one more joke
esp
01-15-2003, 11:13 PM
i guess i am on a joke telling spree tonight well heres one more. I say we all try these sometime soon to relieve some stress.
51 Things To Do At A Drive Thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you
8. Repeat everything the order taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence! (BILL?????)
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
27. Ask how they fit into that little box.
28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help.
40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald
41. Ask how much the sign outside cost
42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry
43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."
44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away
45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and play frisbee with you
46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman
47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX PLEASE!"
48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"
49. Ask for a # PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they don't understand you
50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH! AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window.
51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..."
man some of those crack me up:flash: :flash: :flash: :flash: :flash:
51 Things To Do At A Drive Thru
1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.
2. Drive through backwards.
3. Belch your order.
4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.
5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.
6. Walk through.
7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you
8. Repeat everything the order taker says.
9. Attempt to take the order-takers order ("Hi, may I take your order?") before they get a chance to take yours.
10. Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please".
11. In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food.
12. When you arrive at the window to pick up your food, hand them several bags of garbage & ask if they'll dispose of it for you. Make sure it smells.
13. Drive through with a carload of naked people.
14. Speak in such a garbled fashion that the order-taker will think there is a problem with the speaker and ask you to order at the window. When you arrive at the window, speak in the same garbled, incomprehensible fashion.
15. Drive through with someone on the hood to accept the food.
16. Bring along a Mr. Microphone. When the order-taker speaks, aim the mic at their speaker but do so while aiming the Mr. Microphone speaker at the mic to produce excruciating feedback of their own voice.
17. One word: Flatulence! (BILL?????)
18. Have a friend hide in the trunk. When you approach the window to pickup your order, have him start yelling and banging his fists on the trunk.
19. If you are a male, have a female friend place the order by speaking VERY seductively and suggestively into the speaker. When she finishes, have her hide and pull up to accept your order. See how many of the order-takers fellow employees have been called over to the window to "check out the babe".
20. Change a flat tire in the drive-thru lane.
21. Ask prices of everything on the menu then order something that you did not ask the price for.
22. Pretend like your window is broken. Tell the employee this. Order with your door open, pay with your door open. Roll down window and take food through the window.
23. Go to McDonalds and demand a big breakfast at 11:30 at night. Put up a fight.
24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped.
25. When asked if they can take your order, tell them you are just window shopping and drive on.
26. Laugh sadistically when asked if you would like ketchup.
27. Ask how they fit into that little box.
28. If they make you wait, make them wait when they come back on.
29. Demand to speak to the manager. When he comes on, complain that you did not like the way the employee said "May I take your order?"
30. When asked if they can take your order say "No, why can't I take yours?"
31. If they ask you to wait, order anyway and keep doing it till they yell at you.
32. Pretend like your car broke down. Ask for assistance in moving it. When they come out, drive away.
33. Tell them you have to use the bathroom.
34. Order a cup of water and two napkins. That's it.
35. Don't order when they come on. Just sit there. If a line forms behind you, get out of the car and cause a scene.
37. Just stare at them when you pay and get your food. Don't break your stare.
38. Honk your horn the whole way through the line.
39. When they say may I help you, respond with, no I am beyond help.
40. Ask if you can talk to Ronald
41. Ask how much the sign outside cost
42. Ask if they have Small Mac's because you're not very hungry
43. Say "Testing, testing 1 2 3 ..."
44. Scream "Call 911!" and speed away
45. Tell them you're bored, and ask if anyone there would like to go out and play frisbee with you
46. Ask which hero the McHero is made from, Batman or Superman
47. "Hi! I want a (what?) I want a (huh?) I WANT A (chi-ca-chi-ca) NUMBER SIX PLEASE!"
48. Scream as loud as you can into the speaker, "Merry Christmas to all, now you're all gonna DIE!"
49. Ask for a # PSSSSHSHHH (make random static noises) then get mad when they don't understand you
50. Act like there is a swarm of bees attacking you while you order on the drive-thru (Hi, I'd like an... OW!! OW!! AAAH! OH MY GOD, THE BEES!! GET THEM OFF ME! NOOO! .. *clear throat*... a cheeseburger... GET EM OFF ME!! AAAAH! AAAAH! THEY'RE KILLING ME!!!) then act perfectly normal at the window.
51. Act like they messed up your order and tell them to "take that cheeseburger, shine it up reeeeeeeal nice, turn it sideways ..."
man some of those crack me up:flash: :flash: :flash: :flash: :flash:
Toksin
01-16-2003, 05:17 AM
hehehehehe
24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped
Friend of mine went into McShit's during one of their really busy nights and paid for an $8.95 order with 179 5c pieces.....
24. Pay for a large order in pennies and nickels unwrapped
Friend of mine went into McShit's during one of their really busy nights and paid for an $8.95 order with 179 5c pieces.....
Neutrino
01-16-2003, 07:25 AM
6. Walk through.
did it like three times.:D
did it like three times.:D
Jonno
01-16-2003, 07:33 AM
Me and my brother were going through the Drive through at KFC, and we pulled up at the speaker, they said hi, and we decided not to get anything and sped off, it ws funny, because the girl in the window was stairing as we drove off, she looked like she had seen a ghost....:hehehe:
SilverLotus340R
01-16-2003, 03:46 PM
haha the best one is the one with the truck and staring @ the girl @ the window
mostly cuz me and my friends have done that ....we put a friend in the trunk with his mouth arms and legs tied and he pulled the trunk release as we left and he fell out and the lady was like OMG OMG CALL THE COPS funny shit
and staring at the girl..i think she thought i was a stalker and prolly woulda pulled out a gun if i didnt leave haha
mostly cuz me and my friends have done that ....we put a friend in the trunk with his mouth arms and legs tied and he pulled the trunk release as we left and he fell out and the lady was like OMG OMG CALL THE COPS funny shit
and staring at the girl..i think she thought i was a stalker and prolly woulda pulled out a gun if i didnt leave haha
slave
01-16-2003, 03:53 PM
My mate once found a mc'd's to be busy so he got a box and a marker pen and drew a bus on his box, and walked through. Sure its still just walking through but he did it with style!
slave
01-16-2003, 03:56 PM
Or another one, we once had this ASSHOLE in front of me abusing people, so when it was his turn to order I cranked up my car stereo so he couldnt hear anything from the lil box!!! :p
Suislide
01-16-2003, 05:53 PM
the best one ever: ask for a cheeseburger with no meat. when you receive it, ask why the hell there's no meat on your *explative*-ing cheeseburger. when they tell you "you ordered it that way sir" say, "i said no mustard, dipshit!" i can say from experience that this is funny as hell. did this a while back with a car full of friends. the look on the lady's face will be with me until i die.:D :D
esp
01-16-2003, 06:21 PM
Originally posted by S13_Iketani
the best one ever: ask for a cheeseburger with no meat. when you receive it, ask why the hell there's no meat on your *explative*-ing cheeseburger. when they tell you "you ordered it that way sir" say, "i said no mustard, dipshit!" i can say from experience that this is funny as hell. did this a while back with a car full of friends. the look on the lady's face will be with me until i die.:D :D
thats a pretty good one:p :p
the best one ever: ask for a cheeseburger with no meat. when you receive it, ask why the hell there's no meat on your *explative*-ing cheeseburger. when they tell you "you ordered it that way sir" say, "i said no mustard, dipshit!" i can say from experience that this is funny as hell. did this a while back with a car full of friends. the look on the lady's face will be with me until i die.:D :D
thats a pretty good one:p :p
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