what the hell is that guy doing in the stall beside me???????
hybridsol
11-09-2002, 12:03 PM
Things the Guy in the Next Stall is Doing
1. Plotting ways to steal your toilet paper.
2. Trying to figure out how to use the tape recorder before
you finish.
3. Sighing with contentment.
4. Finishing his daily BM diary.
5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.
6. Playing find the key, and wondering why he put it up there
in the first place.
7. Lying in wait.
8. Testing the water.
9. Pretending he's a rabbit.
10. Plotting the end of the world, one ply at a time.
11. Wondering what ever happened to Baby Jane.
12. Cursing the maker of Grape Nuts.
13. Writing "T+A=Love", and thinking he's very clever.
14. Looking for his pants.
15. Humming like there is no tomorrow.
16. You don't really want to know.
17. Reliving his own Golden Girls fantasy again and again.
18. Speaking in tongues.
19. Sleeping soundly.
20. Just getting warmed up.
21. Laughing just a little too loud.
22. making sweet love to his poo
23. Taking things one step at a time.
24. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's more fun than what
you're doing.
1. Plotting ways to steal your toilet paper.
2. Trying to figure out how to use the tape recorder before
you finish.
3. Sighing with contentment.
4. Finishing his daily BM diary.
5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.
6. Playing find the key, and wondering why he put it up there
in the first place.
7. Lying in wait.
8. Testing the water.
9. Pretending he's a rabbit.
10. Plotting the end of the world, one ply at a time.
11. Wondering what ever happened to Baby Jane.
12. Cursing the maker of Grape Nuts.
13. Writing "T+A=Love", and thinking he's very clever.
14. Looking for his pants.
15. Humming like there is no tomorrow.
16. You don't really want to know.
17. Reliving his own Golden Girls fantasy again and again.
18. Speaking in tongues.
19. Sleeping soundly.
20. Just getting warmed up.
21. Laughing just a little too loud.
22. making sweet love to his poo
23. Taking things one step at a time.
24. Whatever it is, I'm pretty sure it's more fun than what
you're doing.
Heep
11-09-2002, 12:29 PM
Originally posted by hybridsol
5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
5. Trying to find the tile that gets him into the secret back room.
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
hybridsol
11-09-2002, 12:31 PM
Originally posted by Heep
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
me too......its gotta be there.....:D
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
me too......its gotta be there.....:D
YogsVR4
11-09-2002, 04:19 PM
:huh:
kicker1_solo
11-09-2002, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by YogsVR4
:huh: indeed :huh:
:huh: indeed :huh:
Amish_kid
11-09-2002, 04:52 PM
yeah well i found the tile :finger:
Shawna03
11-10-2002, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by kicker1_solo
indeed :huh:
thats what im screamin
indeed :huh:
thats what im screamin
taranaki
11-10-2002, 12:54 PM
There are so many crack-heads,perverts and weirdos hanging around public toilets thesedays ,that when somebody goes in for just a plain,honest good old-fashioned dump,it's like a breath of fresh air.............
:finger:
:finger:
speediva
11-10-2002, 05:31 PM
*gag* Dayum!!! I feel ill just thinking about what you guys are doing in the restroom!!!! :bloated:
Heep
11-10-2002, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
*gag* Dayum!!! I feel ill just thinking about what you guys are doing in the restroom!!!! :bloated:
What women *supposedly* do in restrooms is even grosser :apuke:
Worst we do is let a big fart go!
*gag* Dayum!!! I feel ill just thinking about what you guys are doing in the restroom!!!! :bloated:
What women *supposedly* do in restrooms is even grosser :apuke:
Worst we do is let a big fart go!
hybridsol
11-10-2002, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by taranaki
There are so many crack-heads,perverts and weirdos hanging around public toilets thesedays ,that when somebody goes in for just a plain,honest good old-fashioned dump,it's like a breath of fresh air.............
:finger:
yea this guy was like whistling and humming and grunting and smacking the stall, I got scared..... I refuse to use public toilets anyway I'm to much of a clean freak. It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......
There are so many crack-heads,perverts and weirdos hanging around public toilets thesedays ,that when somebody goes in for just a plain,honest good old-fashioned dump,it's like a breath of fresh air.............
:finger:
yea this guy was like whistling and humming and grunting and smacking the stall, I got scared..... I refuse to use public toilets anyway I'm to much of a clean freak. It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......
hybridsol
11-10-2002, 10:05 PM
Originally posted by Amish_kid
yeah well i found the tile :finger:
no way........ was it the blue one?
yeah well i found the tile :finger:
no way........ was it the blue one?
Heep
11-10-2002, 10:06 PM
Originally posted by hybridsol
It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......
Haha, same
It takes me an hour just to get the toilet paper around the rim neatly......
Haha, same
higgimonster
11-12-2002, 08:42 PM
I never drop a deuce in a publice bathroom. My favorite place is at work. That way everyone i don't like has to suffer those friday moring noxious beer-shits.:finger: :devil:
Amish_kid
11-12-2002, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by hybridsol
no way........ was it the blue one?
no the white one
i just never gave up until there was no tiles left on the floor it was like the 3rd last one too what a piss off
no way........ was it the blue one?
no the white one
i just never gave up until there was no tiles left on the floor it was like the 3rd last one too what a piss off
boingo82
11-12-2002, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by Heep
What women *supposedly* do in restrooms is even grosser :apuke:
Worst we do is let a big fart go!
:confused: I guess I haven't heard this one.
We just go to the bathroom. :confused:
What women *supposedly* do in restrooms is even grosser :apuke:
Worst we do is let a big fart go!
:confused: I guess I haven't heard this one.
We just go to the bathroom. :confused:
hybridsol
11-13-2002, 02:09 AM
Originally posted by Amish_kid
no the white one
i just never gave up until there was no tiles left on the floor it was like the 3rd last one too what a piss off
......it was a floor tile........damn:eek: never thought of that.....
no the white one
i just never gave up until there was no tiles left on the floor it was like the 3rd last one too what a piss off
......it was a floor tile........damn:eek: never thought of that.....
Jimster
11-15-2002, 05:40 AM
Originally posted by Heep
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
Now y'see heep, thats why I wanted you to go to see the special doctor :finger: :finger: :finger:
LOL! :hehehe::hehehe: That's what I'm always doing... :D
Now y'see heep, thats why I wanted you to go to see the special doctor :finger: :finger: :finger:
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