You know you are going fast when...

You explain to the officer that since your speedo doesn't go past 130, you couldn't have been going that fast...

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You know you're going too fast when... Your face looks like you are riding a NASA centrifuge when you drive the car.

You know you're going too fast when... You need parachute braking.

You know you're going too fast when... You measure the fuel you use in "gallons per mile."

You know you're going too fast when... You look ouside the window and everything around you looks shorter.

You know you're going too fast if braking for the exit begins beyond the range of sight.

You know you're going too fast if your odometer starts going backwards.

You know you're going too fast if the rear end on your car starts vibrating like it's going to shake itself out of the spring shackles and spiral off down the highway. (actual sensation in my car, thanks to improperly balanced wire wheels)

You know you're going to fast when you outrun your headlights.

You know your going to fast when you change your oil after every drive

You know your going to fast when the kids in your car pool start cry

You know your going to fast when you look at stop lights and see purple

You know your going to fast when you stop measuring your speed in Miles Per Hour and start measuring in Miles Per Minute

*beat DMC to it...YES!*

You know your going to fast when your flux capatior goes off and you end up in a barn :p

...when you figure out that big blur in the middle of the road is actually dotted lines

...when your odometer pretends its a ferris wheel

...when all the CDs in your holder are plastered against the back window

...When you hit a pothole and jump the overpass

speeking of watching the odometer roll really fastly, download this movie off kazaa or whatever file sharing proggy you use, search for
cbr autobahn
and download the 35meg video. Watch how fast the speedo rolls over at 300kmh.

...you're driving a supra!!!! :D
...i am behind the wheel
...you're bouncing off the rev limiter in your final gear
...you're girlfriend is screaming "stop stop, it hurts, slow down"....or was this only when driving a car?

A cop stopped me for speeding. He said, "Why were you going so fast?" I said, "See this thing my foot is on? It's called an accelerator. When you push down on it, it sends more gas to the engine. The whole car just takes right off. And see this thing? This steers it."

I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?" "Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..."

One time a cop pulled me over for running a stop sign. He said, "Didn't you see the stop sign?" I said, "Yeah, but I don't believe everything I read."

Originally posted by hybridsol
a bunch of funny shit

HAHAHAHA, I need to rember those :hehehe:

...when you get to your seventh shift:rolleyes: (reference to F&F)


Incidentally, you'll know afterwards that you were going too fast when 60 feels like you're going 25MPH.

Dang Hybrid... Them pigs must lovvve you! and you must get some heavy tickets.. Have you gotten your car searched?(look under the hood and all that shazz)

Originally posted by fatninja19
Dang Hybrid... Them pigs must lovvve you! and you must get some heavy tickets.. Have you gotten your car searched?(look under the hood and all that shazz)
never got searched....... *runs to garage and welds hood shut*:D

How many tickets have you gotten?

Never been ticketed. Never underestimate the value of regular contributions to the Policemans' Charitable Ball. ;)

You know you're going fast when you pass Civics like it ain't no thang.

You dont have to have a fast car to get speeding tickets, I got a 750 dollar speeding ticket in my 3.3l Intrepid, thats the base/slow model, it topped out at 118, and thats when I was clocked, in a 40 mph zone. Had to pay a lawyer 400 bucks to get the attempted suicide charge dropped and had to stay the night in jail. Wasnt too fun.

ooh ooh i got one.

You know you're going too fast when your huge ass aluminum spoiler lifts your front end off th ground and you have no more traction to go faster...

I was thinking of puttin one of those big spoilers on my hood, just to see if it helps...

Originally posted by fatninja19
How many tickets have you gotten?
not that many, although on the highway I don't usually get tickets. Its when I get caught speeding through town or city area's I have to worry about. For example when I'm in carlisle, there's like 5 police cruiser's behind me as soon as I hit high street.

You know your going to fast when.... your stickers pell off your huge wing comes unglued

...When you let off the gas to slow down, and 15 sec. later your still doing 112 mph.

...when your "Type-R" sticker comes off, and you lose 10 HP.

When your useless hood scoop aids in ripping off your fake carbon fiber hood, and the hood while flying back dislodges your grocery cart spoiler, and then you lose all that downforce to your front tires, so you spin out, and hit a light pole knocking all your fake ass stickers and badging into the street, therefore causing you to litter.

See ricing can be bad for the environment!;)

Originally posted by IntrepidLHSGC
...when your "Type-R" sticker comes off, and you lose 10 HP.

:hehehe: good one!

Originally posted by IntrepidLHSGC
ooh ooh i got one.

You know you're going too fast when your huge ass aluminum spoiler lifts your front end off th ground and you have no more traction to go faster...

I was thinking of puttin one of those big spoilers on my hood, just to see if it helps...

:lol2:

Like this-------------->

Never been ticketed. Never underestimate the value of regular contributions to the Policemans' Charitable Ball.

haha...here if u contribute to the state police fund you get a window sticker..which has to be good for 2 or 3 speeding tickets cuz my dad got pulled over one day and it was in the window and the cop goes..oh..nevermind carry on...cool:D


i got one...

you know your going fast when the F14 flying over is a mile behind you and you started in the same spot

Originally posted by SilverLotus340R


haha...here if u contribute to the state police fund you get a window sticker..which has to be good for 2 or 3 speeding tickets cuz my dad got pulled over one day and it was in the window and the cop goes..oh..nevermind carry on...cool:D


Exactly :D

How does one Find out the where to donate this annual state police fund deal? I'm very interested... Does it exist in California???

I'm not sure quite how it works in California, look for Policemans Fund, or Police Charity... they always are running something. The important thing is to be there, and be seen making donations. It's better to make several smaller donation rather than one large donation, it looks less bribe like, and you get more donation time ;)

Originally posted by IntrepidLHSGC
...when your "Type-R" sticker comes off, and you lose 10 HP.


muahahahh that was absolutely the best one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh my god so funny!!!!!

I have to agree, that's so funny it defies belief! :hehehe:

Thank you very much, I'll be here all week..

In fact, it's so funny I forgive you for owning 3 late model Chryslers ;)

Originally posted by CBass
In fact, it's so funny I forgive you for owning 3 late model Chryslers

ROFLMFAO!!!! OH MY GAWD. now THAT was funny. (Not to say yours wasn't, Intrepid)



...When your cars shaking so bad your spit flys out of your mouth and hits you in the back of the head.

you know you´re going to fast...

when you are lifting off and see that your spoilers are to big for your speed

I'm quite proud of my LH class vehicles, the van is hte wifes so I could care less about that... Next year after I get outa college I'm buying a 300M, the fastest LH.

(LH class vehicle-Intrepid, concorde, new yorker, lhs, 300m, vision)

Make sure you wait until chrysler brings out the 300N, it'll be RWD ;)

Cbass skunked em' :hehehe: