Joke
YogsVR4
10-09-2001, 03:25 PM
In the beginning, the plan for a divine human design was painstakingly implemented.
"The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two hundred, O Mighty One."
"Then we shall do the same for the woman."
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?"
"How many did we put in Adam?"
"Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One."
"Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman."
"Yes, O Great Lord."
"Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."
"The nerve endings," said St. Peter, "how many will I put in her hands?"
"How many did we put in Adam?" asked The Lord.
"Two hundred, O Mighty One."
"Then we shall do the same for the woman."
"How many nerve endings should we put in woman's genitals, O Mightiest?"
"How many did we put in Adam?"
"Four hundred twenty, O Mighty One."
"Oh yeah, now I remember, we wanted Adam to have a little fun procreating, didn't we? Do the same for woman."
"Yes, O Great Lord."
"Wait! Hold it, Pete, Give her ten thousand, it'd be a hoot to hear her scream out my name..."
DVSNCYNIKL
10-09-2001, 03:29 PM
LMMAO!!
Wooo, that was funny. I need that. Only half hour till work is over.
Wooo, that was funny. I need that. Only half hour till work is over.
DVSNCYNIKL
10-10-2001, 03:53 PM
Steven Spielberg, eat your heart out!
Song (http://www.laughinglynx.com/movie.php?id=111&PHPSESSID=083ebd1622cb6dbbdf09b0cbe6cb1838)
Turn up the volume kids, you need a sound card.
Song (http://www.laughinglynx.com/movie.php?id=111&PHPSESSID=083ebd1622cb6dbbdf09b0cbe6cb1838)
Turn up the volume kids, you need a sound card.
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