some cool homer quotes !
ragt20
11-26-2002, 08:07 PM
"Now son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for Daddys and kids with fake IDs."
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is
important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!Except the weasel."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it.
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's
problems!"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a
city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed,it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't
Slow Down.'"
"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as
Yoda."
"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my
specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all
the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just
go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding,
you're making a scene.'"
not sure if tis a repost but enjoy anyway :hehe:
"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen."
"You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine."
"Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is
important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals!Except the weasel."
"If you really want something in life you have to work for it.
Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers."
"To alcohol! The cause of - and solution to - all of life's
problems!"
"I saw this in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a
city, keeping its speed over 50, and if its speed changed,it would explode! I think it was called, 'The Bus That Couldn't
Slow Down.'"
"I want to share something with you - the three sentences that will get you through life. Number one, 'cover for me.' Number two, 'oh, good idea, boss.' Number three, 'it was like that when I got here.'"
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Leia and as smart as
Yoda."
"Step aside everyone! Sensitive love letters are my
specialty. 'Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: you.'"
"Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all
the time. Just like that. Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night."
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
"Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else - and it hasn't - it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such."
"Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just
go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way."
"Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain whats-his-name?
We live in a society of laws. Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughin', did you?"
Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'sir' without adding,
you're making a scene.'"
not sure if tis a repost but enjoy anyway :hehe:
Amish_kid
11-26-2002, 08:24 PM
man that brings back some memories
best Homer quote ever
Homer to Otto:
"Hey Remember when i dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing"
otto:"yeah it was like 5 minutes ago"
best Homer quote ever
Homer to Otto:
"Hey Remember when i dropped my keys and you thought the phone was ringing"
otto:"yeah it was like 5 minutes ago"
TURBO_EK4
11-26-2002, 08:30 PM
"NEW AREA CODE!, I GOT ENOUGH THINGS TO REMEMBER *LOOKS AT HAND* CARL=BLACK LENNY=WHITE *LOOKS UP* CARL"
taranaki
11-26-2002, 08:31 PM
"Bart! Don't say 'butt-kisser' like it's a bad thing...."
TURBO_EK4
11-26-2002, 08:31 PM
"NEW AREA CODE!, I GOT ENOUGH THINGS TO REMEMBER *LOOKS AT HAND* CARL=BLACK LENNY=WHITE *LOOKS UP* CARL"
I DONT REMEBER IF THATS HOW IT GOES BUT U GET THE IDEA.
:p
I DONT REMEBER IF THATS HOW IT GOES BUT U GET THE IDEA.
:p
YogsVR4
11-26-2002, 10:56 PM
:lol2:
Jimster
11-26-2002, 11:34 PM
Ralph Wiggum 0wnz Homer:p
YellowMaranello
11-27-2002, 01:08 PM
The comic book guy is good stuff. "Ohh! There is no emoticon for what I am feeling right now."
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