by jay@af
Guns leave unique marks on the bullets they fire. They could find your gun and figure out they match... Proving you did the shooting is a different story...

yeah but if you wipe the gun off and bury it, then they could never find out could they?
even if they did find it, how would they know you buried it

Originally posted by gang$tarr
where have you been?

if you shoot somebody from far away, like snipe them and nobody sees you.. how could they possibly find out who did it?


There always seems to be a witness. Thats why it needs to be dark out. :)

I am glad to see others can sit back and think of bad things once in a while. :D

I am also proud to say, I can pop someone in the forehead, at 500 meters, with an open site, consistantly. :p

wow... G.I. KBslacker

Originally posted by gang$tarr
yeah but if you wipe the gun off and bury it, then they could never find out could they?
even if they did find it, how would they know you buried it True enough, that's why I said the hard part is proving it was you using your gun. But, you have to register as a gun owner (in the U.S.), so they'd be sure to ask you why you let other people use you gun, or why you didn't report it missing.

Well, don't use legal ways of purchasing the rifle. And buy it from a place as far away from the future murder scene as possible, but buy it yourself. And make sure the gun/rifle has not been used before (if it's possible) - it can be traced to the person who sold it to you and then back to you.

The problem would be getting away from the scene, dispencing with the weapob for good, and having an alibi, especially if you have a strong motive (I'm assuming you do why would you want to kill someone if you don't).

Planting homemade explosives that are remoted detonated under the seat in their car would be a nice way.
My best mate would give me an alibi.

With an Icicle (spelling?). All the evidence melts away.

Originally posted by Slip
Planting homemade explosives that are remoted detonated under the seat in their car would be a nice way.


Bombs leave too many traces of every kind and are almost sure to lead back to you.

Originally posted by Slip

My best mate would give me an alibi.

And what will happen once you have a fight over some girl or something? Even if not, you'll be living "in debt" to your friend all your life.

Originally posted by MBTN
With an Icicle (spelling?). All the evidence melts away.

There was a short story I read about a wife killing her husband with a frozen leg of lamb (using it like a club), and then feedind the murder weapon to the police officers (her husband used to be a cop).

Originally posted by ales


There was a short story I read about a wife killing her husband with a frozen leg of lamb (using it like a club), and then feedind the murder weapon to the police officers (her husband used to be a cop).

i know that story it was read to us at school as a short story... hehehe :D

Originally posted by jay@af
True enough, that's why I said the hard part is proving it was you using your gun. But, you have to register as a gun owner (in the U.S.), so they'd be sure to ask you why you let other people use you gun, or why you didn't report it missing.

i wouldn't buy it legally.... that would be the tricky part, getting an illegal gun. It would suck getting pulled over and having an illegal gun though :(

anyway even if i did buy the gun legally.... i buy the ammo in a different place, how would they know that ammo came out of this gun?

Originally posted by gang$tarr
anyway even if i did buy the gun legally.... i buy the ammo in a different place, how would they know that ammo came out of this gun? The hammer of the gun that hits the back of the shell leaves a mark.
As the bullet moves through the barrel, it is etched by spiraling lines inside the barrel.

Between these two things, every gun has a unique "fingerprint."

Originally posted by jay@af
The hammer of the gun that hits the back of the shell leaves a mark.
As the bullet moves through the barrel, it is etched by spiraling lines inside the barrel.

Between these two things, every gun has a unique "fingerprint."

every single gun made has a different mark?! aren't there like millions of guns?

Jay's right on this one. I've watched enough Justice Files to know. Thing about it is that they have to find the gun to prove that the bullet came from it.

I like this:
Guns don't kill people...
Bullets kill people! :D

Originally posted by Twist

I like this:
Guns don't kill people...
Bullets kill people! :D

I like this:
Guns don't kill people...
I kill people!! :D

how come they have to find the gun to proove the bullet came from it?
they don't have a like a "fingerprint" book with all the marks?

Originally posted by gang$tarr


I like this:
Guns don't kill people...
I kill people!! :D

how come they have to find the gun to proove the bullet came from it?
they don't have a like a "fingerprint" book with all the marks? They have to find the gun, and fire another round, then compare the two used bullets. I think it's called ballistic forensics.

Originally posted by jay@af
They have to find the gun, and fire another round, then compare the two used bullets. I think it's called ballistic forensics.

cool... now to start planning, heheh :devil:

heh
Guns don't kill people
Machine guns kill people:finger:

Originally posted by jay@af
The hammer of the gun that hits the back of the shell leaves a mark.
As the bullet moves through the barrel, it is etched by spiraling lines inside the barrel.

Between these two things, every gun has a unique "fingerprint."

I actually never understood this one: why not, after shooting someone, change the "fingerprint" that the gun leaves. Like using a file or sendpaper to alter, somewhat significantltly the hammer (like, for example, grinding the side so that it's less round, or more/less pointy - you get the picture), as well as the barrel... Make sure that it leaves a totally different mark, then go shoot a couple of boxes of ammunition somewhere so the alterations don't look too suspicious...

I'm sure it's possible and done before (I know I'm smart, but not the smartest who ever lived, although probably the smartest living now :):):):):):):bandit: :D :D :p :D )

Poison!! Food, drink, or even their favorite candy. Make sure it's effects are delayed so to give you time to escape and such.

Originally posted by gang$tarr


yeah but if you wipe the gun off and bury it, then they could never find out could they?
even if they did find it, how would they know you buried it

ales and jay added good advice on this.

In addition, the gun must be new and bought from somewhere that can't trace it back to you.
You must also remember trajectory. Don't shoot from your window, they'll soon know where the bullet came from.

ales mentioned changing the fingerprint. Its probably impractical but you could rebore the gun for a larger round. That would fool the cops.

You should deffinately dispose of the gun, though.

Or you could just have a blow torch handy and just melt the damn thing.:D

Originally posted by ales


I actually never understood this one: why not, after shooting someone, change the "fingerprint" that the gun leaves. Like using a file or sendpaper to alter, somewhat significantltly the hammer (like, for example, grinding the side so that it's less round, or more/less pointy - you get the picture), as well as the barrel... Make sure that it leaves a totally different mark, then go shoot a couple of boxes of ammunition somewhere so the alterations don't look too suspicious...


that's a really good idea, i got the file out right now :D :D

how old do you have to be to get a pistol like a glock in Canada?

Originally posted by gang$tarr
how old do you have to be to get a pistol like a glock in Canada?

I don't know if you can, period. Maybe. I dunno.

Originally posted by Heep


I don't know if you can, period. Maybe. I dunno.

yeah you can if you're over a certain age, it's just tough... all the gun laws in canada are gay
you have to go on like a 6 month or more waiting list, you need to update your registration every year, etc.
might aswell go out and get an illegal one :rolleyes:

Originally posted by gang$tarr


yeah you can if you're over a certain age, it's just tough... all the gun laws in canada are gay
you have to go on like a 6 month or more waiting list, you need to update your registration every year, etc.
might aswell go out and get an illegal one :rolleyes:

Is this really such a bad thing? You don't hear about anywhere near as many shootings in Canada than in the US

Originally posted by Heep


Is this really such a bad thing? You don't hear about anywhere near as many shootings in Canada than in the US


That is one thing that makes us more unique.

More unique? How many old guys do you have down there that walk into the mall with a touque on in the middle of summer, plaid jacket, jogging pants, big huge beard, and a smoke hanging out of there mouth and ask the guy at Roots if "they sell beaver pelt pants, eh?"

I see them all the time...that's what makes Canada more unique :D:D:D

Originally posted by Heep
More unique? How many old guys do you have down there that walk into the mall with a touque on in the middle of summer, plaid jacket, jogging pants, big huge beard, and a smoke hanging out of there mouth and ask the guy at Roots if "they sell beaver pelt pants, eh?"

I see them all the time...that's what makes Canada more unique :D:D:D Down here, they just offer to wash your windshield for a dollar.

stab them with an icicle. It'll melt and the police will be baffled.
maybe?

Originally posted by Cavallino
stab them with an icicle. It'll melt and the police will be baffled.
maybe? MBTN (http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=78782#post78782)

dammit I thought i was being original.

Originally posted by MBTN
With an Icicle (spelling?). All the evidence melts away.


Actually, I've always thought that hitting them over the head with a block of ice in a pool would be the best way. Knock em out cold, then they drown. The police wouldn't find any evidence of suspicious water or dampness around (its a pool:rolleyes: ), and there's tons of stuff that could be used to hit someone to knock them out, An icicle would leave a weird hole, not like a knife or anything....just a thought;)

Originally posted by hakka
Actually, I've always thought that hitting them over the head with a block of ice in a pool would be the best way. Knock em out cold, then they drown. The police wouldn't find any evidence of suspicious water or dampness around (its a pool:rolleyes: ), and there's tons of stuff that could be used to hit someone to knock them out, An icicle would leave a weird hole, not like a knife or anything....just a thought;) Ooooh! That's good! :eek: :devil:

Originally posted by kbslacker
How do you think you could get away with murder? What precautions would you take, and what would you do with the body.

Hypotheticaly of course.... :)



My God.....a thread fill of physco's.



If it was me......

Strangulation...then leaving the body on Railway lines...mincemeat.




Did i really post that :bloated: :bloated:

Wouldn't that leave a big bump on the guy's head though?

Originally posted by Heep
Wouldn't that leave a big bump on the guy's head though? Which he got from diving in the shallow end. :angel:

Originally posted by primera man

Strangulation...then leaving the body on Railway lines...mincemeat.


i think it would be too easy getting got that way... a hair or something off you could go on the person. Also it takes more time and there's more of a chance of somebody seeing you

I'd just pull out the glock :badass:

If any of you know how to kill someone please contact us at [address removed by moderator] we have someone we need dead. if you can kill him i would be happy to let you join are assassin guild (the knights of darkness.)

Wow, he has risen.



You find their weekness, as in nature, you use it against them.


Also ignorance is bliss, to bring it out also leads to worry, which leads to disease and the abality to not heal as fast, there fore using their own bodies against them.



It is common sence.

Wow, he has risen.



You find their weekness, as in nature, you use it against them.


Also ignorance is bliss, to bring it out also leads to worry, which leads to disease and the abality to not heal as fast, there fore using their own bodies against them.



It is common sence.

It's common sense, not common sence. Your weakness (not weekness) seems to be that your ability (not abality) is a result of being home schooled.

And as for your signature it is absurd, not OBSERD and insane not INSAIN.

If any of you know how to kill someone please contact us at [address removed by moderator] we have someone we need dead. if you can kill him i would be happy to let you join are assassin guild (the knights of darkness.)

The forum rules clearly state that crime is not tolerated. Since you are soliciting murder for hire (a crime) you are banned from the site.

It's common sense, not common sence. Your weakness (not weekness) seems to be that your ability (not abality) is a result of being home schooled.

And as for your signature it is absurd, not OBSERD and insane not INSAIN.




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