Post your POLITICAL JOKES HERE!!!

Post your political joke pictures :D :eek:

George Bush is a walking political joke; he's just not funny.:grey:
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One I found awile back, kind of funny and kind of stupid, but oh well.

One day, Mrs. Martin the third grade teacher decided she'd had enough with the shenanigans of two troublesome students of hers, twin brothers named Clinton and Gore. The two brats were always yelling, swearing, pulling girls' ponytails, picking fights, etc. So Mrs. Martin decided to write a letter to the boys' mother. It went like this:

Dear Mrs. Appleby:

I am writing in regards to your sons, who are incessantly disrupting my class. It makes it very difficult to educate my students when they insist on being a nuisance. I would ask you to either discipline these two boys to the level expected of a responsible parent, or move them someplace else.

P.S. Your two boys claim that their names are 'Clinton' and 'Gore.' Is this true, or are they putting me on? Sincerely, Mrs. Martin



The very next day, Mrs. Martin got a reply.

Dear Mrs. Martin:

First of all, the name is Miss Appleby, not Mrs. And if you had two little bastards, what would YOU call them?! Sincerely, Miss Appleby

Do "Bushisms" count???

"Listen, Al Gore is a very tough opponent. He is the incumbent.* He represents the incumbency. And a challenger is somebody who generally* comes from the pack and wins, if you're going to win. And that's where I'm coming from."
?Detroit, Sept. 7, 2000

And I know for fact that after 9/11/01 President Bush decided that "America has been misunderestimated". I'm thinking something else besides America has been "misunderestimated." :o

no prizes for guessing that I'd have something for this thread...:)

:hehe: That was great taranaki. Broke that promis didn't he?

:o More Bushism..... "Will the highways on the Internet become more few?"


George W. Bush
January 29 2000

Question asked by the candidate in Concord, New Hampshire and reported in Slate magazine:D :D :D :silly2:

More proof that the left are becoming Nazis

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AN ECONOMICAL ADDRESS

President W. Bush said he was happy with his Tax address to Congress, saying it was "to the point" as planned. What does Bush credit his terse delivery to? His careful selection of the most appropriate malapropisms.

OOOOOH,PLEASE LET ME BE IN YOUR GANG,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE...!

hahah taranaki tahts wikked...............stupid blair.........hahaha

Please note!This is not the political forum.If you disagree with the jokes in this thread,find one that better expresses your opinion.Let's keep this thread light and friendly,thank you.

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Tom Hanks is smarter than I thought...:D

JEAN CHRETIAN!!!


enough said.:D

Stolen from www.theonion.com of course :D

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Don't skip it, it's effin hilarious!

My apologies for my political remark.

Originally posted by Cbass
Stolen from www.theonion.com of course :D

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REPOST:flipa:

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Perhaps he should phone a friend.If he has one.

Just had to post this: :D

And this:

poor ol' george....he makes it sooooooooooooo easy:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:

*stops laughing to breathe and write this post...*

Best Thread Ever

*bump*:hehe: :hehe: :hehe:
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Bushism for the day

Reporter: "I have a three part question for you, Mr President, and one question for you Prime Minister Blair."

Bush: "Well wait a minute, That's four questions."

Reporter: "Oh no, it's just actually one question."

Bush: "Ok , good."

Reporter".....In three parts."

Bush: "i see."


July 19, 2001

from official "10 Downing St." transcripts of a press conference with President Bush and British Prime Minister Tony Blair.:o:D


1 more

"When i put my hand on the Bible, I will swear to not---to uphold the laws of the land."

October 27, 2000
Toledo, Ohio:o :o :o :o :o :huh: :huh:

Those are just the newest ones from last month...

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i still dont know which side i support being as i make arguments for both war and peace but this sure is funny and so is bush. although they forgot all the south american oil which is where we get most of it from. should be the world according to bush

-GTi-VR6_A3

It took a while coming, but here is Ozs contribution.

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To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
'Cos it's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
If we even have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.

that is truly rich i love it. here did you find that one?

-GTi-VR6_A3

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told ya he wasnt normal :rolleyes:

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Hilarity ensues.

LMFAO

http://www.idleworm.com/nws/2002/11/iraq2.shtml :D