why tis cool to be a man!
ragt20
11-13-2002, 04:39 PM
am sure have seen some posted on here but not all of these....I'm sure Mr T will confirm either way :lol2:
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can be president.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too
icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - £5000; suit rental - £100.
People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, he or she can still be our
friend.
Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
We almost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Movies don't have to have plots - just guns, boobs and great legs.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.
Our last name stays put.
The garage is all ours.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
We can be president.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell us the truth.
The world is our urinal.
We never have to drive to another gas station because this ones just too
icky.
Same work, more pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - £5000; suit rental - £100.
People never stare at our chest when we are talking to them.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle my feet.
One mood, ALL the damn time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.
We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
We can open all our own jars.
We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forgets to invite us to something, he or she can still be our
friend.
Our underwear is £8.95 for a three-pack.
Everything on our face stays its original color.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
We almost never have strap problems in public.
We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
We don't have to shave below our neck.
Our belly usually hides our big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
We can "do" our nails with a pocketknife.
We have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.
Movies don't have to have plots - just guns, boobs and great legs.
We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24, in 45
minutes.
Neutrino
11-13-2002, 05:39 PM
HEHE:D :p :bandit:
ci5ic
11-13-2002, 05:47 PM
originally posted by Ragt20
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Hehehe. I just recently had to teach my girlfriend a trick to remember left from right... she still has to think about that after 25 years. :rolleyes:
We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Hehehe. I just recently had to teach my girlfriend a trick to remember left from right... she still has to think about that after 25 years. :rolleyes:
kris
11-13-2002, 06:11 PM
Olllld ass repost. From AF's newbie days! :D
SilverLotus340R
11-13-2002, 06:20 PM
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
AMEN! my old girlfriend went on a 2 night trip to a retreat with some friends...2 days....6 suitcases...
Movies don't have to have plots - just guns, boobs and great legs. u forgot cars :D
AMEN! my old girlfriend went on a 2 night trip to a retreat with some friends...2 days....6 suitcases...
Movies don't have to have plots - just guns, boobs and great legs. u forgot cars :D
boingo82
11-13-2002, 06:26 PM
You can write your name in the snow.
Shorter lines in the restroom.
90% of all movie nudity is female.
Old friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight
Screw up the laundry once, never allowed to do it again
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go
You never get a stupid Love Quiz in Maxim
You're treated like royalty when you're sick
Sex means never worrying about your reputation
Scratching your ass is just fine
If you're 34 and single nobody notices
Beer is a food group
You can be president
Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out'
A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex.
Falling asleep right after sex
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
Middle aged, big gut? No problem, it's expected.
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me
Hotwax never comes near your pubic area
Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment
With 400 million sperms per shot you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory
People never complain about men drivers
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers
Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you
Someday you'll be a dirty old man, and you're looking forward to it.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*** it!"
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them
Shorter lines in the restroom.
90% of all movie nudity is female.
Old friends don't give a crap if you've lost or gained weight
Screw up the laundry once, never allowed to do it again
Your ass is never a factor in a job interview
You don't have to lug a bag of useful stuff around everywhere you go
You never get a stupid Love Quiz in Maxim
You're treated like royalty when you're sick
Sex means never worrying about your reputation
Scratching your ass is just fine
If you're 34 and single nobody notices
Beer is a food group
You can be president
Going to the gym to look at the aerobic girls is called 'working out'
A 'mood swing' is a place, with a swing, where you get sex.
Falling asleep right after sex
Nobody stops telling a dirty joke when you walk into the room
Middle aged, big gut? No problem, it's expected.
You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without thinking: He must be mad at me
Hotwax never comes near your pubic area
Your virginity is never 'taken' away. You'd gladly give it to anyone that asks.
You can sit with your knees apart no matter what you are wearing
You dont have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment
With 400 million sperms per shot you could double the earth's population in 15 tries, at least in theory
People never complain about men drivers
Bachelor parties whomp ass over bridal showers
Breast augmentation on your wife is a gift to both of you
Someday you'll be a dirty old man, and you're looking forward to it.
You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "F*** it!"
If something mechanical didn't work, you can bash it with a hammer and throw it across the room
Not liking a person does not eliminate having great sex with them
YogsVR4
11-13-2002, 07:09 PM
We know stuff about tanks.
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kicker1_solo
11-13-2002, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by boingo82
90% of all movie nudity is female.
Err....for some reason there's lots of guys' butts. :bloated:
But when a titanic like scene comes on. :p :D
90% of all movie nudity is female.
Err....for some reason there's lots of guys' butts. :bloated:
But when a titanic like scene comes on. :p :D
ci5ic
11-13-2002, 09:26 PM
Originally posted by kicker1_solo
Err....for some reason there's lots of guys' butts. :bloated:
I don't even want to know what kind of movies you've been watching... :finger:
Err....for some reason there's lots of guys' butts. :bloated:
I don't even want to know what kind of movies you've been watching... :finger:
S Brake
11-13-2002, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by ragt20
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.All hail the Mullet!
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.All hail the Mullet!
primera man
11-14-2002, 01:10 AM
Rags...i think your walking a tight rope here brother !!
tazdev
11-14-2002, 02:34 AM
all class:D
kicker1_solo
11-14-2002, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by ci5ic
I don't even want to know what kind of movies you've been watching... :finger: think adam sandler movies :D
I don't even want to know what kind of movies you've been watching... :finger: think adam sandler movies :D
I-Tech
11-14-2002, 10:59 AM
You can f|_|ck all the girls you want without being easy or a ho - instead you are a stud
women spend thousands of dollars on clothes - we spend them on machines..
not many female postwhores on the forums...
women spend thousands of dollars on clothes - we spend them on machines..
not many female postwhores on the forums...
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