friday funny
taranaki
12-19-2002, 03:18 PM
One Christmas Eve, three Irishmen died and approached the Pearly Gates. St
Peter met them and told them to go away and come back the next day, as he
was way too busy with Christmas Eve to attend to them right then. They
pleaded that they had no place to go and for St Peter to let them in.
St Peter said, "OK, if you each can come up with something related to
Christmas I'll let you in."
The first Irishman took out his car keys, and shook them. St. Peter asked
what that had to do with Christmas. The Irishmen said that it represented
the bells of Christmas and St Peter let him in.
The second Irishman took out his keys, but he had one of those little
lights on his chain, and turned it on. St. Peter asked what that had to do
with Christmas. The Irishman said that it represented the Star of Bethlehem
and St. Peter let him in.
The third Irishman reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of woman's
knickers and St Peter asked him what that was all about. The Irishman said,
"They're Carol's."
yes,it's Friday here already.And we're going to get Christmas before you as well.So there!
Peter met them and told them to go away and come back the next day, as he
was way too busy with Christmas Eve to attend to them right then. They
pleaded that they had no place to go and for St Peter to let them in.
St Peter said, "OK, if you each can come up with something related to
Christmas I'll let you in."
The first Irishman took out his car keys, and shook them. St. Peter asked
what that had to do with Christmas. The Irishmen said that it represented
the bells of Christmas and St Peter let him in.
The second Irishman took out his keys, but he had one of those little
lights on his chain, and turned it on. St. Peter asked what that had to do
with Christmas. The Irishman said that it represented the Star of Bethlehem
and St. Peter let him in.
The third Irishman reached into his pocket and pulled out a pair of woman's
knickers and St Peter asked him what that was all about. The Irishman said,
"They're Carol's."
yes,it's Friday here already.And we're going to get Christmas before you as well.So there!
SeXy_AnGeL
12-19-2002, 03:39 PM
that was a good one :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :hehe: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper :ylsuper
Buzzr
12-19-2002, 04:05 PM
:hehehe: :hehehe:
you dirty old man :huh:
you dirty old man :huh:
YogsVR4
12-19-2002, 05:01 PM
C'omon Friday!!!!
curious
12-19-2002, 05:09 PM
But it IS Friday!!!!
:)
There is a major lack of interest in my department at the moment - no one can be botthered doing any work!
Its not as if everyone is going to rush out and pay their phone bill before xmas anyway!!!
;)
:)
There is a major lack of interest in my department at the moment - no one can be botthered doing any work!
Its not as if everyone is going to rush out and pay their phone bill before xmas anyway!!!
;)
Jimster
12-19-2002, 08:38 PM
Friday funnies are always funnier at 2:30AM :silly:
tazdev
12-19-2002, 10:09 PM
roflmfao
I thought that was quite humerous. Must have something to do witht the fact I don't have to be back at work till Jan 13 :ylsuper
T.G.I.F
I thought that was quite humerous. Must have something to do witht the fact I don't have to be back at work till Jan 13 :ylsuper
T.G.I.F
Jonno
12-19-2002, 11:06 PM
Thats pretty funny :hehehe:
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