Comedy Break Anybody?

This forum needs a good laugh... everybody seems so uptight for some reason lately... So post some Jokes people...

I myself wrote a dumb parody of F&F... Just cause I was bored. What you see is all I thought up in a 3 minute span... haha... So it probably isnt all that funny. So I guess Enjoy!?:bloated:

It's Called...

The Fast Food & The Furious Indigestion... (work in somewhat progress)

Brian "I heard you're fast..."

Dom "I can be... I can eat a #3 Wendy's combo meal Biggie size in 9 seconds flat... including a baked potato and a small frosty."

Brian "Why don’t you compete in the Lakewood Mall eating competition? The record is only 10.2"

Dom "It scares the hell out of me... this is a picture of my dad. He taught me how to eat so fast. Back in 87 he was county champion.. On his way to regional. He died of food poisoning due to a poorly cooked biscuit."

Brian "I'm sorry..."

Dom "The next competition I was there to defend my Family's honor.. I saw the Pillsbury Doughboy standing there laughing at something... I didn’t mean too but I hit him with a Salami Sausage... I kept hitting him till his face was covered in sausage juice. When I was done I couldn’t lift my arm cause I’m a weak fag..."

Brian "~Blinks~"

Dom "I spent 2 weeks in community service.... I'll die before I go back."

~ Long Dramatic Pause ~

Jesse “Dooooommmmmmmmm…. I lost the recipe for the chicken pot pies… im soooo sorry… Doommm I’m scared.. I don’t know what to do…”*is hit by random food objects and dies*

Brian “That was unexpected…”

~ Hamburger Helper Gang rides past on tri-cycles ~

Brian “I’ll get them with my Tercel!”

Dom “I’d don’t want to mess up my Maverick… I just had it waxed…”

Brian “It’s in the script… but hey you randomly get a 72 Ford Fairlane at the end after the credits.”

Dom “Ooooo neato!”

Ok that was just scary......I mean tha accuracy!

ok

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
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No I deer!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
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Still no I deer!
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What do you call a deer with no eyes, no legs, and no balls?
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Still no fucking I deer!






Stupid but funny!