Oh my goodness...

Kyuss - Blues for the Red Sun - "Molten Universe" - Very well be RD's new theme song...


Old ones:
Annihilator - "I Am In Command"
Orange 9mm - "Gun to Your Head"
Overkill - "80 Cycles"
Overkill - "Crystal Clear"

Anyone with a few minutes should check out SOD's "Ballad of Jimi Hendrix" - One of my favorites... hate Hendrix.

Down - "Mourn"

ptah?

wtf?

mtitmfusies...

See... I can do acronym's too. lol :p

ptah was a song :disappoin

Only Ptah as a song I can find is by Alice Coltrane - PLEASE tell me that's not what you're talking about. MY opinion of you will drop so far that... that...t hat... you'll definitely NEVER get deputized.

:disappoin

C.O.E. - course of empire

Can't find that one... Since I can't verify it's jammability you must do 5 shots, drink 3 beers, fart twice and do a 35 second long burnout in your wife's car for redemption. :ylsuper:

EDIT: All within 10 minutes.

EDIT: All within 10 minutes.
Psh... Childs play!



I could do it in 5! :icon16:

Psh... Childs play!



I could do it in 5! :icon16:

Hmmm... move up in the line for deputization....

Deputization negated :disappoin

-He drank 5 shots of zinfendel

-The 3 beers were really only a 1/2 can as the rest spewed out of the corner of his mouth

The 2 farts had no character stench

and the burnout was done with parking brake on in a front wheel drive going up hill on a snow covered driveway :(

How about Shaina Twain - Who's bed have your boots been under?

Deputization negated :disappoin

-He drank 5 shots of zinfendel

-The 3 beers were really only a 1/2 can as the rest spewed out of the corner of his mouth

The 2 farts had no character stench

and the burnout was done with parking brake on in a front wheel drive going up hill on a snow covered driveway :(
Whaaaaaaat?

Come party with me tonight and I'll show ya how its done! :grinyes:

Whaaaaaaat?

Come party with me tonight and I'll show ya how its done! :grinyes:

Is that an open invite? Should I bring the zapper? :naughty:

Is that an open invite? Should I bring the zapper? :naughty:
Please no... :uhoh:

wow! a tainted thread that I had nothing to do with? amazing

wow! a tainted thread that I had nothing to do with? amazing

Sorry. I didn't mean to move in on your turf.

hahaha this one's alll yours bud.

ok,ok,OK... DEPUTIZATION PRIVLEDGES RESCINDED.

SHANIA TWAIN??? WHICH HEAD DID YOU PUT THE ZAPPER ON, STEPHO? I post up some crunchy, totally badass songs and you offer up Shania Twain? :disappoin What's next, Aretha Franklin, Morton Downey Jr... Englebert Humperdink????

Crowe... Zinfandel? ZINFANDEL???? UNHOLY WTF? The ONLY time wine of ANY SORT is permissable is when you A: eat spaghetti, B: FAKE drinking it to get laid and sneak booze to stay on par. THAT'S IT. The closest acceptable beverage to wine in blackberry LeRoux, then booze, then beer (preferable choice of deputies).


Holy Christ... I'm afraid that if we all ever got together there'd only be 2 or 3 of us wearing men's clothing. :disappoin

Whaaaaaaat?

Come party with me tonight and I'll show ya how its done! :grinyes:

What you talking about Willis? :dunno:

Peh, Friday, started out with the company x-mas party, after effects are slowly trickling in, seems to have went well so far :uhoh: (hell, even got em to play G-n-R :lol: ). Then went to tend my bar til 5 in the AM just to wake up 4 hours later to a reminder of what I had for dinner the prior 'night'. :iceslolan

LMAO - I could see Stepho showing up in some sort of Marilan Manson get-up, Crow wearing a feather boa and thigh high patent leather boots, John in spandex towing a hottub full of green jello, Luos would just go screaming by and not even stop, Rally would be there with a stack of cheesecakes so high that you wouldn't even be able to see him, 6 in a uniform (bearing to strong a resmeblance to the Village People's cop), Poor would be in greasy coveralls wrench still in hand, TS would be wearing a pastel hawiian shirt and grass skirt holding a fruity drink in a pineapple, SMC would be wearing knickers and suspenders, ad me Dylan and DJ would be slowly backing up to our cars....

me Dylan and DJ would be slowly backing up to our cars....

Not, before clearing the alcohol out of harms way :grinno:

All I will bring to the birthing of RD is a keg of beer, There is a local brewing company here that makes a good Cream Ale. Or if they have it I can get Sneaker Wave, like either 9 or more % alcohol, never had it but the cream ale is really good.

You may both come forward for deputizing... We may need a wanton woman to attend... the process includes having a breast on each should whilst reciting the vows.... I (state your name) hereby solemnly swear that I will never say or do anything girly, drive a Ford, own a tuner car (imports acceptable on a case by case basis, as approved by the membership), not fart at the dinner table or pass up an opportunity to partake in cheesesteaks and beer... (EDIT: I will also never, under any circumstances, forget to inform Jim of an opportunity to flame someone prior to closing a thread)....

Just one question..........

Who the hell eats cheesesteaks and bber at a dinner table??? :screwy:

HOW DARE YOU QUESTION MY AUTHORITY!

(No-one... Had you not been hungover, you would have read that like everyone else: You shall not pass up an opportunity to fart at the dinner table and you shall not pass up an opporunity to partake of cheeseseteaks and beer - not necessarily at the same time, but if need be, it is completely acceptable to fart whilst eating beer and cheesesteaks if doing so at a dinner table.)

Oh and you need to drink BEER.... BBER is for fat people, I think it's made by the Slimfast people. Anything by them will get all your deputization rights removed for 2 months while you drink nothing but bacon grease.

gross

You know what gross... McDonald's - they put aluminum in the beef (not sure about other meat) so that when they cook it the meat heats faster. (My father-in-law works for one of the companies that makes the aluminum hydroxide - or whatever it is - and seel it to McD's.)

At least with bacon fat, you know where it came from... AND with THAT laying on the table as a deterrent, no deputies should ever get within 20 feet of a diet product nor bring it into my presence. lol.

not fart at the dinner table or pass up an opportunity to partake in cheesesteaks and beer... ....

i may have a bit of 'London fog' but that reads pretty clear to me :dunno:

My point was I don't remember the last time I actually ate at my dinner table, let alone cheesestakes and beer have but 3 palces, on the couch, on a tool box or on the air cleaner turned makeshift plate :icon16:

all fast food joints are gross not just mcdonalds

ok,ok,OK... [SIZE=6] Zinfandel? ZINFANDEL???? UNHOLY WTF?

wtf is that?

everclear, beer, jager... my three alcoholic beverages of choice... in that order.

LMAO - I could see Stepho showing up in some sort of Marilan Manson get-up, Crow wearing a feather boa and thigh high patent leather boots, John in spandex towing a hottub full of green jello, Luos would just go screaming by and not even stop, Rally would be there with a stack of cheesecakes so high that you wouldn't even be able to see him, 6 in a uniform (bearing to strong a resmeblance to the Village People's cop), Poor would be in greasy coveralls wrench still in hand, TS would be wearing a pastel hawiian shirt and grass skirt holding a fruity drink in a pineapple, SMC would be wearing knickers and suspenders, ad me Dylan and DJ would be slowly backing up to our cars....

HAHAHA we need to make this happen!!! Sounds like a hell of a good time to me!! LMAO

I'm too lazy to read all the posts in this thread for the day. lol...

Cliff notes anybody?

HAHAHA we need to make this happen!!! Sounds like a hell of a good time to me!! LMAO

It'll be the AF Stone Cold Beer Bash :runaround:

My point was I don't remember the last time I actually ate at my dinner table, let alone cheesestakes and beer have but 3 palces, on the couch, on a tool box or on the air cleaner turned makeshift plate :icon16:

Step forward ... I hereby annoint thee... http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/prayer.gif (javascript:add_smilie()

excalibur :icon16:

hold on, just ripped one.... :lol:


EDIT- you know one of the funny damn things I've encountered to date, a co-worker needed her headlight replaced, so I go out there humbly doing my civic duty, get done and look up, and there on the top of motor sat a piece of chicken her brother left when he last worked on it. :lol: The upside down air cleaner turned plate made me think of that one. :lol:

How 'bout.... Cochise

Second in command, call it VP, first mate, whatever you want.

How 'bout.... Cochise

Second in command, call it VP, first mate, whatever you want.

Now your wife really ain't gonna like me, being your 'first mate' and all :gay:

Step forward ... I hereby annoint thee... http://forum.firststatefbody.com/style_emoticons/default/prayer.gif (javascript:add_smilie()

So when am I going to get deputized?

So when am I going to get deputized?

I dunno about deputization, but you sure have my vote for the 2007 AF- C.L.B. award :grinyes:

C.L.B.? (Wuzzat?)

Welll... Stepho... considering your recommendation of Christina Aguilerta or Barbara Streisand (or whoever that was) in my crunchy tunes thread... ummmm...... you gotta alotta bacon grease to drink.

C.L.B.? (Wuzzat?)
.

creepy li'l bastard :spit:

meant in the best way possible :icon16:

I dunno about deputization, but you sure have my vote for the 2007 AF- C.L.B. award :grinyes:

I'll take what I can get.

C.L.B.? (Wuzzat?)

Welll... Stepho... considering your recommendation of Christina Aguilerta or Barbara Streisand (or whoever that was) in my crunchy tunes thread... ummmm...... you gotta alotta bacon grease to drink.

ok the shiana twain one was a joke but I have a serious recommendation...

Andrew W.K. - Ready to Die

LMAO - I could see Stepho showing up in some sort of Marilan Manson get-up, Crow wearing a feather boa and thigh high patent leather boots, John in spandex towing a hottub full of green jello, Luos would just go screaming by and not even stop, Rally would be there with a stack of cheesecakes so high that you wouldn't even be able to see him, 6 in a uniform (bearing to strong a resmeblance to the Village People's cop), Poor would be in greasy coveralls wrench still in hand, TS would be wearing a pastel hawiian shirt and grass skirt holding a fruity drink in a pineapple, SMC would be wearing knickers and suspenders, ad me Dylan and DJ would be slowly backing up to our cars....:lol: Oh my friggin lord. I just got a chance to read this and its the funniest thing I've seen in months :iceslolan . Thats so me though :disappoin .


PS. Mr. Luos ------> :runaround: