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Jay!
10-06-2001, 10:39 PM
The five worst internet games... EVER!!!
Feed a Pig
There is something wrong with the person who programmed "Feed the Pig." Here's how you play: The game starts with an emaciated pig next to a conveyor belt. Food and non-food items move along the belt, and you drag stuff into the pig's mouth. The object is to overfeed the pig until it explodes. If you feed it something poisonous, the pig will vomit and you lose ground. And that's how you play "Feed the Pig." Please do not play Feed the Pig (http://www.afunzone.com/agameszone/feedthepig/).
Milk the Clock
Feed the Pig is like chess compared to "Milk the Clock" (one of many useless time-wasters you can find at Bunnygrenade.com (http://www.bunnygrenade.com/home/home.htm).) In "Milk the Clock," you prod a cow with your mouse pointer and either things exit the cow or nasty blemishes in the cow are revealed. That's it. There is no point to this game whatsoever. This game really, really sucks.
The Mr. Mouthy Mouth Game
At least "Milk the Clock" has some decent animation. Mr. Mouthy Mouth (http://www.stupid.com/mouth2.htm), on the other hand, has absolutely nothing going for it. It's not fun, it requires no skill, and it even hurts your eyes. Please, for the love of Pete, keep the children away from this game.
The Click the Box Game
This is the second-stupidest game ever made. No, really, this game sucks so bad. You are presented with a grid of check boxes like those you see when you're filling out an online form or a software license agreement. The object is to click as many of the boxes as you can in 20 seconds. Play a few times (http://www.stupid.com/games/clickit/) and you dramatically increase your chances of getting carpal tunnel syndrome. Wow, a disease that's so bad, it gives you a disease.
Now the, the worst game ever made is, without a doubt...
The Mouse Click Game (http://www.stupid.com/games/click.htm)
In this game you don't even have to click inside check boxes to do well. All you have to do is click a button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. I defy you to beat my high score of 34. (My friend got 260! :eek: )
Feed a Pig
There is something wrong with the person who programmed "Feed the Pig." Here's how you play: The game starts with an emaciated pig next to a conveyor belt. Food and non-food items move along the belt, and you drag stuff into the pig's mouth. The object is to overfeed the pig until it explodes. If you feed it something poisonous, the pig will vomit and you lose ground. And that's how you play "Feed the Pig." Please do not play Feed the Pig (http://www.afunzone.com/agameszone/feedthepig/).
Milk the Clock
Feed the Pig is like chess compared to "Milk the Clock" (one of many useless time-wasters you can find at Bunnygrenade.com (http://www.bunnygrenade.com/home/home.htm).) In "Milk the Clock," you prod a cow with your mouse pointer and either things exit the cow or nasty blemishes in the cow are revealed. That's it. There is no point to this game whatsoever. This game really, really sucks.
The Mr. Mouthy Mouth Game
At least "Milk the Clock" has some decent animation. Mr. Mouthy Mouth (http://www.stupid.com/mouth2.htm), on the other hand, has absolutely nothing going for it. It's not fun, it requires no skill, and it even hurts your eyes. Please, for the love of Pete, keep the children away from this game.
The Click the Box Game
This is the second-stupidest game ever made. No, really, this game sucks so bad. You are presented with a grid of check boxes like those you see when you're filling out an online form or a software license agreement. The object is to click as many of the boxes as you can in 20 seconds. Play a few times (http://www.stupid.com/games/clickit/) and you dramatically increase your chances of getting carpal tunnel syndrome. Wow, a disease that's so bad, it gives you a disease.
Now the, the worst game ever made is, without a doubt...
The Mouse Click Game (http://www.stupid.com/games/click.htm)
In this game you don't even have to click inside check boxes to do well. All you have to do is click a button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. I defy you to beat my high score of 34. (My friend got 260! :eek: )
kris
10-06-2001, 11:05 PM
I rock
Heep
10-06-2001, 11:14 PM
The stupid mouse click game doesn't respond fast enough...like if it says 10 you've clicked at least 20 :D
BTW, I got 36 :D:D:D
BTW, I got 36 :D:D:D
kris
10-06-2001, 11:37 PM
Originally posted by Heep
The stupid mouse click game doesn't respond fast enough...like if it says 10 you've clicked at least 20 :D
BTW, I got 36 :D:D:D
I dont think there is any nice way to say this. But you suck :silly2:
The stupid mouse click game doesn't respond fast enough...like if it says 10 you've clicked at least 20 :D
BTW, I got 36 :D:D:D
I dont think there is any nice way to say this. But you suck :silly2:
Jay!
10-06-2001, 11:40 PM
YellowMaranello
10-06-2001, 11:52 PM
damn, i really suck.
primera man
10-07-2001, 12:20 AM
38
This is cool :p :p
This is cool :p :p
Heep
10-07-2001, 12:21 AM
Originally posted by kbslacker
I dont think there is any nice way to say this. But you suck :silly2:
At least my 36 was legitimate, ya cheater :flipa:
I dont think there is any nice way to say this. But you suck :silly2:
At least my 36 was legitimate, ya cheater :flipa:
gang$tarr
10-07-2001, 12:58 AM
worst game ever! :D
speediva
10-07-2001, 12:59 AM
Ya know what?!? I won't even bother playing those games, because I already know I'd beat everyone! *lol*
And besides, I have AIM, and I can hold real-time conversations as opposed to sitting on my duff and clicking my mouse button to the point of CTS. ;)
And besides, I have AIM, and I can hold real-time conversations as opposed to sitting on my duff and clicking my mouse button to the point of CTS. ;)
MOFOSHIEET
10-07-2001, 02:04 AM
Originally posted by jay@af
Now the, the worst game ever made is, without a doubt...
The Mouse Click Game (http://www.stupid.com/games/click.htm)
In this game you don't even have to click inside check boxes to do well. All you have to do is click a button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. I defy you to beat my high score of 34. (My friend got 260! :eek: ) Dont make fun of my website, dickhole!!! !
Now the, the worst game ever made is, without a doubt...
The Mouse Click Game (http://www.stupid.com/games/click.htm)
In this game you don't even have to click inside check boxes to do well. All you have to do is click a button as many times as you can in 10 seconds. I defy you to beat my high score of 34. (My friend got 260! :eek: ) Dont make fun of my website, dickhole!!! !
primera man
10-07-2001, 11:48 AM
Originally posted by jay@af
(My friend got 260! :eek: ) [/B]
I find that very hard to believe :confused: :confused:
(My friend got 260! :eek: ) [/B]
I find that very hard to believe :confused: :confused:
Heep
10-07-2001, 01:40 PM
If you use space or enter (like Kris, the cheater!), you can get phenominally high numbers
Jay!
10-07-2001, 02:03 PM
You guys aren't very good at cheating. :rolleyes: I got 99,999. :right: I'll post a pic when I get to work.
ales
10-07-2001, 03:17 PM
Beat that! :):):):D
Jay!
10-07-2001, 03:19 PM
Originally posted by ales
Beat that! :):):):D Exactly! :what:
Beat that! :):):):D Exactly! :what:
gang$tarr
10-07-2001, 07:21 PM
Originally posted by MOFOSHIEET
Dont make fun of my website, dickhole!!! !
another brilliant show of intelligence by mofo :rolleyes:
Dont make fun of my website, dickhole!!! !
another brilliant show of intelligence by mofo :rolleyes:
primera man
10-07-2001, 07:32 PM
yes....i think the boy has a rather large chip on his shoulder about something/one here.
Try and keep your personal attacks to yourself....we can do without it here.
Try and keep your personal attacks to yourself....we can do without it here.
DVSNCYNIKL
10-08-2001, 09:40 AM
Damn, 36! Now what?:confused:
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