Best cop story EVER!!!

This is the funniest thread I've ever read in my life. Check it out.

stupid cops (http://www.sr20deforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=32765)

Here is the original post for those of you who are too lazy to go read it on the other webpage forum.

Hey guys, I was at the Street races in tampa last week when this red mr-2 comes flying across the bridge at about 140 mph. He comes flyng in, parks next to me, and jumps out of his car and says " IVE BEEN HERE FOR AN HOUR COVER FOR ME MAN" I was like ok whatever. 30 Seconds later 2 cop cars come wailing across the bridge and pull in and see the little red Mr. 2, they hop out and ask whos car it is. The kid steps foward and says its his. "Son, we saw you doung 140 across the bridge a few minutes ago". The kid says " Officer ive been here for 2 hours it wasnt me" The cops start talking to each other and after a minute or so one of them walks up to the car and PUTS HIS HAND ON THE HOOD! He immediatley walks back to the other officers and says "Its cold!" They look at the kid and at the car one more time and say "ok we will let you go this time, but if we see another red toyota (MR-2) speeding we have YOUR liscense plate number. The cops leave and everyone bursts out laughing. I was on the gourd for like 5 minutes laughing so hard! I cant believe they are so car-stupid that they didnt realizes an Mr-2 Engine is in the back of the frickin car!

Most people wouldn't know that. But still pretty funny. :cool:

Mr2 driver was one lucky son of a bitch..

That is pretty funny... Just one of the many joys of a mid engined car ;)

hahhaha damn the benefits the MR2 has.... :D

That kid was very lucky.

stupid cops

Funny - but why should a cop know the engine configuration of every car?

Well, if the cop want's to be clever by checking for engine heat, he should at least know where the engine is :rolleyes:

I always thought it was easy to tell that the MR2 was a mid-engine car......vents and shit...

Oh My God...

That is some funny stuff.

:D lucky lil bitch...hahah, thats funny still.

Ahahahaha that was a great story. I almost fell out of the chair laughing.:D

oh man. I thought I was lucky...

That's classic! You shouldn't know every engine placement on every car. You look at the thing and it should be known!

lol i cant believe all the other racers could keep themselves from laughing when the cop did that.

Good thing he didn't try the exhaust pipes for heat. I'll bet they were glowing... :rolleyes:

cause most of them thought the engine was in the front too

Not knowing that the engine in the back I can understand.

But after driving normally any car makes that ticking "cooling down" noise. How could they not hear it? Especially after the guy was going so fast?

LOL

hahah, didn't even think of the sound...makes it that much better. :D

Originally posted by BlaxicanYIIK
Not knowing that the engine in the back I can understand.

But after driving normally any car makes that ticking "cooling down" noise. How could they not hear it? Especially after the guy was going so fast?

LOL
its the metal expansion and contraction, I thought the same thing Blax. What morons.

You know what's even funnier!? They are the one protecting and serving us!:( *never going outside again*

140, that wouldn't have been a heafty ticket or anything. Couldn't top my $500 parking ticket. damn that still pisses me off.

Originally posted by rharris19
140, that wouldn't have been a heafty ticket or anything. Couldn't top my $500 parking ticket. damn that still pisses me off.


Of course a 140mph wouldnt be a hefty ticket.. pssh... 140 is for wussies. :rolleyes:


$500 ticket? What did you do? Park on a Cop?

damn tell me where and how u got a 500 dollar parking ticket and i will make sure i dont go there or do what u did

i live in houston, tx and for one the cops around here are complete asses. i was at the movie theatre trying to find a spot to park in and after driving around for over 20 minutes i saw some people had parked up in the grass near the back, so i was like ok i will end this madness and park there. i didn't think anything of it because there were people that i see parking there all of the time, so i parked watched my movie and came back to my car to see a little envelope under my windsheild wiper, so i was like WTF. it didn't tell me how much it was so i ahd to call up to the courthouse the next day and read off what he wrote down. First one was for parking in an udesignated area and she said that was $100 and i was like damn, i thought it was expensive. Then i read the second offense to her, because it was just a code. she gives a little "ewww" and i was uh oh. the second off ense on there was for off-roading in a water district, $400. Now how messed up is that.

Off roading? hahahhahaha


What kind of car do you drive again?

'99 jeep grand cherokee

My car doesnt make a "ticking sound" after I shut it off, even if Ive been driving it hard. (I do know what sound you are talking about though)