Worthless Volkswagons....

My old man stole my truck for a few days and I get to drive.....:swear:

My mother's car... a neon yellow 2004 VW Beetle turbo... affectionately named (by me of course)... "The Fag Mobile". (It comes complete with little fake flowers, that I have been warned not to dispose of, stuck in a "bud vase" - whatever the hell that is - in the dash board.... Tell me the guy that thought THAT up wasn't a complete tutu wearing faggot.)

What a POS this thing is... Get this... I haven't NOT slammed my friggin foot in the door yet. That's right. I've slammed my own god-damned foot in the door 16 times in a row because the engineers at Volkswagon thought only fags or women would drive this thing, SOOOOoooo they put the damned seat so far forward that if you so much as START to close the door before you are seated, buckled and halfway to your destination, you slam your fucking feet in the door. :angryfire

Needless to say that I'm in a great mood when I get to work, or home, or lunch, or anywhere I have to drive that shit-heap. I've even considered eating the carpet in my office for lunch so I don't have to drive it. :newburn:

The damned alarm on it is even messed up and you have to be "extra nice" to it so the bastard doesn't start going off and lock you out of it. :bricks1:



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oh just admit it jim... you want one

wow...this is gonna ruffle some feathers...

What I REALLY want is a Lamborghini Miura - http://web-cars.com/miura/index.php

Dude... I'd rather have another set of nuts growing out of my forehead than one of those piece of crap Beetles.

wow...this is gonna ruffle some feathers...

Only for those who love the damned things. I don't see anyone here driving one and bragging about it. :lol:

Edit - they wouldn't happen to be pink feathers... attached to a tutu, would they? LMAO

Edit - they wouldn't happen to be pink feathers... attached to a tutu, would they? LMAO
yea...i meant to say pink, and rainbow colored feathers

that lambo looks very ford gtish

Wasn't that the chop of the car people thought I bought? :lol: .

that lambo looks very ford gtish

Yeah, I've noticed that... but the Ford is a piece of crap compared to the Lambo.

I like this lambo
http://fastest-cars.blogspot.com/2007/10/lamborghini-murcielago.html

Yeah but what I'd REALLY like for a daily driver is THIS:

http://www.offroaders.com/directory/monster_trucks/Monster-Mutt.htm

That thing is badass. And my kids love it.

Now I could see you driving that one Jim

a neon yellow 2004 VW Beetle turbo... affectionately named (by me of course)... ...It comes complete with little fake flowers,

Awwwwww,

Jim's getting in touch with his metrosexual side. :spit:

There isn't a smilie available to sum this up.:cwm27:

At least it doesn't have eyelashes. My wife has a 98 beetle, I call it the speed bump 'cause when I run it over with my truck that's what its going to feel like I just hit. Flower in the vase, butterfly on the dash, and fucking eyelashes. Top that. And no, I don't drive it. Ever.

you should move this to the VW section for shits n giggles.

you should move this to the VW section for shits n giggles.

:thinkerg:

I like it, BUT, I'm not sure if their as fiesty as those Hyundai people that get their panties in bunch easily. :grinno:

At least it doesn't have eyelashes. My wife has a 98 beetle, I call it the speed bump 'cause when I run it over with my truck that's what its going to feel like I just hit. Flower in the vase, butterfly on the dash, and fucking eyelashes. Top that. And no, I don't drive it. Ever.

LMAO - EYELASHES! :runaround: I wouldn't even let that thing be seen in daylight, let alone parked in my driveway, let alone RIDE in it, let alone drive it. That's hysterical.


Awwwwww,

Jim's getting in touch with his metrosexual side. :spit:

There isn't a smilie available to sum this up.:cwm27:

lol... you douche... http://www.nastyz28.com/ubb/icons/toilet.gif http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/hunter.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/buttkick.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/moon.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/sniperer.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie()

Now I could see you driving that one Jim

Yeah, I want one so bad, but I'd have to get 2, one just like that and one painted like a rottie and make it real fat looking. http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/yahoo.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/gr_driving3.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/drinks.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie() http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/big_boss.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie()

you should move this to the VW section for shits n giggles.

Now THAT would be funny. http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/avatar42034_1.gif (http://javascript<b></b>:add_smilie()

i agree, i would shoot myself in the nuts before i would drive a vdub :lol: . and it had to be bright yellow too, thats great :rofl: .