I need a push...
ragt20
01-13-2003, 05:11 PM
A man and his wife are awakened at 3 o'clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. :D
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is three o'clock in the morning!"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?
I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes," comes back the answer
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here on the swing!" replies the drunk. :D
Oz
01-13-2003, 05:35 PM
JSATI
Repost
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Repost
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YogsVR4
01-13-2003, 05:51 PM
I dont care if its a repost - its still pretty damn funny :D
tonioseven
01-13-2003, 11:22 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
I dont care if its a repost - its still pretty damn funny :D Agreed! LOL
I dont care if its a repost - its still pretty damn funny :D Agreed! LOL
Gonthrax
01-13-2003, 11:33 PM
Roflmaoatfjtrjp
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No really, good one, haven't heard it before.
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No really, good one, haven't heard it before.
taranaki
01-14-2003, 12:10 AM
Originally posted by Oz
JSATI
Looks like I've statrted something here..:uhoh:
JSATI
Looks like I've statrted something here..:uhoh:
tazdev
01-14-2003, 12:44 AM
PFFIIDSSM
:D :D :D :D
translation: pretty fucking funny if I do say so myself:flash:
:D :D :D :D
translation: pretty fucking funny if I do say so myself:flash:
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