Total douchebags...
Earlsfat
12-12-2007, 05:02 PM
that keep getting my fucking kids sick... hence getting my old lady or me sick thereby interfering with my sex life.
I guess those no-ass-getting mother-fuckers could care less if they get ME sick, because they're so used to not getting laid they hardly notice the difference when THEIR old lady is sick.
AND if the women are the ones responsible, MAYBE they should get a man that could ring their fucking bell, then they'd think twice about getting everyone fucking sick. Cunts. LET ME TELL YOU THIS LADIES - If you're man doesn't make you have an orgasm so big you nearly have a heart attack - you need a new man. Or maybe you should teach McFly how to give you one and THEN you'll see the need for him not to be sick and you'll keep your disgusting friggin kids out of school when the have the fucking flu.
IF it was up to me.... you get me sick, you go to fucking jail for a month.
I guess those no-ass-getting mother-fuckers could care less if they get ME sick, because they're so used to not getting laid they hardly notice the difference when THEIR old lady is sick.
AND if the women are the ones responsible, MAYBE they should get a man that could ring their fucking bell, then they'd think twice about getting everyone fucking sick. Cunts. LET ME TELL YOU THIS LADIES - If you're man doesn't make you have an orgasm so big you nearly have a heart attack - you need a new man. Or maybe you should teach McFly how to give you one and THEN you'll see the need for him not to be sick and you'll keep your disgusting friggin kids out of school when the have the fucking flu.
IF it was up to me.... you get me sick, you go to fucking jail for a month.
stepho
12-12-2007, 05:53 PM
Sorry about you love life Jim....
mine is petty freaking insane... my girlfriend is awesome... shes going to let me tie her up...
mine is petty freaking insane... my girlfriend is awesome... shes going to let me tie her up...
Earlsfat
12-12-2007, 09:10 PM
Blind fold her and give her the zapper...
My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
stepho
12-12-2007, 09:25 PM
Blind fold her and give her the zapper...
My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
actually I told her about the zapper and she said it sounds like fun! HAHA I have to get a new one though because I threw my old one out remember? IDK if I will though.
My old lady is sleeping already. No hiney for me tonite.
actually I told her about the zapper and she said it sounds like fun! HAHA I have to get a new one though because I threw my old one out remember? IDK if I will though.
poormillionaire2
12-13-2007, 06:28 AM
Not to rub it in, but my woman is giving me some this afternoon, FINALLY! She's feeling better and she is graduating from EMT school today, so she wants to celebrate. Plus, she wants her main X-mas present early. But I'm gonna get some big titties in my face.
SG007
12-13-2007, 09:11 AM
That is just sad.
wrightz28
12-13-2007, 10:24 AM
No hiney for me tonite.
heheh,
Although I only got 4 hours of sleep, I slept weel after the exersion. :boink:
heheh,
Although I only got 4 hours of sleep, I slept weel after the exersion. :boink:
stepho
12-13-2007, 05:36 PM
So everyone is getting some except Jim? lol
Blackcrow64
12-13-2007, 05:40 PM
So everyone is getting some except Jim? lol
And me... :(
I should start a not getting any thread...
And me... :(
I should start a not getting any thread...
Earlsfat
12-14-2007, 08:42 AM
Getting some in the morning... which sucks because then I'm friggin tired for the next 3-4 hours.
I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
stepho
12-14-2007, 07:17 PM
Getting some in the morning... which sucks because then I'm friggin tired for the next 3-4 hours.
I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
I'm a anytime of the day is a good time for sex kinda guy.
I'm a 11 pm - 3am sex guy. That way you sleep of the exertion and you're good to go the next morning.
I'm a anytime of the day is a good time for sex kinda guy.
Blackcrow64
12-14-2007, 10:58 PM
Sex is sex... I don't care when it is. I just got a phonecall that woke me up and there is just potential possibilities for me to get some and I'm going. lol
3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good! :thumbsup:
3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good! :thumbsup:
stepho
12-14-2007, 11:02 PM
Sex is sex... I don't care when it is. I just got a phonecall that woke me up and there is just potential possibilities for me to get some and I'm going. lol
3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good! :thumbsup:
Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
3 women and 1 Brian... The odds are good! :thumbsup:
Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
Rally Sport
12-15-2007, 01:45 AM
Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
How else does he hope to get any? :lol:
How else does he hope to get any? :lol:
stepho
12-15-2007, 01:49 PM
How else does he hope to get any? :lol:
roofie?
roofie?
SG007
12-15-2007, 02:07 PM
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Blackcrow64
12-15-2007, 05:46 PM
Hopefully theres lots of alchohol.
The only problem with lots of alcohol is that I usually end up drinking more of it than anybody else and then I'm worthless... But usually by that point in time I'm more interested in the alcohol than in the sex. lol... I suppose thats a good sign of alcoholism? lol :runaround:
The only problem with lots of alcohol is that I usually end up drinking more of it than anybody else and then I'm worthless... But usually by that point in time I'm more interested in the alcohol than in the sex. lol... I suppose thats a good sign of alcoholism? lol :runaround:
Earlsfat
12-17-2007, 09:13 AM
I'm a anytime of the day is a good time for sex kinda guy.
Yeah... it'll stay that way until you've been married for a few years and have kids. Then it turns into: I'm up for sex anytime: the kids are sleeping, I'm not fixing something that's leaking all over the place, I'm not at work, she / I aren't sick, the dog's in his cage, I'm not sleeping and all the above apply. LMAO.
Yeah... it'll stay that way until you've been married for a few years and have kids. Then it turns into: I'm up for sex anytime: the kids are sleeping, I'm not fixing something that's leaking all over the place, I'm not at work, she / I aren't sick, the dog's in his cage, I'm not sleeping and all the above apply. LMAO.
wrightz28
12-17-2007, 10:40 AM
Yeah... it'll stay that way until you've been married for a few years and have kids. Then it turns into: I'm up for sex anytime: the kids are sleeping, I'm not fixing something that's leaking all over the place, I'm not at work, she / I aren't sick, the dog's in his cage, I'm not sleeping and all the above apply. LMAO.
:yikes:
You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks". :disappoin
:yikes:
You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks". :disappoin
Earlsfat
12-17-2007, 11:08 AM
Good catch. Cheesesteak comsumption trumps all activities - including breathing.
stepho
12-17-2007, 05:54 PM
:yikes:
You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks". :disappoin
Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?
You forgot "I'm not eating cheesesteaks". :disappoin
Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?
philly rs
12-17-2007, 06:08 PM
damn some sex...i want that philly!!! omg im so hungry!! sorry about the no beaver thing..thats gotta suck, and u have live in..unlike my single ass who has to work for it...hey sg how u been baby???
Earlsfat
12-18-2007, 09:10 AM
Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?
Well... you can... but what happens if some meat falls off, or God forbid some drippage land on the floor / bed / etc and then you can't lick it up? That like... a faux pax on the scale of Nazi Germany... just never shoulda happened.
Back in there again, but uh... now everyone's getting sick again. :banghead:
May god bless the man who invented baby oil. That stuff takes good clean sex to a standard so low and basic that it is my personal belief that a 55 gallon drum of it ought to be issued every newly married couple upon exiting the church. Good stuff. :smokin:
Well... you can... but what happens if some meat falls off, or God forbid some drippage land on the floor / bed / etc and then you can't lick it up? That like... a faux pax on the scale of Nazi Germany... just never shoulda happened.
Back in there again, but uh... now everyone's getting sick again. :banghead:
May god bless the man who invented baby oil. That stuff takes good clean sex to a standard so low and basic that it is my personal belief that a 55 gallon drum of it ought to be issued every newly married couple upon exiting the church. Good stuff. :smokin:
wrightz28
12-18-2007, 10:06 AM
Who says you can't eat cheesesteak and have sex at the same time?
Caaaaa---stanza!
:disappoin easy there George.
Caaaaa---stanza!
:disappoin easy there George.
SG007
12-18-2007, 07:24 PM
That's like the blowgie. Eating a hoagie whilst receiving fellatio.:naughty:
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