Condoms

Hey guys. Ever go out and by condoms with a lady friend...get home, try to put it on and its to small? Well, this happened to me last night! AHH! It f--cking sucked! So, I had to use my surplus emergency one and I couldnt feel jack crap! So, any good condoms out there? I knw its a silly question. I was gonna get the Trojan (thinnest condom) anyone try those?

-Chris

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Shouldn't you already know what fits you and what doesn't?:lol:

I do know what fits. The ones I already had I knew fit..but felt nothing while doing it! So, I wanted to try someting new...they were both Trojan so I figured, ehh...what the heck. Nuh, uh...bad idea...oh well, I went out and got some more ....we will see what happens later today! Giggity giggity..Allllright!

-Chris

Just buy her a morning after pill.

I really like the Trojan Supra's. I've tried several other trojans and they're either no feeling, or just nasty noisy. The Supras have good feeling, and they stretch nicely too.

Trojan's twisted pleasures are probably the most natural feeling. Honestly, it can be a little stressful because it feels like the condom has fallen off.

Ehh...Supra's didn't even fit. I got Trojan Ultra Thin..barely fit..very tight. Went for the Magnums...perfect..like a glove....girl says im packin'..what can I say? hehe.

Trojan's twisted pleasures are probably the most natural feeling. Honestly, it can be a little stressful because it feels like the condom has fallen off.

Dammit, I just bought more condoms tonight. Wish I read this post before hand. I'll have to go get some of those and try them out.

Birth control ftw. But aside from that I use Magnums (which have a mystical rep for being fillable only by elephants and telephone poles but are really just more comfortable imo) and they never give me problems.

During high school, I worked at the city health department so I had an unlimited supply of Lifestyles of many varieties and they were somewhere between ok and shitty. But at the time I was just happy to have a girl to use em on so they did fine.

I used a Durex (black wrapper, don't know the specific type) that I got from my college roommate once and vowed to never use them again. They're tight and numbing and feel horrible.

I wanna try out those Trojan Sensations that are supposed to heat up or whatever but I never remember to buy them.

This thread is fucking hilarious. Too much info going on here. :lol:

I unfortunately know more about some AF members than I ever wanted to know.

What's a condom?

yup; haven't found a condom anywhere in the world that's big enough for me.

I heart this thread so baaaad! Oh wait....i started it! ha!

well i can tell you that whatever condoms my lady friend buys are terrible (they're trojans, and i can't feel shit) and i bought some trojans but tossed the box and they suck ass. i need to find some that feel natural

Lamb skin or i like the trojan magnums....OR birth control...but you should probably still wrap it!

I unfortunately know more about some AF members than I ever wanted to know.
You have no idea.

Birth control ftw. But aside from that I use Magnums (which have a mystical rep for being fillable only by elephants and telephone poles but are really just more comfortable imo) and they never give me problems.



Amen to that. I ran outta condoms Friday night, so Sunday when she was over she whipped out a Magnum and I didn't even realize it till I read the packaging the next morning, lol. Every time I use condoms I'm like a marathon runner. Smashed for the first time without one this weekend and damn...I gotta try these sensitive condoms you guys are talkin about.

So...what are condoms?











































if you do not detect that sarcasm in that, i will come slap you! :slap:

I unfortunately may have to retract my endorsment of magnums. It has been brought to my attention that something may have gotten past the shield over the last couple weeks. I know the condoms stayed on and none popped as far as I know but apparently my lady friend is 'late' and freaking out. I'm keeping my fingers crossed :uhoh:

Mine is a little nauseas lately. But that one week of the month is stilla couple days away so no way of knowing. Hoping it's just stress from new job and alot of other crap going on. Also proves something about me that I dind't think was possible. Playing soccer for 13yrs, you have a few accidents happen.

Well I smoked weed since 13 years old but I'm alarmingly potent which has been brought to my attention numerous times in the last couple years. Although this is the first scare I've ever had after wearing a condom

I had one before this, but she was always late. Weird...but cool, cause there were no one week breaks often. :D

So with all this talk, the question is now how many of us have illegitimate children.

:)

None as far as I've been told although there is "The Mystery Baby" (as we call her) that was the result of wild reckless high school days. There are 4 prime suspects (me, two of my friends, and some other guy) but I don't believe anyone has officially been named/tested as the pappy. I've been told by the girl's ex-best friend that the baby looks like my buddy and has his eyebrows :dunno: As long as she didn't come out with my eyes then the eye of suspicion passes over me. That was back in 2000.

Then there was "The Miscarriage" (2002) and also "The Morning After Pill" (2007) incidents. This incident shall henceforth be known as "The Condom".

Quite the trilogy you got there.

I heard a month back that my pops had a kid that I've NEVER heard of. Some shit like he denies it, but yet there's an old pic of me when I was younger, standing next to this other child and his mother. And that my grandmother still calls the woman to see how the child is doing. I was like whoa, wtf mate?

I think us "African-American's" are attached illegitimate children as soon as we hit puberty. Its times like that I claim my other other nationalities :D

I think we're required by law to have at least one baby momma. I managed to get by thus far without meeting quota but I make up for it with arrests

I may have one. She never told me. Jsut moved away and said if she did she wouldn't tell me but have an abortion or yes she'd be in huge trouble. She was muslim. Other than that...I'm in clear. And it was possible for her because she was late, getting sick, and sleeping alot.

Still, I'm in the clear and should stay that way since I'm with the one I want to be with always now.

*insert sappy song here*

-9rjSJtttfA

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Those sweaters were the hot sauce. Mmmmm sweet sweet neck cleavage.


Oh and btw, if there's any youngins in the room, please use condoms. You don't want to end up on an un-aired episode of Chapelle's Show as a STD infected puppet, mmmkay.

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I assume thats for me

Still, I'm in the clear and should stay that way since I'm with the one I want to be with always now.

*insert sappy song here*

so

-9rjSJtttfA

:)

Good luck with that 00.

I hate you man...lol

I don't know if anyone already said it....but Trojan SUPRAs rock!

they transfer heat much better than latex...you can thank me later

I don't know if anyone already said it....but Trojan SUPRAs rock!

they transfer heat much better than latex...you can thank me later

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I really like the Trojan Supra's. I've tried several other trojans and they're either no feeling, or just nasty noisy. The Supras have good feeling, and they stretch nicely too.

i never had that problem with the small ones :(

...hung like a seahorse