Why Dogs are Better than Women
taranaki
11-27-2002, 06:10 AM
01. The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom out-live you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both
of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for
free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff
*Hides under desk and waits for the shelling to start*
02. Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.
03. If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don't hate it.
04. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
05. A dog's disposition stays the same all month long.
06. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
07. A dog's parents never visit.
08. Dogs do not hate their bodies.
09. Dogs agree you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
10. Dogs do their snooping outside rather than in your wallet or desk.
11. Dogs seldom out-live you.
12. Dogs can't talk.
13. Dogs enjoy petting in public.
14. You never have to wait for a dog. They're ready to go 24 hours a
day.
15. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
16. Dogs like to go hunting.
17. Another man will seldom steal your dog.
18. If you bring another dog home, your dog will happily play with both
of you.
19. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you
get another dog?"
20. If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for
free.
21. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them
away.
22. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a
pervert.
23. A dog won't hold out on you to get a new car.
24. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad, they just
think it's interesting.
25. On a car trip, your dog never insists on running the heater.
26. Dogs don't let magazine articles guide their lives.
27. When your dog gets old, you can have it put to sleep.
28. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
29. Dogs are not allowed in Bloomingdales or Neiman-Marcus.
30. If a dog leaves, it won't take half your stuff
*Hides under desk and waits for the shelling to start*
TerminalVelocity
11-27-2002, 06:22 AM
hahahahahahaha, thats helarious, and in so many ways true!
....
*takes Taranaki's example and hides also*
....
*takes Taranaki's example and hides also*
primera man
11-27-2002, 06:43 AM
GET BACK HERE YOU TWO !!!.....We can stand tall and take them on :devil: :devil:
taranaki
11-27-2002, 06:54 AM
Originally posted by primera man
GET BACK HERE YOU TWO !!!.....We can stand tall and take them on :devil: :devil:
Sure,was nice knowing you warren......
If you can get P-lady number 22,and post a pic in this thread,we'll have faith in you,until then there's still space under the desk for 1 person,as long as you haven't been eating beans.http://www.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-fart2.gif
GET BACK HERE YOU TWO !!!.....We can stand tall and take them on :devil: :devil:
Sure,was nice knowing you warren......
If you can get P-lady number 22,and post a pic in this thread,we'll have faith in you,until then there's still space under the desk for 1 person,as long as you haven't been eating beans.http://www.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-fart2.gif
S Brake
11-27-2002, 08:12 AM
Originally posted by primera man
We can stand tall and take them on :devil: :devil: So old, yet he still has so much to learn...
We can stand tall and take them on :devil: :devil: So old, yet he still has so much to learn...
YogsVR4
11-27-2002, 10:30 AM
Now that’s another great list!
ragt20
11-27-2002, 06:38 PM
hahahah :lol2: great list Mr T......:D
stands tall right next to Pman....
stands tall right next to Pman....
taranaki
11-27-2002, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
hahahah :lol2: great list Mr T......:D
stands tall right next to Pman....
Stand tall,Rags...you are still single,P-man has an owner to watch out for....:uhoh:
hahahah :lol2: great list Mr T......:D
stands tall right next to Pman....
Stand tall,Rags...you are still single,P-man has an owner to watch out for....:uhoh:
Moppie
11-28-2002, 01:52 AM
If your resorting to a dog to replace the company of a women than you have really really sunk to a new low.
What would rather up naked against in the morning? A dog or a women? :D
What would rather up naked against in the morning? A dog or a women? :D
tazdev
11-28-2002, 02:47 AM
hmmm. in answer to Moppies question WOMAN
I hate dogs:devil:
I hate dogs:devil:
Jimster
11-28-2002, 03:03 AM
fucken hell!!!!! That is hilarious because it's true!!!!!:lol2:
*Dives under the desk and yells "SUCKERS!!!!"*
*Dives under the desk and yells "SUCKERS!!!!"*
primera man
11-28-2002, 04:50 AM
Originally posted by Moppie
What would rather up naked against in the morning? A dog or a women? :D
Or in your case ...a sheep :finger: :finger: :finger:
What would rather up naked against in the morning? A dog or a women? :D
Or in your case ...a sheep :finger: :finger: :finger:
TerminalVelocity
11-28-2002, 08:18 AM
hmmm, no women have replyed...
WE WON!!!!!!
*runs for his car to make it far far away to go into a turkey induced coma*
:p
WE WON!!!!!!
*runs for his car to make it far far away to go into a turkey induced coma*
:p
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