Stupid!!!!!!!!

How dumb is this, my friend Maranda was complaining about this "stalker" she has, then last night she's like OMG he called me!!! I ask her how he got her number, and she says "I gave it to him yesterday." I tell her if he WAS a stalker that its obviously a dumb thing to do, and she abuses me for it. I dont get it..

She GAVE her number to a 'stalker'. Maybe she just has a kinky personal life that you are as yet unaware of :D

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Originally posted by slave
I tell her if he WAS a stalker that its obviously a dumb thing to do, and she abuses me for it. I dont get it..

Without wanting to make too many generalisations,when the average woman tells you about her troubles,she's looking for some empathy rather than a solution.A solution would be nice for the main,but some sympathy is the recommended first course.Having trimmed the appetite with the starter,and filled the void with the main course,then comes the bittersweet delight of the dessert.......Analysing what could have been done better.

In this instance, it would appear that you have missed the first two courses completely,and thrown the dessert into her lap in your eagerness to deliver the sorbet.Never mind.Just be a bit more sympathetic first next time.

That was brilliant Kev!!!!

Did you write it your self? if so I would like permissin to publish it via email. i.e. copy and paste and send to all my mates. :D

yeah what Moppie said.

Well written!

It's original,but whether it's terribly good is a matter of debate.I pretty much suck at relationships,so take my words with a pinch of salt.Like I said,it's only a generalisation.Feel free to use it as you wish,just don't hunt me down and torture me if it turns out to be bad advice.

If that is bad advice, I now have your address Kev. :devil:


Good post by the way.

Originally posted by taranaki
It's original,but whether it's terribly good is a matter of debate.I pretty much suck at relationships,so take my words with a pinch of salt.Like I said,it's only a generalisation.Feel free to use it as you wish,just don't hunt me down and torture me if it turns out to be bad advice.

dude don't worry. I don't suit relationships, I've been single way too long and am set in my ways now.

Originally posted by darkness


dude don't worry. I don't suit relationships, I've been single way too long and am set in my ways now.

I'd like to print and frame this, just in case I need to pull it out on a future occasion. Famous last words.

And yes, sadly, Naki is right. :o We like to just talk things out. It's like reading your papers and essays to yourself aloud. It lets you work the kinks out on your own.

This came a week after i was nice to her when she sent me detailed phone msg's STEP BY STEP telling me how ur ex-bf and her "got it on" the night before. I dont feel I need to respect this girl.

good call man. I've learned that you shouldn't put up with timewasters or people that screw you around.

It makes life so much better.