ze funny stuff
ragt20
01-13-2003, 02:47 PM
ain't seen any jokes round here lately...........:D :D :D
PLUGGED IN (ADULT):
A businessman decided to take the afternoon off and got home about 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The house was quiet, and he went upstairs and opened the bedroom door. His wife was in bed, and there was a strange man lying on top of her with his head between her breasts. 'What the hell are you doing?' he shouted. The man looked up and said, 'I'm listening to the music.' 'What Music?' said the husband, and he leaned over and put his ear to his wife's chest. 'I can't hear any music,' he said suspiciously. 'Of course you can't,' said the stranger. 'You are not plugged in.'
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ANATOMY CLASS (ADULT):
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The Subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman, "Do you know what your asshole is doing when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids."
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TEACHERS OF MUSTANG RANCH ( ADULT ):
A horny young man went to a Mustang Ranch. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
Lady - "On the first floor, we have the ex-models... they are all slinky and sexy... On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses... they are all buxom and beautiful... On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers....they..."
Man - "Say no more! Lead me to the third floor !"
Lady- "Are you sure... I'm surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses..."
Man- "It's obvious, ma'am... teachers always make you do a thing over and over again... until you're perfect at it !!"
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CONFIDENCE (ADULT):
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the ass & say, "You're next!"
PLUGGED IN (ADULT):
A businessman decided to take the afternoon off and got home about 3 o'clock in the afternoon. The house was quiet, and he went upstairs and opened the bedroom door. His wife was in bed, and there was a strange man lying on top of her with his head between her breasts. 'What the hell are you doing?' he shouted. The man looked up and said, 'I'm listening to the music.' 'What Music?' said the husband, and he leaned over and put his ear to his wife's chest. 'I can't hear any music,' he said suspiciously. 'Of course you can't,' said the stranger. 'You are not plugged in.'
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ANATOMY CLASS (ADULT):
A woman enrolled in nursing school was attending an anatomy class. The Subject of the day was involuntary muscles. The instructor, hoping to perk up the students a bit, asked the woman, "Do you know what your asshole is doing when you're having an orgasm?" "Sure" she said. "He's at home, taking care of the kids."
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TEACHERS OF MUSTANG RANCH ( ADULT ):
A horny young man went to a Mustang Ranch. The lady at the counter asked him what his choice would be. The man wanted to know what was available.
Lady - "On the first floor, we have the ex-models... they are all slinky and sexy... On the second floor, we have our ex-actresses... they are all buxom and beautiful... On the third floor, we have our ex-teachers....they..."
Man - "Say no more! Lead me to the third floor !"
Lady- "Are you sure... I'm surprised that you would prefer ex-teachers to ex-models and ex-actresses..."
Man- "It's obvious, ma'am... teachers always make you do a thing over and over again... until you're perfect at it !!"
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CONFIDENCE (ADULT):
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the ass & say, "You're next!"
Amish_kid
01-13-2003, 03:08 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the ass & say, "You're next!"
haha i can't see that workin out all too well
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the ass & say, "You're next!"
haha i can't see that workin out all too well
Oz
01-13-2003, 05:16 PM
:lol2:
YogsVR4
01-13-2003, 05:51 PM
Originally posted by Oz
:lol2:
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:lol2: :lol2:
tonioseven
01-14-2003, 12:32 AM
What is the definition of Confidence? When your wife catches you in bed with another woman & you slap her on the ass & say, "You're next!" If I had 9 lives, I'd try it!!!:p
tazdev
01-14-2003, 01:47 AM
Originally posted by tonioseven
I'd try it!!!:p
hmmm yeah?
good luck to ya:D
I'd try it!!!:p
hmmm yeah?
good luck to ya:D
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