Rice Boy Freestyle

i did not write this just thought yall would like to get a laugh in


Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!

what does this have to do with 4th gen civics? :confused: maybe you should have posted this in off topic.

lol the real slim riceboy

what does this have to do with 4th gen civics? maybe you should have posted this in off topic.

Cuz im sure not everyone visits the off topic forum, i know ive visited it maybe......3-4 times.....

Originally posted by civicHBsi91


Cuz im sure not everyone visits the off topic forum, i know ive visited it maybe......3-4 times..... ok, so they don't like the off topic, so you have to bring it in here? maybe there's a reason why they don't visit off topic forum, because they don't care about crap like this and come in here for 4th gen civic info, like the forum says 4th gen civic forum, not off topic.

what the hell mylittlehondacivic are u a moderator?? why do u trip so much for

i know damn chill out

Originally posted by mylittlehondacivic
what does this have to do with 4th gen civics? :confused: maybe you should have posted this in off topic.

in his defense...some of our members have been together 2-3 yrs. long before AF. stuff like that which is posted by someone who generally keeps things on topic....we let slide.

i completely agree it is OT and belongs more in the OT thread of this forum

bishes

Originally posted by H4Bangin
what the hell mylittlehondacivic are u a moderator?? why do u trip so much for no, I'm not a moderator. I'm just a person that wants to come in here and read and learn about 4th gen civics, and I'm finding a lot of crap like this which I don't want to sort through to find the stuff that actually belongs in this forum, 4th gen civic stuff. There is a reason why the two off topic forums were made, this is the tech side of the board. I would deeply appreciate it if people would post the correct things in the appropriate forum.

uhh no its not a tech board i think i read awhile back people were sayin its not a tech board

hey didnt you see the message that said pull the dick out of your ass before reading posts? :flipa: sorry we bother you so much that you have to "sort" through all the crap in here, if you dont think its about "tech" stuff dont read it!

Originally posted by H4Bangin
uhh no its not a tech board you must be kidding me. This part of the board is the tech forums, and then you have the lounge area which includes off topic discussions. The civic forums should be kept for civic talk, and not off topic discussions.

youve got these huge fuckin claws man, and shes this little bunny

anyone seen how high? this guy sounding like the rent a cop with a bike to you? do i get a ticket for posting an off topic thread? :( :flipa:

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
sorry we bother you so much that you have to "sort" through all the crap in here, if you dont think its about "tech" stuff dont read it! I shouldn't have to worry about deciding what is about 4th gen civics, everything posted in the 4TH GEN CIVIC FORUM, should be about 4th gen civics, doesn't that make sense to you? And crappy eminem wannabe songs should be in off topic since it has nothing to do with 4th gen civics. How does that not make sense to you?

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
anyone seen how high? this guy sounding like the rent a cop with a bike to you? do i get a ticket for posting an off topic thread? :( :flipa:


wheres my rice ticketbook?

wheres my rice ticketbook?

i dunno if you thought i was callin you the rent a cop or just playin but im confused, it was directed towards mylittlehondacivic not you just incase thats what you thought

I'm kinda tired *yawn*

Originally posted by civicHBsi91


i dunno if you thought i was callin you the rent a cop or just playin but im confused, it was directed towards mylittlehondacivic not you just incase thats what you thought

the latter

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
[B]i did not write this just thought yall would like to get a laugh in


Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!! [/B



well id otn see what the prolem is i thought is was fucking hilarious and a nice little laff to keep me sane. my friend has a 4th gen so i stop in here just to see whats up every now and then incase there is anything i shoudl tell him.no offense but sheyat mr mylittlehondacivic lay off. until you actually get a 4th gen you really dont got much presidence imo anyway.

-GTi-VR6_A3

ya dude i just downloaded a pic of that lexus 335/25/26!!! CRAZY

Originally posted by GTi-VR6_A3


mr mylittlehondacivic lay off. until you actually get a 4th gen you really dont got much presidence imo anyway.

I'm not a mr, and why do I have to have a 4th gen civic to have a say in things? :rolleyes:

Originally posted by civicHBsi91
i did not write this just thought yall would like to get a laugh in


Hi kids, do you like 5 inch tips?,
Wanna see me stick chrome fender flares over each one of my Konigs?
Wanna follow me and do exactly as i did?,
Try NAWS and get your motor fucked up worse then my life is?
My brain's dead weight, I'm trying to get my head straight,
but i can't figure out which sticker to put over my license plate.
And the mechanic says "Rice Burner you's a crack head "Nu-uh" "Then why's your car dead man its wasted "
Well since age 9 I've wanted an SI so i could put chrome 18's on it and make it run 16.9's.
Got pissed off and ripped all my honda emblems off,
And replaced them with "R" badges so people know im not soft.
I smoke a big bowl of chron, and lay in my lawn,
for longer then it took me to put my altezzas on.
"Come here bastard" "Dude , wait a minute thats a viper dawg!!"
I don't give a fuck, i'll just fly by and put my hazards on!!!!!


that is the single gayest thing I have ever heard :o

Originally posted by NotOisinT



that is the single gayest thing I have ever heard :o


its funy kuz its makin fun

-GTi-VR6_A3

Originally posted by H4Bangin
ya dude i just downloaded a pic of that lexus 335/25/26!!! CRAZY

post it man i want a good laff right now lol. i wanna see.

-GTi-VR6_A3

i dunno how i got it off of kazaa i cant figure out how to save the pic

chill out party people. mylittlehondacivic now understands...it's all good. everyone take a deep breath in....and out....in....and out....
:D

go ahead state your opinion...say if you hate...say if you like....say if you just wacked off to the beat....i don't care. just quit pissin' on each other....nobody wants a yellow shower!

thank you!

ami

Originally posted by LadyNRedSi
chill out party people. mylittlehondacivic now understands...it's all good. everyone take a deep breath in....and out....in....and out....
:D

go ahead state your opinion...say if you hate...say if you like....say if you just wacked off to the beat....i don't care. just quit pissin' on each other....nobody wants a yellow shower!

thank you!

ami

way to word it ami rotflmao

-GTi-VR6_A3

Originally posted by H4Bangin
i dunno how i got it off of kazaa i cant figure out how to save the pic

go to wherever your shared folder is find the file then upload it to af. if its too big try eamiling it to me. i believe the eamil button under my posts should work or pm for my email and ill get it up on the site for you.

-GTi-VR6_A3

hey GTi-VR6_A3, your sig pic is a little bit big, I did you the favor of resizing it, below is how big it should be, please use this instead, thanx. :)

damn, that shit is like twice the size of H4Bangers dick :eek:

Originally posted by mylittlehondacivic
hey GTi-VR6_A3, your sig pic is a little bit big, I did you the favor of resizing it, below is how big it should be, please use this instead, thanx. :)

dont know what you were talking about when you said below but whatevs. is this better?

-GTi-VR6_A3

it wouldnt let me do it ...now it did

yeah thats the same suv. from what i heard they are concept rims 26" and like 10000 each. so pointless. tires are like 600-700 each. personally i think it looks hella stupid but its so funny that its my sig til i get my own car.

-GTi-VR6_A3