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one for the married guys....


taranaki
11-20-2002, 12:42 AM
A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, "What are these, Dad?". To which the man matter-of-factly replies, "Those are called condoms, son. Men use them to have safe sex.". "Oh I see," replied the boys pensively. "Yes, I've heard of that in health class at school." He looks over the display and picks up a package of 3 and asks, "Why are there 3 in this package?" The dad replies, "Those are for high-school boys. One for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday." "Cool!" says the boy. He notices a 6-pack and asks, "Then who are these for?" "Those are for college men.", the dad answers, "TWO for Friday, TWO for Saturday, and TWO for Sunday." "WOW!" exclaimed the boy; "Then who uses THESE?" he asks, picking up a 12-pack. With a sigh, the dad replied, "Those are for married men. One for January, one for February, one for........."
Jimster
11-20-2002, 01:19 AM
Now Heep, this is what I was trying to tell you this-morning :finger:



blah.......I'm a newly-wed so I am exempt fro this ;)
tazdev
11-20-2002, 01:29 AM
I know Nothing:bloated:
ragt20
11-20-2002, 06:45 AM
ahh marriage what fun it sounds to be :hehehe:
speediva
11-20-2002, 07:42 AM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Now Heep, this is what I was trying to tell you this-morning :finger:

Aw, was Jimmy giving Heep his little talk about the birds and the bees??? Aw, that's so sweet!!!

Like the joke, naki! :D
YogsVR4
11-20-2002, 03:23 PM
I've only been married for six months so I I'm still more in "College man" mode :D













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Neutrino
11-20-2002, 08:09 PM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
blah.......I'm a newly-wed so I am exempt fro this ;)


Originally posted by YogsVR4
I've only been married for six months so I I'm still more in "College man" mode :D


YOUR Time will come too for the 12 pack.:devil:
Jimster
11-21-2002, 12:29 AM
Originally posted by Neutrino



YOUR Time will come too for the 12 pack.:devil:


And I wish you luck when it comes time for the 3-pack :finger: :finger: :finger: :finger:
Jay!
11-21-2002, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Neutrino
YOUR Time will come too for the 12 pack.:devil: Takes at least a year... ;)
kicker1_solo
11-21-2002, 12:32 AM
I'm between high school and college right now. :cool:
taranaki
11-21-2002, 12:34 AM
I'm down to a 0- pack:(
tazdev
11-21-2002, 12:38 AM
:confused: :confused: :confused:

What are condoms?

:confused: :confused: :confused:
taranaki
11-21-2002, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by tazdev
:confused: :confused: :confused:

What are condoms?

:confused: :confused: :confused:

They're what your father should have bought.:finger:
tazdev
11-21-2002, 12:46 AM
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/puppy_dog_eyes.gif

http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/edoom/sad2.gif
moondog
11-21-2002, 01:22 PM
Originally posted by taranaki


They're what your father should have bought.:finger: \

:eek2:
primera man
11-21-2002, 02:45 PM
This story sounds so true :(
kris
11-21-2002, 03:00 PM
Four years here, and we don't use condoms. :o

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