Ancient times

In the ancient times before there was man, there were the car gods! *all bow in fear and respect*



ObiWanMoby: *ties chain to old D-series laying in garage and tries to swing it.* +5 damage b/c its SOHC
WingedGuardianP: *grabs cast iron block from 3.8L v6 t-bird engine, heaves it* +5dam b/c its a ford
ObiWanMoby: amen
ObiWanMoby: lol
WingedGuardianP: hahahaha
ObiWanMoby: its a holy item too
ObiWanMoby: only paladins can use ford
WingedGuardianP: yesssssss
WingedGuardianP: for it is holy and impossable to understand
WingedGuardianP: THE RELIC KNOWS NO FEAR
ObiWanMoby: chevy's a necro
WingedGuardianP: hahaha, the army of the dead bowties
ObiWanMoby: and honda's a some sort of elf priest
WingedGuardianP: Honda is just high elven
WingedGuardianP: HAHAHAH
WingedGuardianP: yep
ObiWanMoby: lololololo!
WingedGuardianP: jhahahahahaha
ObiWanMoby: that was good
ObiWanMoby: hahahaha
WingedGuardianP: toyota is just gay
WingedGuardianP: lol
ObiWanMoby: gay dwarf
WingedGuardianP: HAHAHAHAAHAHAH
WingedGuardianP: mopar are orcs
WingedGuardianP: always beefin around
WingedGuardianP: everyone outside of mopar advoid them
ObiWanMoby: true true
ObiWanMoby: whats mazda?
WingedGuardianP: .....
ObiWanMoby: thief
WingedGuardianP: I think they are the gay wood elves
ObiWanMoby: lmao
WingedGuardianP: yes, gay wood elven thieves
WingedGuardianP: hahahaha
ObiWanMoby: hahahahaha
WingedGuardianP: "HAIL TO THEE, I am paladin FORDULES!"
"Me am mopars, me am tough"
"I am the priest of Honda, I bless you all with my Vtec powers"
"Hey fella's, My names miata, i'm of the Mazda's"
WingedGuardianP: *all move slowly away from miata*
ObiWanMoby: high elven hybrid casts forcefield around group
ObiWanMoby: slowly moving away
WingedGuardianP: *paladin throws cast iron block, rendering miata healt to dead*
WingedGuardianP: *chevy rearusects it*
WingedGuardianP: *all glare at chevy*

How the hell did you guys get so high?



Especially you Tv.. I was with you most of the Night.... Infact I just left your house 20 minutes ago.


chipa shipoodle!

HAHAHAHAHAHA! It's even funnier of AF.:D

That's a good question, Redneck... and I thought the shit was good here in BC :eek:

DONT SPEEK OF FORDULES BEING HIGH!

I'm insane, theres a big difference ;)

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity

ObiWanMoby: whats mazda?
WingedGuardianP: .....
ObiWanMoby: thief
WingedGuardianP: I think they are the gay wood elves
ObiWanMoby: lmao
WingedGuardianP: yes, gay wood elven thieves



:D :D :p

OK! Now I know we need to party together.

The funniest thing of all is that it holds a lot of truth to it. :D

You know what's even funnier, is that it does most of time!:bonghitte

i'm pretty well high all the time without the aid of drugs, just ask redneck :bandit:

:apoke: Seek help - quickly! ;)

Help there is no need for help. We all support each other!
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Oh, Maybe that's the problem!:D

Aha, that's called reinforcement, DemonZX... what are we here for, after all ;)

TV? Insane? I never noticed... :hehehe:

OmiKRon! :toothless

You guys forgot to keep fighting.. You're both down 5 damage... Who was winning the fight? Or was that the only fighting you guys have done?

You must not know how D&D works... it'll take 5 years before either one of them gets wounded....


Hate that game...

LOL Funny. Dunno who wins the fight.

hmmm drugs are bad ummmk :bloated:

:bandit: :)

Yeah, The leading cause of death.

Leading cause of death is excesive biotch smackin'!:biggrin2:

stay tuned for our next episode, where we meet up with the high wizard Modena and tony the tiger. We join forces to fight off the evil VW, an army of lesbian leprachans hell bent on taking over the world. :eek: *gasp*

Ha, you vill NEVER defeat der mighty armies of der VAG, for ve are German and are inherently more EVIL zan you veak minded colonials!

Damn it, AF needs a mic :hehehe: Or maybe I could hook up my mic, record a message, host it, and you could all dl it and laugh...

And if you manage to defeat der VW Wehrmacht, ve vill call out das elite guard, der Porsche Waffen CS!!!! (Carrera S)

lol we need some serius help :bloated:

OH YEAH :huh: :bandit:

Originally posted by TerminalVelocity
ancient times
Isn't Ancient Times an intoxicating beverage for economically-disadvantaged citizens?

Originally posted by DMC12

Isn't Ancient Times an intoxicating beverage for economically-disadvantaged citizens?

read: booze for winos in the hood.

Originally posted by DMC12

Isn't Ancient Times an intoxicating beverage for economically-disadvantaged citizens?

That would be the equivelent of Mad Dog 20/20

GO WINO'S!!

You tell em, buddy! Fight the power! Down with whitey! <pauses to sip on rum and coke made with $50 bottle of rum> LAPD! This ones for me <sips> and this ones for my homies! <looks at expensive rug, sips>.

indeed they were good times!

TV you are a dumb ass!;)

my ass is dumb, my head is stong, and my blade sharp!


(i'm such as dork :D )