joke of the week
taranaki
12-11-2002, 04:55 AM
As the airliner pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave
the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."
the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts, etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your
captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your
destination."
Joe sitting in the eighth row thought to himself, "Did I hear her
right? Is the captain a woman?
When the attendants came by with the drink cart, he said, "Did I
understand you right? Is the captain a woman?"
"Yes," said the attendant, "In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Joe, "I'd better have two scotch and sodas. I don't
know what to think of all those women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."
Jimster
12-11-2002, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."
:lol2: hilarious shit
"That's another thing," said the attendant, "We no longer call it the
cockpit. Now it's the box office."
:lol2: hilarious shit
207010
12-11-2002, 07:35 AM
dats a good one!!!!!:flipa: :flash:
YogsVR4
12-11-2002, 09:28 AM
:eek: :) :D :lol2: :ylsuper
ragt20
12-11-2002, 07:49 PM
:D :ylsuper nice un MR T......:D
gummyshoe
12-11-2002, 08:03 PM
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
89ssgti
12-11-2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
owned:eek: :D
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
owned:eek: :D
Jimster
12-11-2002, 09:01 PM
Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
UUuuuuummm.......Someone takes the internet too seriously :confused:
God what an uptight beeotch :rolleyes:- Get a sense of humor :rolleyes:
Also note I showed it to my wife and emailed it to my mother and 2 sisters
So far all have found it funny
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
UUuuuuummm.......Someone takes the internet too seriously :confused:
God what an uptight beeotch :rolleyes:- Get a sense of humor :rolleyes:
Also note I showed it to my wife and emailed it to my mother and 2 sisters
So far all have found it funny
boingo82
12-11-2002, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
Taranaki can post sexist jokes because he IS a woman. :p
Good joke BTW.
As a woman I find that very offensive. I didn't know the moderators job was to create threads containing sexist jokes. But judging by your signature I'm sure you don't get many women calling you so I will let it pass. :finger4:
Taranaki can post sexist jokes because he IS a woman. :p
Good joke BTW.
S Brake
12-11-2002, 09:41 PM
Naki suxx0rs at teh being sensitive to how others feel.
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/802346owned.jpg
http://files.automotiveforums.com/uploads/802346owned.jpg
Moppie
12-11-2002, 09:44 PM
LOL! :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
I dont know whats funnier, Mr Ts joke, or Mr Ts ownage :finger:
I dont know whats funnier, Mr Ts joke, or Mr Ts ownage :finger:
taranaki
12-11-2002, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by gummyshoe
As a woman I find that ......
It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
As a woman I find that ......
It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
Jimster
12-11-2002, 11:49 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
perhaps now would be a good time for me to fall off my chair:confused:
It's official folks.4ndrms doesn't have a penis.:silly2: :silly2: :silly2:
perhaps now would be a good time for me to fall off my chair:confused:
ci5ic
12-12-2002, 12:20 AM
I'm still failing to understand how that joke is "sexist" in any way? The character in the joke was indeed sexist, but he got owned by the women anyways... Whatever, it's no skin off my ass.
What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.
What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.
ci5ic
12-12-2002, 12:27 AM
I'm still failing to understand how that joke is "sexist" in any way? The character in the joke was indeed sexist, but he got owned by the women anyways... Whatever, it's no skin off my ass.
What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.
What kind of twit would take it so seriously anyways? Oh... forgot about drama queens... I think it's a cry for help.
taranaki
12-12-2002, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by ci5ic
... I think it's a cry for help.
Actually,it's a desperate plea for attention from our resident "can't-get-over-being-banned-loser"4ndrms.
You don't seriously think a woman would be that lame,do you?
... I think it's a cry for help.
Actually,it's a desperate plea for attention from our resident "can't-get-over-being-banned-loser"4ndrms.
You don't seriously think a woman would be that lame,do you?
ci5ic
12-12-2002, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
You don't seriously think a woman would be that lame,do you?
I may be relatively young (26), but I've met some pretty lame women in my day hahaha
What a twit... 4ndrms has nothing better to do than make new accounts on IF to hassle people? hahaha world class loser...
You don't seriously think a woman would be that lame,do you?
I may be relatively young (26), but I've met some pretty lame women in my day hahaha
What a twit... 4ndrms has nothing better to do than make new accounts on IF to hassle people? hahaha world class loser...
taranaki
12-12-2002, 01:09 AM
Originally posted by ci5ic
What a twit... 4ndrms has nothing better to do than make new accounts on IF to hassle people? hahaha world class loser...
It's fun hunting him down....Somebody could make a fortune if they turned it into a Playstation game...:D
What a twit... 4ndrms has nothing better to do than make new accounts on IF to hassle people? hahaha world class loser...
It's fun hunting him down....Somebody could make a fortune if they turned it into a Playstation game...:D
S Brake
12-12-2002, 02:18 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
It's fun hunting him down....Somebody could make a fortune if they turned it into a Playstation game...:D Hunt the Cunt, rated M for Mature.
It's fun hunting him down....Somebody could make a fortune if they turned it into a Playstation game...:D Hunt the Cunt, rated M for Mature.
taranaki
12-12-2002, 03:02 PM
Originally posted by snowboarder
Hunt the Cunt, rated M for Mature.
Never thought I'd ever see the word mature used in any context involving 4ndrms:p :p :p :p :p
Hunt the Cunt, rated M for Mature.
Never thought I'd ever see the word mature used in any context involving 4ndrms:p :p :p :p :p
Jonno
12-13-2002, 08:20 AM
:confused:
Have I missed something here?
Have I missed something here?
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