where to meet chicks

Where have you met your current or past girlfriends? I usually get laid through virtue of my coolness, but I'm so busy these days that I'm not cool anymore. How do uncool people hook up? Should I just message a random girl from a local high school on myspace?

Is this a serious post?

I find the irony of a "cool" guy asking for tips on an internet forum site to be too amusing.

I usually get laid through virtue of my coolness
:lol:

but I'm so busy these days that I'm not cool anymore.
:lol: :lol:

How do uncool people hook up?
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Should I just message a random girl from a local high school on myspace?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

:rolleyes:

Hilarious.

Well, since you are already on line just try to get the hook up like all the other "talk dark and handsome" "cool guys" who are lazy. I mean look at match.com worked for them.

He is just saying what every guy is thinking but is to afraid to put into words :rofl:

:spit: the only suggestion I got is, not here, or any other website you can find on your computer...
I mean, have you looked at the demographics for any car related forum out there???


and to answer a specific question, "uncool" guys hook up via here: http://sfbay.craigslist.org/cgi-bin/personals.cgi?category=ers
(if you are at work, don't click on any of the links, VERY nsfw!)

lazy ass you can just sell yourself on craigslist. That way you can continue to be lazy and makesome cash at the same time! I'm sure there's ladies out there waiting to get a piece of you.

i took my cue from the movie Animal House and just hang out by the cucumbers in the produce section of the grocery store

He is just saying what every guy is thinking but is to afraid to put into words :rofl:


If you're uncool (75-90% of the population is classified as such, depending on your standards):

1. You don't get introduced to any chicks.
2. Chicks don't approach you.
3. Chicks are too easily confused to just randomly engage in conversation.
4. You don't go out to bars, partially because nobody invites you.
5. You consider whores out of the question (even though you really, really shouldn't)


The only hope, I think, is to become a poser of some sort. Perhaps a weak artsy kid who carries a camera around and cries after sex? or a guy with a white hat that says "dude" a lot and closely follows sports that he sucks at, or maybe a ricer? Drug dealer? Baller? If I wear silk shirts and a gold watch, will the babes take notice?

If you're uncool (75-90% of the population is classified as such, depending on your standards):

1. You don't get introduced to any chicks.
2. Chicks don't approach you.
3. Chicks are too easily confused to just randomly engage in conversation.
4. You don't go out to bars, partially because nobody invites you.
5. You consider whores out of the question (even though you really, really shouldn't)


The only hope, I think, is to become a poser of some sort. Perhaps a weak artsy kid who carries a camera around and cries after sex? or a guy with a white hat that says "dude" a lot and closely follows sports that he sucks at, or maybe a ricer? Drug dealer? Baller? If I wear silk shirts and a gold watch, will the babes take notice?

Yes, I would say one of each. :lol:

I think my white hat is awesome dude :(

fuck anything u say, or anyone else. someone looks interesting? walk up, use your balls, say something that will stand out. easy, u just got your foot in the door. then, flow. If you're having a hard time, figure yourself out and deal with your personal issues.

thats if this thread is even serious.

so wait.... if you need to ask where to meet girls, doesn't that mean that you don't meet girls? As in, no girls approach you? Dude, how uncool is that?

:spit: the only suggestion I got is, not here, or any other website you can find on your computer...
I mean, have you looked at the demographics for any car related forum out there???


I met the lady I've been dating for four months on a local car forum? :dunno:

wow, that's crazy
don't get me wrong, I would love to find a girl as in to cars as me, but that is a serious long shot on most forums

There's a couple that met right here on AF. Its still probably a long shot on many forums, but it happens.

I met the lady I've been dating for four months on a local car forum? :dunno:

She probably was turned on by the BMW and 256,000 posts. I have neither.

oh wait, I met a girl online.
She's called Olga and i'm paying for her, her sister, mother and 7 brothers to fly to the UK at Christmas.

...wait-a-minute....
:sly:

i like to attend local weddings to meet girls

fuck anything u say, or anyone else. someone looks interesting? walk up, use your balls, say something that will stand out. easy, u just got your foot in the door. then, flow. If you're having a hard time, figure yourself out and deal with your personal issues.

thats if this thread is even serious.

where at? At the bar, it's extremely easy. Everywhere else, they have the Armor of Confusion. 90% of the random things you'd say to her are a no-go because they are guaranteed to get confused.

try your local middle school

van + candy