If you could have any three superpowers...

what would they be and why?

Can speak EVERY language fluently.

Can do everything twice the speed of normal.

Can do evil voodoo on people who can't use a goshdarn homonym correctly.

The ability to read minds - it would be cool to know what other people are R-E-A-L-L-Y thinking

X-Ray vision - anyone who can't work that one out needs therapy

The ability to move myself physically anywhere simply by making it so (would make automotives and therefore automotiveforums a little redundant) but this would be the ultimate one! I wouldn't have to pay obscene amounts of money to ski either.

Originally posted by boingo82
people who can't use a goshdarn homonym correctly.

[Dr Evil Voice] It's a homonym [/Dr Evil Voice]
:lol2: I love Austin Powers

XRay vision- Oz can relate there

The ability to read minds- because most people suxx0rs at teh communication


and the ability to freeze time- that'd be cool

To be able to understand women.
To have genie powers.
And the power to make retarded people smarter.

them are mine

x-ray vision would be kick ass but i would get into to much trouble with that one.:licker:

Invisibility - Think you can work it out :)

Time control - Freeze time (except me), time travel

Ability to replicate whatever I want at the snap of a finger...like a can of ice-cold slushy Coca-Cola :D

Originally posted by TerryJoe
To be able to understand women.


Good luck with that one...:p :p :p :p


let's have a shot at this one,then..........

1/the ability to control minds.Wouldn't need to read them then.

2/the ability to fly.......just for the hell of it.

3/the ability to morph into alternative shapes or objects.Mess with me and I'll turn into a tank!

1~Flight - Because I love to fly!
2~Read Minds - Same reason as the other kiddies said
3~Midas Touch - Can't be a true superhero with a superstash of money!:finger:

1) the option to become invisible/intangible
2) be able to fly (will help when im intangible, so i dont go plummetting through the earth toward the center)
3) Read minds (being intangible=kinda invincible, but invinceable woudl be good to)

1)Super Human Strength - not your average super hero more like Goku kinda strong
2)Healing Ability - can heal myself and others at will
3)The Ability to move things with my mind(teleconesis)sp

1. to be able to think of where I want to go and just arrive - save mileage on the car

2. to be able to walk thru walls or other objects, so I can take a few short cuts..especially at school when I have to park out in BFE.

3. to know everything and how to do everything....then I can REALLY be anything I wanna be hehe.

Three? shit, I only need one-

I wanna be OMNIPOTENT!

(the first person to make an "impotent" joke will cease to exist)

1.) X-Ray vision, you know why
2.)mind reading, because it's fun
3.)Supreme, complete knowledge of everything that does/has exist(ed). that way, i could show up anyone that tests my knowledge. and also, whenever something new is discovered, it automatically pops into my head as if i've known it all along.

Originally posted by S13_Iketani
and also, whenever something new is discovered, it automatically pops into my head as if i've known it all along.

Brian: "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?!"

:D

Originally posted by Heep


Brian: "WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT!?!"

:D

:flipa:













:D

my 3 choices would be

1. To be able to steal other peoples powers (heh he steal all of yours)
2. Speed......like around the world in a milisecond
3. Freeze time (but not me)

1. Super-healing - can recover from injury or disease in moments
2. Flying - yeah, very cool
3. Omniscience - imagine the problem-solving abilities! :sun:

Originally posted by Oz
I wouldn't have to pay obscene amounts of money to ski either.

Plus, you'd get a whole lot more runs in! :D


I'm going to go with telekenesis... How cool would it be to just will something to move?

Invisibility. I could go anywhere and do anything... I think it would also give me a good insight as to how things occur when I'm not around so to speak...

I'd also REALLY like the ability to stop time. That way, I could stop time and relax, or get some work done, or whatever, and then unfreeze it, and still have the rest of the day. Plus, I could play some serious practical jokes with that power.

hmmm

Just wanna be Spider-Man.


Been a Spider-Man fan since... hmmm been so long I dont remember... I even have Spider-Man #1 comic book :D. Its my retirement fund!

To be psychic. That's all. It allows telepathy, telekenetics, visions, the works! Why else would you need anything else when you can control anyone and move anything? *ponders thought*

:devil:

I would look through walls for obvious reasons:rolleyes:

1 power and 1 power only..









the ability to have all powers:flipa:

Originally posted by v10_viper
1 power and 1 power only..









the ability to have all powers:flipa: I bet you'd wish for more wishes, too, wouldn't you? :p

Originally posted by jay@af
I bet you'd wish for more wishes, too, wouldn't you? :p

well of course, truthfully, who wouldn't wish for more wishes?

of course with the ability to have all superpowers who needs wishes?

Originally posted by jay@af
I bet you'd wish for more wishes, too, wouldn't you? :p

Thanks Jay...I was going to go for the more traditional :rolleyes:

Ability to have all the powers...well, some powers I doubt you'd want.

Originally posted by Damien
Ability to have all the powers...well, some powers I doubt you'd want.

Well, the ability to have all powers doesn't mean he has all powers, just means he can have infinite selection of which ones he wants :)

I'd like to be able to shoot my jizz through a steel wall.....

Originally posted by Heep


Well, the ability to have all powers doesn't mean he has all powers, just means he can have infinite selection of which ones he wants :)

Thank you for clearing up that technicallity there Heep. I was a bit confused...

Originally posted by SleeperCivic
I'd like to be able to shoot my jizz through a steel wall.....

:huh:

*walks out of thread...actually, runs!*

He-he-heeeeeee....

Originally posted by SleeperCivic
I'd like to be able to shoot my jizz through a steel wall.....

Do you try this often enough to make the power worthwhile? :huh:

Originally posted by Heep


Do you try this often enough to make the power worthwhile? :huh:

Why would you ask!?! :confused:

Originally posted by Damien


Why would you ask!?! :confused:

Cause I've never met someone so turned on by steel walls that they try to shoot jizz though one every day...

Originally posted by Heep


Cause I've never met someone so turned on by steel walls that they try to shoot jizz though one every day...

he must be hanging out at the zoo alot... ?

Originally posted by Damien


Thanks Jay...I was going to go for the more traditional :rolleyes:

Ability to have all the powers...well, some powers I doubt you'd want.

yea, I dont think I'd care to shoot my jizz through a steel wall.

Well, the ability to have all powers doesn't mean he has all powers, just means he can have infinite selection of which ones he wants

Precisely:ylsuper

I'm much more interested at the potential paternity lawsuits he would open himself up to with that ability. A very poor, happy man. :frog:

1) To be able to have any car I wanted just by thinkin
about it

2) Know who Im gonna marry someday

3) I guess there isnt a third one.
Like it wiold ever happen anaway.



(P.S. I WANNA BE SUPERMAN) nah just shittin ya.

Originally posted by Oz
I'm much more interested at the potential paternity lawsuits he would open himself up to with that ability. A very poor, happy man. :frog:

:D :D :D True, true! I just think it would be cool to penetrate a steel wall by firing off some bodily fluid.....

Originally posted by SleeperCivic


:D :D :D True, true! I just think it would be cool to penetrate a steel wall by firing off some bodily fluid.....

I can honestly say that AF has the weirdest conversations

w3rd Max

Originally posted by MaximusGTR


I can honestly say that AF has the weirdest conversations


Yeah- of course we all know who to blame- it's them damn Kiwis and Ockers I tll yee- all those years upside down aren't good for them :finger:

1. Super itteligence. See I need it, I can't even spell that right.

2. Ability to read minds. So I can go out with a girl & not deal with mind games. I'll already know what she wants me to say or do.

3. Invisibilty. This one has endless potential.:D

Originally posted by Misundaztood
1. Super itteligence. See I need it, I can't even spell that right.

2. Ability to read minds. So I can go out with a girl & not deal with mind games. I'll already know what she wants me to say or do.

3. Invisibilty. This one has endless potential.:D

those are almost exactly what I would choose except for the super intelligence. In place of that I would take the ability to make paper into cash (like notebook paper).

Originally posted by ILike2DriveCars


Intelligence. That's how you spell it!!!makes mental note to self...

I would have to say
1) perdict the future
2) read minds
3) be able to replicate myself (send him to work while i work on my car :))) )

what would they be and why?

Invisibility - so I can check out the women's shower at the gym.

X-ray vision - so I can see thru women's clothing.

Flight - something fun to do besides looking at naked women.

just kidding I would use those powers to fight crime and stuff. :rolleyes:

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