If Dear Abbey was a man....(another tasteless thread)
kris
10-04-2001, 08:37 PM
If Dear Abby was a man...
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
:hehe:
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credit- someidiot
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband wants a threesome with my best friend and me.
A: Obviously your husband cannot get enough of you! Knowing that there is only one of you he can only settle for the next best thing - your best friend. Far from being an issue, this can bring you closer together. Why not get some of your old collage roommates involved too? If you are still apprehensive, maybe you should let him be with your friends without you. If you're still not sure then just perform oral on him and cook him a nice meal while you think about it.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband has too many nights out with the boys.
A: This is perfectly natural behavior and it should be encouraged. The man is a hunter and he needs to prove his prowess with other men. A night out chasing young single girls is a great stress relief and can foster a more peaceful and relaxing home. Remember, nothing can rekindle your relationship better than the man being away for a day or two (it's a great time to clean the house too)! Just look at how emotional and happy he is when he returns to his stable home. The best thing to do when he gets home is for you and your best friend to perform oral on him. Then cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband is uninterested in foreplay.
A: You are a bad person for bringing it up and should seek sensitivity training. Foreplay to a man is very stressful and time consuming. Sex should be available to your husband on demand with no pesky requests for foreplay. What this means is that you do not love your man as much as you should - he should never have to work to get you in the mood. Stop being so selfish! Perhaps you can make it up to him by performing oral on him and cook him a nice meal.
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal.
:hehe:
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credit- someidiot
redvalkrie
10-04-2001, 11:01 PM
Dame those ar funny, my wife doesn't like you no more but your my body!
Exactly what I was thinking, those are my 2 favorite things on earth!:D
Exactly what I was thinking, those are my 2 favorite things on earth!:D
kris
10-04-2001, 11:05 PM
Originally posted by redvalkrie
Dame those ar funny, my wife doesn't like you no more but your my body!
Exactly what I was thinking, those are my 2 favorite things on earth!:D
Hehe, tell her I am really sorry :silly2:
I am not really this way, honest. :D
In fact, I am sure I will get razzed for this one, along with the other thread. :)
Dame those ar funny, my wife doesn't like you no more but your my body!
Exactly what I was thinking, those are my 2 favorite things on earth!:D
Hehe, tell her I am really sorry :silly2:
I am not really this way, honest. :D
In fact, I am sure I will get razzed for this one, along with the other thread. :)
gang$tarr
10-04-2001, 11:29 PM
Originally posted by kbslacker
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal
hahaha, this one was the funniest, lol :D
valkrie: you mean buddy right?
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband always has an orgasm then rolls over and goes to sleep never giving me one.
A: I'm not sure I understand the problem. Perhaps you've forgotten to cook him a nice meal
hahaha, this one was the funniest, lol :D
valkrie: you mean buddy right?
Moppie
10-05-2001, 12:40 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr
valkrie: you mean buddy right?
I was just about to pick up on that.
:D
Those are very funny.
Sounds a lot like a 1950s house wife training manual.
valkrie: you mean buddy right?
I was just about to pick up on that.
:D
Those are very funny.
Sounds a lot like a 1950s house wife training manual.
Jay!
10-05-2001, 12:43 AM
Hehehe I'm going to print this out and leave it under the wife's pillow. :hehehe:
Moppie
10-05-2001, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by jay@af
Hehehe I'm going to print this out and leave it under the wife's pillow. :hehehe:
Havnt got any in a while huh?
Or are you just hoping for a good hot meal. :D
Hehehe I'm going to print this out and leave it under the wife's pillow. :hehehe:
Havnt got any in a while huh?
Or are you just hoping for a good hot meal. :D
Jay!
10-05-2001, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
Havnt got any in a while huh?
Or are you just hoping for a good hot meal. :D Neither, really... but it couldn't hurt... :D
Havnt got any in a while huh?
Or are you just hoping for a good hot meal. :D Neither, really... but it couldn't hurt... :D
primera man
10-05-2001, 05:58 AM
Originally posted by kbslacker
If Dear Abby was a man...
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
If Dear Abby was a man...
Dear Mr. Abby:
Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.
A: Do it. Sperm can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you. The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day, then cook him a nice meal.
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:
DVSNCYNIKL
10-05-2001, 08:25 AM
Porsche
10-05-2001, 03:51 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa09046e8c6d4f020f16f4dd557421360/fe574810.gif
:D :D
LOL! That's good!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa09046e8c6d4f020f16f4dd557421360/fe574810.gif
:D :D
LOL! That's good!
DVSNCYNIKL
10-05-2001, 03:54 PM
Originally posted by Porsche
LOL! That's good!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
LOL! That's good!
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid27/ped7db8b543bb589806a3f4f9e8db7722/fe348dc9.gif
gang$tarr
10-05-2001, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa09046e8c6d4f020f16f4dd557421360/fe574810.gif
:D :D
good thing it's friday.... i'm goin ta get mine :D
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pa09046e8c6d4f020f16f4dd557421360/fe574810.gif
:D :D
good thing it's friday.... i'm goin ta get mine :D
Porsche
10-05-2001, 04:16 PM
Lucky You, I get to sit home, Tommorrow is going to be more interesting though. Going to the "races"
gang$tarr
10-05-2001, 04:35 PM
Originally posted by Porsche
Lucky You, I get to sit home, Tommorrow is going to be more interesting though. Going to the "races"
why do you have to sit home?! it's FRIDAY!!
Lucky You, I get to sit home, Tommorrow is going to be more interesting though. Going to the "races"
why do you have to sit home?! it's FRIDAY!!
primera man
10-06-2001, 05:57 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr
good thing it's friday.... i'm goin ta get mine :D
hahaha...you hope you well !!!
good thing it's friday.... i'm goin ta get mine :D
hahaha...you hope you well !!!
gang$tarr
10-06-2001, 02:51 PM
Originally posted by primera man
hahaha...you hope you well !!!
and i did get mine........ argh... plus the hangover......
hahaha...you hope you well !!!
and i did get mine........ argh... plus the hangover......
primera man
10-06-2001, 10:15 PM
Originally posted by gang$tarr
and i did get mine........
LUCKEY BUGGER:) :)
and i did get mine........
LUCKEY BUGGER:) :)
gang$tarr
10-07-2001, 12:44 AM
Originally posted by primera man
LUCKEY BUGGER:) :)
yeah but you're married so you can probably get yours any time you want :D
LUCKEY BUGGER:) :)
yeah but you're married so you can probably get yours any time you want :D
primera man
10-07-2001, 12:55 AM
Originally posted by gang$tarr
yeah but you're married so you can probably get yours any time you want :D
It stops the day you put a ring on there finger :mad: :mad: :mad:
yeah but you're married so you can probably get yours any time you want :D
It stops the day you put a ring on there finger :mad: :mad: :mad:
gang$tarr
10-07-2001, 01:04 AM
Originally posted by primera man
It stops the day you put a ring on there finger :mad: :mad: :mad:
are you serious..... i'd think it would happen more, no?
It stops the day you put a ring on there finger :mad: :mad: :mad:
are you serious..... i'd think it would happen more, no?
Steel
10-07-2001, 10:49 AM
LOL, poor ignorant little gangstarr...the wedding ring changes EVERYTHING
primera man
10-07-2001, 12:02 PM
Originally posted by Steel
LOL, poor ignorant little gangstarr...the wedding ring changes EVERYTHING
hahahaha...thats 2 of us.....anymore ????
LOL, poor ignorant little gangstarr...the wedding ring changes EVERYTHING
hahahaha...thats 2 of us.....anymore ????
gang$tarr
10-07-2001, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Steel
LOL, poor ignorant little gangstarr...the wedding ring changes EVERYTHING
hey! don't call me ignorant! :mad: nobody told me before this
LOL, poor ignorant little gangstarr...the wedding ring changes EVERYTHING
hey! don't call me ignorant! :mad: nobody told me before this
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