Xmas KICKER stylz
tazdev
11-14-2002, 04:47 AM
'Twas da night befo' Christmas and all in the hood, Not a homie was stirring cuz it was all good.
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
The tube socks was hung on the window sill and we all had smiles up on our grill.
Mookie and BeBe was snug in the crib in the back bedroom, cuz that's how we live.
And Moms in her do-rag and me with my nine, had just gotten busy cuz girlfriend is fine.
All of a sudden a lowrider rolled by, Bumpin' phat beats cuz the system's fly.
I bounced to the window at a quarter pas' 'Bout ready to pop a cap in somebody's ass!
well anyway....
I yelled to my lady, Yo peep this! She said, Stop frontin' & just mind yo' bidness.
I said, for real doe, come check dis out.
We weren't even buggin', no worries, no doubt. Cuz bumpin' an thumpin' from around da way
Was Santa, 8 reindeer and a sleigh.
Da beats was kickin', da ride was phat I said, "Yo red Dawg, you all that!"
He threw up a sign and yelled to his boyz, "Ay yo, give it up, let's make some noise!"
To the top of the projects & across the strip mall, We gots ta go, I got a booty call!"
He pulled up his ride on the top a da roof, and sippin' on a 40, he busted a move.
I yelled up to Santa, "Yo ain't got no stack!" he said, "Damn homie, deese projects is wack!
But don't worry black, cuz I gots da skillz
I learnt back when I hadda pay da billz."
Out from his bag he pulled 3 small tings a credit card, a knife, and a bobby pin.
He slid down the fire exscape smoove as a cat, and busted the window wit' a b-ball bat.
I said, "Whassup, Santa? Whydya bust my place?"
he said,"You best get on up out my face!"
His threads was all leatha, his chains was all gold,
His sneaks was Puma and they was 5 years old.
He dropped down the duffle, Bulls logo on the side.
Santa broke out da loot and my mouf popped open wide.
A wink of his eye and a shine off his gold toof,
He cabbage patched his way back onto the roof
He jumped in his hooptie wit' rims made of chrome,
To tap that big booty waitin' at home.
And all I heard as he cruised outta sight, was a loud and hearty.....
"WEEESST SIIIIDE!!!!!!!"
hybridsol
11-14-2002, 04:53 AM
ROTFLMAO! :D
kicker1_solo
11-14-2002, 05:01 AM
lol
Kicker style? :confused: Kicker isn't a thug :D
Kicker style? :confused: Kicker isn't a thug :D
taranaki
11-14-2002, 05:13 AM
Bah humbug:flipa:
I'll stick something in my sig so that Idon't have to say it a million times,but christmas stinks.;)
I'll stick something in my sig so that Idon't have to say it a million times,but christmas stinks.;)
AEstud
11-14-2002, 09:47 AM
pretty good...pretty good
S Brake
11-14-2002, 02:57 PM
Snowie has teh pumas
speediva
11-14-2002, 06:48 PM
I bet Santa has sex in the Champagne room. :eek: :rolleyes:
Jonno
11-15-2002, 02:54 AM
Thats christmas....MY STYLE :smoker2: :smoka: :bandit:
:finger:
:finger:
Jimster
11-15-2002, 05:52 AM
Thats Christmas South Auckland style:rolleyes: :D
primera man
11-16-2002, 05:04 AM
Originally posted by Jimmy_11_cars
Thats Christmas South Auckland style:rolleyes: :D
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Thats Christmas South Auckland style:rolleyes: :D
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taranaki
11-16-2002, 05:07 AM
Originally posted by primera man
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Don't laugh,it's Highbury style too!!:eek:
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Don't laugh,it's Highbury style too!!:eek:
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tazdev
11-16-2002, 10:51 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
Don't laugh,it's Highbury style too!!:eek:
:flipa:
that is soo harsh Mr T.
BUT TRUE:eek:
Don't laugh,it's Highbury style too!!:eek:
:flipa:
that is soo harsh Mr T.
BUT TRUE:eek:
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