Tru Tunerz Here Only Please

WHAT UP EVERYBODY, BEFOR YOU GO ANY FUTHER INTO THIS IF YOUR NOT A TRU TUNER DON'T GO ANY FURTHER. I JUST WANNA GIVE MADD PROPS TA ALL TRU TUNERZ OUT THERE WHO DO WHAT WE DO BECAUSE OF THEIR LOVE FOR SPEED AND ADRENELINE, AND THA JOY OF SEEING YOUR VISION COMPLETED. TRU TUNERZ WHO ACTUALLY GET IN THERE AND GET DIRTY AND BRUISE THEIR KNUCKLES AND CUT THEMSELFS, FOR THE TUNERZ WHO HAVE BEEN INTO IT BEFOR THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS CAME OUT, WHO DON'T THINK A 5INCH TACH AND SOME DECALS WILL MAKE THEM GO FAST FOR THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT THEIR TALK'N ABOUT NOT JUST BULLSHIT'N THEIR WAY INTO THE SCENE. SO FUCK ALL THESE RICE BURN'N STICKER HAPPY , I BOUGHT INTAKE TUBE FROM PEP BOYZ, AND MY FILTER FROM AUTOZONE RICE BOYZ WHO THINK BUYING A EXHAUST TIP FROM KMART JUST TO MAKE NOISE WILL GIVE THEM AND EXTRA 20HP. SO TA ALL MY TRU TUNERZ OUT THERE REPREZENT ON THESE LIL RICE BOYZ SHOW UM WHY WE PUT ALL OF OUR TIME AND MONEY INTO WHAT WE DO SHOW UM WHY WE ENGINE SWAP SHOW UM WHY WE CUSTOMIZE. MUCH LUV IN THA 01


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Aimen to that:smoker2:

Originally posted by Knight Rida
WHAT UP EVERYBODY, BEFOR YOU GO ANY FUTHER INTO THIS IF YOUR NOT A TRU TUNER DON'T GO ANY FURTHER. I JUST WANNA GIVE MADD PROPS TA ALL TRU TUNERZ OUT THERE WHO DO WHAT WE DO BECAUSE OF THEIR LOVE FOR SPEED AND ADRENELINE, AND THA JOY OF SEEING YOUR VISION COMPLETED. TRU TUNERZ WHO ACTUALLY GET IN THERE AND GET DIRTY AND BRUISE THEIR KNUCKLES AND CUT THEMSELFS, FOR THE TUNERZ WHO HAVE BEEN INTO IT BEFOR THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS CAME OUT, WHO DON'T THINK A 5INCH TACH AND SOME DECALS WILL MAKE THEM GO FAST FOR THOSE WHO KNOW WHAT THEIR TALK'N ABOUT NOT JUST BULLSHIT'N THEIR WAY INTO THE SCENE. SO FUCK ALL THESE RICE BURN'N STICKER HAPPY , I BOUGHT INTAKE TUBE FROM PEP BOYZ, AND MY FILTER FROM AUTOZONE RICE BOYZ WHO THINK BUYING A EXHAUST TIP FROM KMART JUST TO MAKE NOISE WILL GIVE THEM AND EXTRA 20HP. SO TA ALL MY TRU TUNERZ OUT THERE REPREZENT ON THESE LIL RICE BOYZ SHOW UM WHY WE PUT ALL OF OUR TIME AND MONEY INTO WHAT WE DO SHOW UM WHY WE ENGINE SWAP SHOW UM WHY WE CUSTOMIZE. MUCH LUV IN THA 01


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Ok then, now that we have that out of our system. Might I recommend this key here:
http://www.users.qwest.net/~bkc3/+junk/capslock.gif

Stop shouting mate.

I am still trying to work out WTF youre talking about:smoka:


TRU TUNERZ = Someone who does there own work on there ride?

Fo Sho Do

tru tunerez are the poeple that run the streets becuse the wanna bes are toasted by the real hard core racers and builders of cars:flamer:

YA WHAT YOU SAID KEEP IT REAL BIG DOG!

Originally posted by Racer4life
tru tunerez are the poeple that run the streets becuse the wanna bes are toasted the real hard core razers and builders of cars:flamer:


:confused: :huh:

tru tuners are thugs for life

Originally posted by RiceRocket
tru tuners are thugs for life


I am trying so hard not to laugh my ass off at this thread. :rolleyes:

Originally posted by kbslacker



I am trying so hard not to laugh my ass off at this thread. :rolleyes:

Laugh your ass off, it is a funny thread... what made it funny was the initial message indicated that only tru tuners must read it.

"Tru Tuners are in it for the money..."

Fogive me guys but I am still trying to work out what a TRUTUNER is:bloated:


The guys I race and respect are the ones who can produce quick timecards at the strip:D

why is it when people spell phonetically its such a bitch to read?

by "TRU TUNERZ" he means people that beef up the engine and such without making the car look ridiculous. and he hates people with all the stickers on the car and the 20 inch exhaust tips. i dunno if this helps...

thank you captain obvious
friggin idiot :flipa:

shut up dammit. i am half polish. and you still owe me a cookie :biggrin2:

make yer own damn cookie jerky polack. Deny the polish inside. Embrace the viking. mmmm bag of animal. KILL. PILLOW!

RIGHT ON, AT LEAST A COUPLE MUTHA FUKAZ UNDERSTAND WHAT I'M TALK'N ABOUT, SOME OF YOU FOOLZ COME IN HERE JUST PLAN'N TA BE A HATER, AND IF THATS WHAT YOU WANT TA DO THEN CONGRATZ U DID EXACTLY THAT. U KNOW YOUR PROBABLY THE KIND OF PEOPLE THAT I'M TALK'N ABOUT BULLSHIT'N WITH EVERYONE ABOUT HOW YOUR PULL'N 20.23 ON THE 1/4 MILE IN YOUR MOMS OLD SABLE WITH ABOUT 10 TYPE-R STICKERZ ON IT ALL WRITTEN IN CHINESE, A LIL BOLT ON EXHAUST TIP FROM KMART KIND OF RUSTED AWAY THAT MAKES THA MONSTER SABLE SOUND LIKE ITS FART'N, OH AND LETS NOT FORGET THE NEON LIGHT YOU HAVE CONNECTED TO YOUR LIGHTER OUTLET FOR THAT EXTRA RICER LOOK, AND LETS NOT FORGET CUZ YOUR EARNING THAT BIG MINIMUM WAGE PAYCHECK THAT SET OF 10 INCH PRIMES OR EAGLES YOU GOT YOU SHOOT CALLER, AND WE ALL KNOW THOSE PAINTED BRAKE CALIPERS ADD TO THE EXTRA STOP'N POWER OF THAT BIG MOTOR MONSTER, AND YOU PROBABLY GOT A WING ON THE WAGON, TA HOLD DOWN THE ASS END OF YOUR RICER BEAST, AND U SIT HERE AND TALK ABOUT AH DAMN MY FRIENDZ ARE PULL'N MAD 1/4 MILE TIME LOW 14S WHAT THA FUK IS THAT BRING IT TA THA STREETS AND WATCH YOUR AZZ GET BLAZED ON, FUK'N WANNA BEZ:silly2:

I understand about what you talkin bout but at one time wasnt everyone a wanna be in some way, I dont know about you but i wasnt born with the knowledge to work on cars I was a wanna be tryin to learn catchin shit from peps like you give them a chance to learn if the dont wanna screw them.

NOW I SEE WHERE YOUR TRY'N TA COME FROM WITH THIS, AND THERE ARE PEOPLE OUT THERE WHO DO GENUINLY WANT TO LEARN AND LIKE I SAID MADD PROPZ TA TRU TUNERZ, BUT THERE IS A LARGE MAJORITY OF RICE BOYZ AND GIRLZ OUT THERE WHO JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT, AND THEY TRY TA COME OFF LIKE THEY KNOW WHAT THA DEAL IS, EX: THIS LIL RICE BOY WHAT I CALL COMMON RICE IN A NEON COMES UP TO MY CAR CHECKS UNDERNEATH THE HOOD, GETS THIS BIG GRIN ON HIS FACE AND WALKS TA THA BACK OF MY CAR AND LOOKS KIND OF SURPRISED, AND COMES BACK UP TA THA FRONT AND SAYS TA ME, YOUR ENGINE SAY DOHC. AND I SAY YA SO, AND HE SAYS WELL WHEREZ YOUR DUAL EXHAUST DOESN'T THAT MEAN DUAL EXHAUST, LIKE I SAID COMMON RICE, THEY HE ASKS WHAT MODS I HAVE AND I EXPLAIN TA HIM WHAT I GOT AND THEN I ASK HIM WHAT KIND OF MODS HE HAS, AND NOW HERE COMES THE RICE, HE STARTS OUT I HAVE 5 10 INCH NEONS A PHAT LIL STEERING WHEEL COVER, I GOT A BOX IN THE TRUNK BUT I ANT HOOKED UP, HE HAD RED TYPE-R SYMBOLS WHERE HIS DOGDE SYMBOLS HAD BEEN A TYPE-R SHIFTER, AND ON HIS REAR WINDOWS ON THE PASSANGER SIDE HE HAD AND ENKEI STICKER AND ON THE OTHER SIDE HE HAD A KONIG STICKER BUT HIS RIMS WHERE AMERICAN RACING, HE HAD STICKERS FOR SHIT HE DIDN'T EVEN HAVE ON HIS BACK WINDOW HE HAD A GIANT STICKER THAT SAID GOT NOS? AND ONE THAT SAID GOT BOOST? WITH NO NOS OR TURBO THA STICKERS SHOULD HAVE SAID GOT RICE? SO TRU TUNERZ MAD MAD RESPECT, RICE BOYZ AND GIRLZ GET NO RESPECT.

people like the guy with the neon just need to be shot the only thing that is worse then stickers are the rims that stick out 2 feet from the fender well

Originally posted by Cavallino
make yer own damn cookie jerky polack. Deny the polish inside. Embrace the viking. mmmm bag of animal. KILL. PILLOW!

i suddenly feel the urge to pillage and loot a small town with straw houses. then set fire to all the houses....:D

when we're typing can we please try to use real words? Im gonna pass out trying to read some of these posts. And where are all these z's coming from?

NOW LOOK I KNOW THIS IS A LIL BIT OFF OF THA SUBJECT, WELL ITS STILL ON THA SUBJECT, LAST NIGHT AT AROUND 11:30PM I WAS CRUZ'N DOWN THA BLVD WHEN I HAD TO STOP AT A LIGHT THA STREETS WERE PRETTY CLEAR, I LOOK'D IN MY REARVIEW AND SEEN SOME BRIGHT ASS BLUE HEADLIGHTS ROLL'N UP, THA ONLY THING THAT I WAS THINK'N WAS HELL YA ONE MORE RACE BEFORE I HIT THE PARTY SCENE, BUT OH SHIT GUESS WHAT ROLLZ UP NEXT TA ME A 1996 4 DOOR DODGE STRATUS GRAY WITH THA SHIT SLAMMED OUT OF IT ON THE FACTORY HUBS AND RUBBER (MIGHT I MENTION THEY WERE PRETTY BALD) SO THEN I LOOK OVER AND OH SHIT MY ASS IS GRASS IT A STRATUS TYPE-R ON THE PASSANGER DOOR IN CHINESE WAS TYPE-R WITH A BIG ASS R FOLLOWING IT. AND THEN ON THE HOOD WAS A BIG ASS RED R. SO THIS GUY THROWS HIS AUTO STRATUS TYPE-R INTO NEUTRAL AND STARTS TO REV UP, AND LOW AND BEHOLD THERES THE NOT SO FORGOTTEN FART SOUND, SO I PUT MY CIVIC INTO REVERSE, TA SEE WHAT THIS MAD RICER IS WORK'N WITH OH SHIT!!!!! A BOLT ON TIP FROM PEP BOYZ SMACK MY ASS HE MUST BE PULL'N MAD PONIES, AND THEN I LOOK UP AND OH MY GOD COULD IT BE A TERMINATOR WING SPRAY PAINTED BLACK AND YOU BETCHA IT HAD A RED R ON THA SIDE THIS GUY MEANS BUSINESS, SO I PULL BACK UP TO THA LINE AND HE REALLY STARTS REV'N IT UP THA LIGHT TURNZ GREEN HE THROWS IT IN DRIVE AND GUNZ IT BOY HE TAKES OFF LIKE A BAT OUT OF HADIES I LET HIM GET ABOUT A HALF A BLOCK AWAY AND I GUN IT IN NO TIME FLAT IN 3RD GEAR NOW ABOUT HALF A CAR LENGTH AHEAD OF HIM BUT WHAT HE STARTS GAIN'N ON ME HOW CAN THIS BE OH SHIT I TOOK MY FOOT OFF OF THE GAS SORRY, SO I HIT THA ACCELERATOR AND I WAS OUT I JUMPED ON HIM AT LEAST BY 1 CITY BLOCK, ABOUT FIVE MINUTES LATER THA STRATUS TYPE-R COMES BY ME FLY'N THREW A RED LIGHT WITH ALL OF THA PASSANGERS GIVEN ME THA FINGER (COMMON RICE BOY REACTION) WHAT CAN I SAY, IF YOU CAN HANDLE THA HEAT GET YA AZZ OFF THA ENGINE

Please stop typing in all caps. :(

Originally posted by Silver S2000
Please stop typing in all caps. :(

Thanks Jay. I'm about to close this thread if there is no other thing to say other than props to tru tuners.

stratus type r? and use a little more punctuation. like these little dot things that they call periods.:)

dude i can beat your story sitting at a light see a del sol licencse plate says HVYMODS so i rev at him tells me he doesnt race get stopped at the next light ask him if he is scarced i will imbrase hime in front of his girl then he revs light changes totally toke his ass to school on the launch and up to about 65 were i slowed down he blows by me and flicks his blinker like he beat me so i sped up and get on the freeway with him walk his ass again from 60 to about 100 when i reach my exit he pass and flicks his lights lights ike he beat me thats rice

a stratus type r? I dont believe ive heard of that one before. I think tahts what captain capslock has been ranting about for the last coupla posts. I too am irked by these type of people. However, i am also irked by lots and lots of capital letters. So we'll call this one a draw.

i think some1 needs anger management.....knight rider......i hate the world so bad....ggggrrrrrrrrrr

uhm....dude...this thread is 3 freakin years old...learn how to look at the date...its the very bottom line under the person's name...you see where it says 10-19-2004, 5:15 PM?? that is exactly when that post was put on there...on this thread the last post before yours was WAYYYYYYY back in 2001...those people probably don't even come on here anymore...you'll be lucky if you dont get yelled at by a mod...

I'm not yelling...just locking.