A little Christmas joke
JD@af
12-12-2002, 03:08 PM
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"
The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"
Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."
To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"
The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"
Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."
To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
Jimster
12-12-2002, 04:03 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"
The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"
Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."
To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2:
Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them:D
It's the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike
up to a stop light where a policeman on his horse is waiting for the
light to change.
The policeman looks over at Johnny and says, "Got that bike for
Christmas, sonny?"
The youngster responds, proudly, "Ya, Santa brought it for
me."
The policeman then proceeds to write the young fellow a bicycle
violation ticket for not having a reflector on the back bumper and hands
it to him saying, "Well, next time you better tell him to put a light on
it."
Johnny looks at the citation, looks back up at the cop and says,
"And did Santa bring you that horse?"
Humoring the youngster, the policeman answers, "Why, yes, he
did."
To which Johnny responds, "Well, next time you better tell him
to put the dick underneath the horse, not on top."
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2:
Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them:D
JD@af
12-12-2002, 04:05 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2:
Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them:D !!! :ylsuper
Glad you like it that much, Jimmy :D And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:lol2:
Very rarely to jokes make me laugh till I almost cry- but this one is one of them:D !!! :ylsuper
Glad you like it that much, Jimmy :D And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:
Jimster
12-12-2002, 04:25 PM
Originally posted by JD@af
!!! :ylsuper
Glad you like it that much, Jimmy :D And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:
I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800 :D
!!! :ylsuper
Glad you like it that much, Jimmy :D And happy 2,000th post, brother. Right on :sun:
I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800 :D
S Brake
12-12-2002, 05:19 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800 :D w3aksauce, now get on AIM!
I have 2000 posts??? WOAH! I only thought I had about 1800 :D w3aksauce, now get on AIM!
Jonno
12-13-2002, 09:27 AM
That was quite funny the first two times I read it. The next 3 times weren't as funny. and now, I don't bother reading it...:devil:
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