Cagers are buttnuggets

Yesterday while returning to work from lunch, it started to sprinkle (and you could see heavier rain approaching). Two idiots in front of me blocked both lanes and slowed to 25-30 mph (the speed limit was 45) and kept looking back and lauging at me getting wet on the bike. As I approached the next traffic signal, buttnugget #2 got over in the right turn lane, and buttnugget #1 stayed in the left lane leaving me a lane open. As the light gets ready to change, nugget #1 starts creeping into the intersection to attempt to cut me off again (the road narrows from 2 lanes in each direction to 1 just past this light). He was in a beater Dodge Caravan, so he had no chance to beat me across (yes, my Harley can beat a mini-van, :p ). I was so pissed I screamed a few choise x-rated words at him, and wanted to throw my helmet through is open passenger window. What is the thrill in being an ass?!?!

Yeah, some people just revel in making others suffer... Sorry you had to go thru that, its just total crap... :banghead:

Follow them home, slash them open, and sleep in their warm guts.

You'll feel much better in the morning. :lol:

If that's too extreme for you, follow at a distance, come back that night and fill their exhaust system with triple expanding foam :eek:...make sure you get enough in there to go all the way through the cat....

Dude, that really sucks hardcore. Effing cagers, man. :( That's when I say EFF the road laws and find a way to either get around them on a double yellow or pull over anywhere so I'm not tempted to beat the everloving shit out of them.

I only followed someone once, but I decided to turn off not long there after... I wasn't looking for a criminal record.

I was seriously considering whipping my helmet thru his open side window if he would have tried getting around me again. If he'd have stopped somewhere (party store, gas station), I may have turned around, went back and "showed" him the error of his ways. A 4000 lb minivan vs me on a bike wasn't a fair fight.

Follow them home, slash them open, and sleep in their warm guts.

You'll feel much better in the morning. :lol:

:iagree: I like how you think!!! :smokin::popcorn:

They were jealous.

I have heard of motorcyclists keeping a roll of coins in their jackets just for such occasions. Once ahead of them, open up the roll in your hand & flick the coins over the shoulder @ 50 mi/hr. A new windshield is rather expensive you know.:evillol:

Not that I’ve ever done anything like that, nor would I never condone such actions.

I have heard of motorcyclists keeping a roll of coins in their jackets just for such occasions. Once ahead of them, open up the roll in your hand & flick the coins over the shoulder @ 50 mi/hr. A new windshield is rather expensive you know.:evillol:

Not that I’ve ever done anything like that, nor would I never condone such actions.

I've heard that too, but sounds like a good way to get shot or run down, at least around here. The car's got at least a ton on me and the bike, I'm no match.

http://home.thursday.com/tmp/caltrop.jpg

Besides, caltrops disable the car so they can't come after you :lol:

I have heard of motorcyclists keeping a roll of coins in their jackets just for such occasions. Once ahead of them, open up the roll in your hand & flick the coins over the shoulder @ 50 mi/hr. A new windshield is rather expensive you know.:evillol:

Not that I’ve ever done anything like that, nor would I never condone such actions.

i reckon its bullshit.

before i rode, i knew a stoner who rode a shitbox bike. he complained that cars wouldn't get out of his way. my argument is that he should repect the drivers right to the road too and if he lane splits on stationary cars, he should get out of the way of faster vehicles.

he then said he carried ball bearings to throw over his shoulder at them. i commented how can you throw a weighty object over your shoulder and keep control of the bike. as we all know a slight push on the bars and weight shift can upset the handling. he replied, and this dumbfounded me, " all i do is throw the bearings lightly in the air and they shoot backwards into the car"

he forgot about physics and the law of inertia. a body in motion will continue in motion until acted upon by a directional force.

how bout riding by the car and sticking out your foot and kicking off their mirror! HAHA!

how bout riding by the car and sticking out your foot and kicking off their mirror! HAHA!

A sure shot way of landing the bike on its side and probably scraping half of you onto the road... Good luck ;):popcorn:

First off, not all car drivers are dip shits. I'm pretty respectfull of bikes, I give them plenty of breathing room and never screw with them.

However, I've had more than my fair share of running into dipshit bike riders. It goes both ways.

And I would recomend keeping your cool around cars. Bikers really don't have the option of road rage. All it would take is pissing off one driver, and a little bit of a tap could mess up your world real fast.

I like those caltrops. Where do you get them?

I like those caltrops. Where do you get them?

Good ones like that, hollow to force a tire to deflate quickly, you'd probably have to make yourself. That's special forces/CIA type stuff there...

Lots of martial arts supply sell ones that are similar but solid, which if you've ever seen how slow a tire goes flat from having a nail stuck in it, you understand they are pretty useless as a defensive weapon against a vehicle...mainly meant to deter pursuit on foot...