A message from Santa!!!
"Pandamonium"
12-09-2002, 03:48 AM
Dear all
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down
with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping
have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have
been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird
shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you
the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to K
Mart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
The Panda made me do it!!!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good
this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some
goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas.
I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but
we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down
with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping
have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers piping have
been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming.
The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves
and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird
shit.
On top of all this Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my
reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and
some people who can't read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January.
Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you
the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to K
Mart before everything is gone.
Sincerely,
Santa Claus
The Panda made me do it!!!
:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p
Oz
12-09-2002, 04:14 AM
That's hilarious! Bahahahaha.....
Got any more?
Got any more?
primera man
12-09-2002, 04:17 AM
YogsVR4
12-09-2002, 03:33 PM
I like the good ones to keep coming around like this :)
Jonno
12-10-2002, 03:06 AM
:hehehe:
You can get another message from Santa at www.joecartoon.com . It is called 'Supahfly Santa"
:hehe:
You can get another message from Santa at www.joecartoon.com . It is called 'Supahfly Santa"
:hehe:
tazdev
12-10-2002, 11:11 PM
the grinch has arrived:D
Spec2 Girl
12-11-2002, 02:37 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
the grinch has arrived:D hehe you beat me to it!
Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p
the grinch has arrived:D hehe you beat me to it!
Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p
taranaki
12-11-2002, 02:49 AM
Originally posted by Spec2 Girl
Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p
He's o.k. by me then..:)
Christmas............blows.:(
Panda's a big bah humbug!! :p
He's o.k. by me then..:)
Christmas............blows.:(
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