I make TerminalV spits fries!

Ok.. so me and TerminalV were at Del Taco having ourselves a 'normal' conversation about cars and the what nots...

and we usually call ourselves racial slurs to one another just for fun... (no meaning behind them so lay off our backs! :D)

So I made some random comment about how I didnt want to finish my Quesadia cause it was disgusting.

And then TerminalV said out loud "You're such a spic..." which almost everybody heard. (Said in a Del Taco which is run by mostly Mexicans < not being racist cause they are.)

~We laughed for a moment then I countered with...

an even louder responce "You said SPIC!" and was pointing at him... we laughed for yet another good long moment... then suddenly while we were still laughing hard as it was... I leaned across the table and pointed at his face and did a Austin Powers and said "MOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

I shit you not... TerminalV spit his french fries out instantly from laughing so hard... They flew out of his mouth with some force behind it too... went splat on the food tray... he then caughed out the rest of his meal into a wrapper.

I was laughing so hard I had tears in my eyes... People were staring at us like :huh:


And to think we were Sober... :D



Sorry... it was just too funny not to post... I think theres food scraps on my sweater... not sure hahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAAH, itsss sooo true, and this made us race the trukk, *hence why its under racing fourm* we beat a civic

not as cool as spittin out fries.. but it was a race

yah, that 80's hatch lost pretty bad....poor bastard

but man...I spit those frys out good!

All over the tray, table, other food, Redneck :p

that is weak readneck well if he woul've been spiting fries trough his nose well that would be another story......;) :p

That reminds me of this time at home. My Dad was a firefighter so he was not home, and Mom had made dinner for my brother and I. Well I was about 14 he was 22. She had made a meatloaf or some long round peice of meat. Well he comes strolling in, my Mom is at the stove still, and I had just started to drink a big ass gulp of iced tea. He says, loud as hell, "What are we having for dinner horse cock?!!" Tea shot out of every oriface I have on my head it went in all the food, across the table into his plate, even on his shirt! That was the funniest shit ever! My Mom was even laughing, and if you knew her, that would make it twice as funny.

Just thought I would share that with you guy's, and the occasional lady.:hehehe: :spit:

but...did you race against that horse cock? :hehehe:

Holy shit, you remind of some very good times. Why is someone spitting out food or fluids like that so funny? We may never know, much like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

Originally posted by Polygon
Holy shit, you remind of some very good times. Why is someone spitting out food or fluids like that so funny? We may never know, much like how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

But!

did you race that tootsie pop :p

Good god! I'd hate to see what would come out him if he were drinking! :D

actually thats even funnier :p

That tootsie pop didn't have a chance!

WE OWNZ TOOSIE POPS!

Hey TV, can your colt do a burn out???

yes...yes it can

BOTH wheels

*5 year old tires or so...it chirps every time I go unless I purposly and horrably bog it*

You may whoop up on a Tootsie Pop, but this?

hahahaha, oh damn.,..the trukk has competiton :p