No Christmas this year

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed. He cussed
out the elves and threw down his list. Miserable little brats, ungrateful
little jerks. I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
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I've busted my ass for damn near a year. Instead of "Thanks Santa" -
what do I hear? The old lady bitches 'cause I work late at night... The elves
want more money - The reindeer all fight.
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Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids. Donner is pregnant and
Vixen has AIDS. And just when I thought that things would get better, Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
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They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny. Who the hell ever
sent Santa Claus any money? And the kids these days - they all are the
pits. They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.
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I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds, Assembling
dolls...Their arms, legs and heads, I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them... They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
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Flying through the air...dodging the trees, Falling down chimneys and
skinning my knees. I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
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There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason... I found
me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!

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NO CHRISTMAS:( :( :(

Originally posted by tazdev
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NO CHRISTMAS:( :( :(

No christmas!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: No Saturdays spent jammed into malls with carols blaring in every shop!:jump: :jump: :jump:No fat paedophiles charging $10 a time to listen to my kids whine about wanting all the expensive stuff!:jump: :jump: :jump:No arguments about whether divorced ma-in-law or pa-in -law is coming for lunch!:jump: :jump: :jump:No friggin' kids screeching on the doorstep and expecting to be paid!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more ghastly radio ads for ghastly office functions at ghastly smorgasbord slopshacks!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more pretending that Ireally like the idea of getting a roof-painting roller from my wife!:jump: :jump: :jump:No more pathetic stories of idiots who left their houses improperly secured and surprise,surprise some spoilsport stole all the presents!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more sanctimonious twerps smugly asserting that 'Jesus is the reason for the season':jump: :jump: :jump:No yelling at the kids for a solid month that'if they don't behave there will be no christmas:jump: :jump: :jump:no damn stinking chunk of lumber in the lounge dropping needles into the carpet for weeks on end :jump: :jump: :jump:

GO ON YOU FAT BASTARD!!!!!.
I DARE YOU TO DO IT!
PULL THE DAMN TRIGGER!

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Ah yes. Mr. T has some issues with this festive time of year.


I like Christmas. Steaks on the grill. Hockey on the rink. Beer on ice. What more can a guy ask for? :) :D

Originally posted by taranaki


No christmas!:jump: :jump: :jump: :jump: No Saturdays spent jammed into malls with carols blaring in every shop!:jump: :jump: :jump:No fat paedophiles charging $10 a time to listen to my kids whine about wanting all the expensive stuff!:jump: :jump: :jump:No arguments about whether divorced ma-in-law or pa-in -law is coming for lunch!:jump: :jump: :jump:No friggin' kids screeching on the doorstep and expecting to be paid!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more ghastly radio ads for ghastly office functions at ghastly smorgasbord slopshacks!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more pretending that Ireally like the idea of getting a roof-painting roller from my wife!:jump: :jump: :jump:No more pathetic stories of idiots who left their houses improperly secured and surprise,surprise some spoilsport stole all the presents!:jump: :jump: :jump:no more sanctimonious twerps smugly asserting that 'Jesus is the reason for the season':jump: :jump: :jump:No yelling at the kids for a solid month that'if they don't behave there will be no christmas:jump: :jump: :jump:no damn stinking chunk of lumber in the lounge dropping needles into the carpet for weeks on end :jump: :jump: :jump:



You know more and more i suspect Taranaki of being santa clause.I mean who would have more issues than him with Christmas when he has to work the hardest.

I don't like Christmas. In fact, if it weren't for the days from work/school that I get off I wouldn't like any holiday. :o I can't stand decorating for these things, and taking everything down is even more of a nightmare. Everyone knows that nothing goes back where it came from...

I'm all for the fat old man to quit for a few years. It'll save me a few bucks :eek:

I'm not a big fan of christmas either. Too much pressure to "outdo" whatever you did the year before, or get "better" presents for people, or whatever, too much pressure to spend all my money, too much fucking stress. I don't care anymore, capitalism has completely ruined my Christmas spirit. I just want to relax and enjoy myself.