poop

That's what I really really need to do and some jackass is reading a freaking novel in the damn bathroom. :banghead: :cya: :chair: :nutkick: :cya:

that is all.

yea..dont poop at the same time as someone else...

Pull the fire alarm.

Pull the fire alarm.

Seing that it was 15* all morning that would not have made me alot of friends, seeing it takes the Chicago FD an average of 15-20 min. to repsond and verify the alarm. :disappoin

Yeah, but you could have at least had 15-20 min to get rid of breakfast. lol.

Yeah, but you could have at least had 15-20 min to get rid of breakfast. lol.

And perhpas one of the lads from the FD woul dbe kind enough to whipe my ass for me? :screwy:

You need to think these things through. :grinyes:

we need to get u one of those bumper stickers that says "I'm not speeding, I just gotta take a shit" :grinyes:

we need to get u one of those bumper stickers that says "I'm not speeding, I just gotta take a shit" :grinyes:

:spit:

Thanks, now I have the culinary arts of world re-known chef boyardee on my monitor. :rolleyes:

I so need one of those, acutally it should read:

"I'm not speeding, I just gotta piss, too many beers" :lol:

:spit:

Thanks, now I have the culinary arts of world re-known chef boyardee on my monitor. :rolleyes:

I so need one of those, acutally it should read:

"I'm not speeding, I just gotta piss, too many beers" :lol:
but having to take a shit is a better excuse should u happen to get pulled over :thumbsup:

but having to take a shit is a better excuse should u happen to get pulled over :thumbsup:

yeah you can piss on a bush... you have to be really tall to poop on one though.

you have to be really tall to poop on one though.
and u might get a bush up ur ass........ouch :lol: