N'other Chuckle:

A rabbit running through the forest stumbles upon a deer rolling a joint. The rabbit says, “Don’t do that man. Come running with me. It’s much more fun!” The deer takes off with the rabbit.

They come across an elephant doing coke. “Come running with us, elephant,” says the rabbit. “You’ll feel so good!” The elephant decides to join in the fun. The animals encounter a lion about to shoot up. Before the rabbit can say anything, the lion smacks it, knocking it unconscious.

The deer screams, “What are you doing lion? He’s trying to help us!” The lion answers, “The little fucker makes me run around the forest like an idiot every time he takes Ecstasy!”

:D

Buahahahahahaha:hehehe: :hehehe: :hehehe:

I got something that is pretty funny. Let's see who get's it and who doesn't.

Say this out loud and fast.


I SOFA KING WE TODD DID!




Now the key here is to say it loud and normal to fast. Make sure there are people around you too, if possible. I'm not sure if this was done already, but if it was, still funny!:p

I am not a retard! An idiot maybe, but not retarded! ;)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
I am not a retard! An idiot maybe, but not retarded! ;)


:hehehe::hehehe:

Yeah - Ditto :D!!!

I'm not yelling that out again! I did once in class...boy did I feel stupid....:D:D:D

Hehehe. Rabbit on ectasy. What will they think of next?

Taken from MaximOnline.com

A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written across the wall of the cave were the following symbols, in this order of appearance: A woman, a donkey, a shovel, a fish, and a Star of David. It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old. The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols.

They held a huge meeting after months of conferences to discuss the meaning of the markings. The President of the society pointed at the first drawing and said: “This looks like a woman. We can judge that this race was family oriented and held women in high esteem. You can also tell they were intelligent, as the next symbol resembles a donkey, so, they were smart enough to have animals help them till the soil. The next drawing looks like a shovel of some sort, which means they even had tools to help them. Even further proof of their high elligence is the fish which means that if a famine had hit the earth, whereby the food didn’t grow, they would take to the sea for food. The last symbol appears to be the Star of David which means they were evidently Hebrews.”

The audience applauded enthusiastically. But, a little old man stood up in the back of the room and said, “Idiots! Hebrew is read from right to left. It says: Holy Mackerel, Dig The Ass On That Woman!”

A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"

Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.

The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."

So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
A little blind girl goes up to her mum and says, "Mummy, mummy, when will I be able to see?"

Her mum replies "I'll tell you what, I'll take you to the chemist and get you some special cream for your eyes and you will be able to see in the morning."

So off they went to the chemist, got the cream, and went home, all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited at the prospect of being able to see again. Once they got home, the mother put the cream on the little girls eyes, wrapped a bandage around her head, and took her to bed.

The following morning the little girl stumbled into her mums bedroom and excitedly shouted "Quick mummy, take off the bandage so that i will be able to see again."

So the mother slowly took of all the bandages, taking her time, and all the while the little girl was getting more and more excited. Once they were off the little girl said "But mummy, I still can't see."
To which the mother replied, "April fool!"

Now that's just plain mean. But still funny :lol2::lol2:

Originally posted by Heep


Now that's just plain mean. But still funny :lol2::lol2:


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pe89fdf8e1f407f6846104497a0598b20/fe576a92.gif



:finger: :finger: :D :D

Now that was not so good. I'll nominate that one for lamest joke of the year so far. But, not to worry, I'll find some that are even more lame!;)

Originally posted by YogsVR4
Now that was not so good. I'll nominate that one for lamest joke of the year so far. But, not to worry, I'll find some that are even more lame!;)


http://www.imagestation.com/picture/pab73943d86d8d0d3c57934e59464b797/fe576a72.gif :D :D :D :D