Things I hate about everybody...
Oz
01-26-2003, 11:55 PM
Things I hate about everybody...
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No tosser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, "Life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,"Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, knobhead?
10. People who say things like, "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be?--Ears? Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that nice?" No, it's really revolting. I always eat shit I hate.
12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a "McChicken Burger"; just a "Chicken Burger" gets blank looks...Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes, you McTosser.
13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks. I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Bastards
Yes, I know it is a repost. No, I don't care. :wave: Have a nice day
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.
3. When people say, "Oh, you want to have your cake and eat it too". Fucking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say, "It's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while watching a film, "Did you see that?" No tosser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the fucking floor.
6. People who ask, "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.
8. When people say, "Life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks,"Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came would I be standing here, knobhead?
10. People who say things like, "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be?--Ears? Wellington boots?
11. When you're eating something and someone asks, "Is that nice?" No, it's really revolting. I always eat shit I hate.
12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a "McChicken Burger"; just a "Chicken Burger" gets blank looks...Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes, you McTosser.
13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks. I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Bastards
Yes, I know it is a repost. No, I don't care. :wave: Have a nice day
Vyacheslav
01-26-2003, 11:59 PM
:hehehe: some of this stuff is funny, some of it doesnt make sense :finger:
-The Stig-
01-27-2003, 12:01 AM
Originally posted by Oz
13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks. I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Bastards
HAHAHAHA good repost
But I had that happen to me when I wrecked my Yamaha... I had people stopping and asking if I was ok after I got tossed (highsided) off my bike at about 50mph into a ditch... Im standing there holding my shoulder (which I broke)...
Are you ok???
*looks at bike which is messed the F^&K up... looks at himself which is dusty and messed the F#$K up as well...* Yes, I'm Peachy...
hahaha I love that term... Tosser hahahaha
GO OZ! :ylsuper
13. When you're involved in an accident and someone asks, "Are you alright?" Yes, fine thanks. I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. Bastards
HAHAHAHA good repost
But I had that happen to me when I wrecked my Yamaha... I had people stopping and asking if I was ok after I got tossed (highsided) off my bike at about 50mph into a ditch... Im standing there holding my shoulder (which I broke)...
Are you ok???
*looks at bike which is messed the F^&K up... looks at himself which is dusty and messed the F#$K up as well...* Yes, I'm Peachy...
hahaha I love that term... Tosser hahahaha
GO OZ! :ylsuper
YellowMaranello
01-27-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Oz
8. When people say, "Life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
10. People who say things like, "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be?--Ears? Wellington boots?
12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a "McChicken Burger"; just a "Chicken Burger" gets blank looks...Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes, you McTosser.
:hehehe: :hehe:
Nice, I've gotta remember those.
8. When people say, "Life is short". What the fuck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever fucking does!! What can you do that's longer?
10. People who say things like, "My eyes aren't what they used to be". So what did they used to be?--Ears? Wellington boots?
12. McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a "McChicken Burger"; just a "Chicken Burger" gets blank looks...Well, I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes, you McTosser.
:hehehe: :hehe:
Nice, I've gotta remember those.
Shortbus
01-27-2003, 12:10 AM
ROFL @ 4
Good stuff OZ:D
Good stuff OZ:D
Jimster
01-27-2003, 12:11 AM
Adam Sandler 0wnz teh Oz:D
kicker1_solo
01-27-2003, 12:27 AM
You don't wanna see my list of things I hate about people :bloated:
Vyacheslav
01-27-2003, 12:52 AM
Originally posted by kicker1_solo
You don't wanna see my list of things I hate about people :bloated:
OOoo i am sure he does, and then after he will make a conclusion and make his own list even longer!! :frog:
You don't wanna see my list of things I hate about people :bloated:
OOoo i am sure he does, and then after he will make a conclusion and make his own list even longer!! :frog:
Chris
01-27-2003, 01:44 AM
I hate people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and i hate the dutch. (think about it. Yes, its austin powers:( )
This is some good stuff, tho!
This is some good stuff, tho!
tazdev
01-27-2003, 01:47 AM
I hate PEOPLE .fullstop.
Judge
01-27-2003, 02:18 AM
I love that list :coolguy:
darkness
01-27-2003, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
I hate PEOPLE .fullstop.
OI!:p
I'm keeping my opinion on this sibject to myself.
I hate PEOPLE .fullstop.
OI!:p
I'm keeping my opinion on this sibject to myself.
taranaki
01-27-2003, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by Chris
I hate people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and i hate the dutch.
LOL.
But then I do hate the Dutch.........well,at least,all of my wife's dutch relatives..:devil:
I hate people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and i hate the dutch.
LOL.
But then I do hate the Dutch.........well,at least,all of my wife's dutch relatives..:devil:
YogsVR4
01-27-2003, 10:07 AM
Thats McFunny :D
Guido
01-27-2003, 11:01 AM
that is really funny. I enjoyed reading it!
S Brake
01-27-2003, 12:27 PM
Oz's sig is frightening, run for your life tangie!
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