An oldy but goody
YogsVR4
01-28-2003, 03:02 PM
Two boys are playing hockey on a pond in a park in Toronto, when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy.
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
"Young Leafs Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook. "But I'm not a Leafs fan," the little hero replied. "Sorry, since we are in Toronto, I just assumed you were." said the reporter and starts again.
"Little Jays Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack" he continued writing in his notebook. "I'm not a Jays fan either," the boy said. I assumed everyone in Toronto was either a Leafs or Jays fan. What team, do you root for?" the reporter asked. "I'm a Montreal Canadiens fan." the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and
writes, "Little French Bastard from Montreal Kills Beloved Family Pet."
Amish_kid
01-28-2003, 03:04 PM
hahahaha
no one like The Leafs
GOOOOO Habs!
no one like The Leafs
GOOOOO Habs!
Street Sweeper
01-28-2003, 03:31 PM
LOL!That's so true......every torontonian is assumed to be a leafs fan....:rolleyes: :flipa: :finger: BOO LEAFS
Suislide
01-28-2003, 04:52 PM
Originally posted by Street Sweeper
LOL!That's so true......every torontonian is assumed to be a leafs fan....:rolleyes: :flipa: :finger: BOO LEAFS
screw you both! Leafs kick ass! but on that note,
GO SENS!!:D
LOL!That's so true......every torontonian is assumed to be a leafs fan....:rolleyes: :flipa: :finger: BOO LEAFS
screw you both! Leafs kick ass! but on that note,
GO SENS!!:D
Graphik Styles
01-28-2003, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
screw you both! Leafs kick ass! but on that note,
WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO LEAFS KICK ASS
and this is for all the leafs haters
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
screw you both! Leafs kick ass! but on that note,
WHOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO LEAFS KICK ASS
and this is for all the leafs haters
:finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
JD@af
01-28-2003, 08:33 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe: HA HA HA HA HA - That's fucking good, Yogs :D
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