joke'o'the week

This guy sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale." He rings
the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the back yard.

The guy goes into the back yard and sees a mutt sitting there. "You talk?"
he asks.

"Yep, that's me," the mutt replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The old hound looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift pretty young
and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my talent, and
in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms
with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.
I couldn't tell you how many wars I helped prevent.

"But, the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting
any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious characters and listening in. I uncovered some incredible
dealings there ... and was awarded a batch of medals.

"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes into the house and asks the owner what he wants
for the dog.

"Ten bucks and he's yours," the owner says.

"But this dog is amazing!" the guy exclaims. "Why on earth are you selling
him and why so cheap?"

The owner replies, "He's such a liar. He didn't do any of that stuff."

wheres the punch line?:huh:

lol
Its just so ironic on so many levels:D

Pretty damn funny!:hehehe: :hehehe:

Funny.:D

i'll take him, and bread him :D

have an army of talking dogs...yesss...sooon....:unho:

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
:unho:



haha only you could mess that up... hahaha silly boy! hahaha

Go Trans AM!

The dogs are a-coming :eek:

i dont get it.

:lol2:

Originally posted by Judge
i dont get it.

i dont either