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Whats in a Name???


primera man
11-07-2002, 05:24 AM
Cant rember if this has been done before or not.

So here's me.....
Warren - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.


- So what does your name say about you????

Adrian - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him
within a week.
Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat.
Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule.
Andy - boring and has a small pecker.
Andrew - gay and still has a small pecker.
Antonio - has a great body and beautiful skin, and chicken brain.
Anthony - very sweet, adores girls and knows how to treat them,
massive member, also a weapon on the dance floor.
Arnold - prefers golf to sex and war to peace.
Arthur - hung like a slave and celibate.
Barry - lights fires, pinches girls bottoms and is well hung.
Ben - funny and can be real difficult to beat at games. Bob -
quiet and unpopular, eats with his hands.
Brad - thinks everyone likes him...but they don't.
Brandon - good looking but uses girls.
Brendon - small pecker, loves receiving anal sex
Brenton - quiet and sweet, gets beaten up all the time.
Brett - world wide slut and really insensitive, women love him.
Brian - Top bloke with big johnson, caring romantic and
sensitive,weapon on the dance floor, emotional baggage, looking
for the perfect lady in his life.
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell.
Bronsen - annoying and never grows up - has a stupid name.
Bruce - stinks bad and thinks everyone else's name is also Bruce.
Bryce - usually short and very horny, watches cartoons.
Calvin - immature in a naive way, drives a Gemini.
Carl - thinks he's funny...he's not, falls asleep during sex.
Carson - fun to be around and really sensitive.
Chad - cute, sensitive and very studly - only found in American
movies,no real person has that name.
Charles - can't trust him, eyes too close together.
Chris - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah
he's just real close.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').
Clark - hilarious and always in trouble, problem with 'jailbait'.
Clinton - cute, funny, chicks dig him, well hung but very caring.
Colin/Cole - full of himself and thinks with his dick. Con - lies
to women and blows up public buildings.
Cory/Corey - funny but ugly,ends up running fashion magazines.
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does.
Cyril - well, Cyril.
Damon - total loser in a sweaty sort of way.
Dane - weird but can hold together a conversation with a mermaid.
Daniel/Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to
narcotics.
Darren - charming , but sleeps with men.
Daryl/Darrel - smells bad, has no real mates
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.
Dave - loves women but tends to fail miserabley, loves his sleep,
and can often be found snoozing on the dance floor, prone to a
bout of impotence.
Dean - nice, funny, and fun to be around.
Dennis - either very nice to girls or gay.
Derek - has a great sense of humour, and blow-up doll collection.
Dominic - hilarious and will do anything to please.
Don - dickhead.
Doug - has a greasy face, drinking problem and farts.
Drew - bad-arse losers who never shuts up.
Dylan - horny bastard, who can't sing.
Dwayne - cool guy to be around if you can handle his name.
Edward/Eddie - wants too many chicks he'll never get cos he's an
arsehole.
Emrys - Load mouth gobby Shitte.
Elliott - Full of himself
Eric - shy.
Erik - funny and treats girls how he wants to be treated. Evan - a
little slow but sweet, sexy, and model mental patient.
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy.
Gareth - sweet but dresses too good to be straight.
Gary - drug addict but willing to share.
Gavin - likes bondage, S&M with other men.
Geoff - HORNY! but so sweet and you can talk to him about
anything.
George - barman who drinks more than he serves.
Glen - the sweetest guy - really down to earth.
Graeme - very hard to understand, likes group sex.
Graham - will screw anything
Grant - tries hard.
Greg - really sweet and feels sorry for himself.
Harry - Covers his back
Harvey - cute, but addicted to sex and/or drugs.
Hathem - smooth, but very manipulative, not to be trusted around
young girls.
Haydn - loser
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography doesn't
everybody!.
Ian - really popular but knows all the girls want him..yeh
right!!!
Jake - shy and sweet but a slut when drunk.
Jamie - Scum of the Earth.
James - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.
Jarrod - loves the female race, smooth character, and prone to
stray on occasions. What he lacks in size he makes up for in
stamina.
Jason - Sweet boy, likes the mirror.
Jay - very sweet when you get to know him well.
Jeff - really ugly.
Jerome - gay, but very unhappy.
Jeremy - loud and thinks that he's all that he says he is.
Jesse - unpopular and needs to move on.
Jack - stupid but hot. Always alright.
Jim - built like a horse.
Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
Joel - arse.
John. - has huge penis and women are in awe of his
love making ability.

Jonathon - think he's good - he's shit.
Jordan - sexy but weird in bed.
Jose - hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites.
Josh - full of himself, fun.
Junior - hotty and totally good at football.
Justin - aggravating but lovable, insecure but successful.
Kain - the sexiest guy alive but very stuck up.
Kevin - Always attracts really fit girlfriends also has a large
penis,really nice to women-i.e. jock.
Keith - good person to talk to when you have a problem - his is
worse.
Kenneth - very, very...anything you want him to be.
Kieran - total namby pamby.
Kim - very understanding and caring, feels lost in Korea.
Kurt - can kick anyone's arse. (yeah right!)
Ky - see Kain.
Kyle - hornball who eats too many cornchips.
Larry - cute but wannabe player with big arse.
Laurey - short and funny looking.
Lee - girl dressed up as a boy, total arse bandit.
Lewis - lonely, sad git, bit of a tosser.
Lyndon - can always be found in bed or in the pub.
Liam - loud mouthed arsehole, normally found in rock bands and
pubs.
Lorenzo - fine and dresses in stolen gold.
Lucas - fat loser that dates other men.
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly!
Malcolm - tall man who tends to lose his trousers.
Marc - Fantasises about pretty lights, doesn't drink, doesn't
smoke-Tries to tell everyone.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
mouthy bastard though.
Matt - crap in bed likes sweets and is full of shit.
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl,
which is totally sweet.
Mick - always drunk, tendency for drug abuse.
Mitchell - the ugliest dog and he don't get any.
Mohammed - Small Penis
Nathan - stupid as hell, and tends to make others feel dumb.
Nick - HORNY! but really nice - can't get past the missionary
position though.
Neil - needs written procedure to get out of bed.
Oliver - can't see his feet balls are too big
Oscar - loser, a good name for a dog.
Owen - cute gay guy who is immature, and sings Welsh songs.
Patrick - drunk, drunk, drunk.
Paul - cool, calm and handsome, a quality only found in gays.
Peter - stupid idiot who wishes he were cool.
Phillip - cutie but very shy, makes women feel like virgins.
Reagen - ..strange.
Rhys - great lover but had his mind stolen by aliens a long, long
time ago.
Richard - likes men but is in denial.
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates.
Rikki - see above.
Rob - constantly watches porn.
Rodney - Born party animal, blondes think he's good looking, but
won't talk to him, great in bed.
Roy - total loser and computer genius.
Rudi - Thought to be gay by his lack of tuning on the night scene
Rupert - arrogant twat who is crap in bed but thinks he is a stud.
Russell - likes to play in the leaves which makes him an arsehole.
Ryan - short but sexy body and even sexier mind.
Sam - wannabe sex machine.
Scott - popular and funny when looked at side-on.
Sean - has serious disabilities.
Seth - thinks everybody wants to shag him - he's a virgin.
Shane - so sweet to other people but is a traitor.
Shannon - the most determined and persevering sweetie in the
world.
Shaun - bit of a hard bastard, thinks women love him.
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks
bollocks.
Steve/Steven/Stephen - has no friends or life - tends to kill small animals

Stuart - droll guy with great arse and suicidal tendencies but
Great in bed.
Tim - hot but a bit strange, can never tell where he is but Great
in bed.
Toby - best blow ever.
Tom - cool but can be arrogant.
Tony - hot, sweet, and totally fun to be around.
Travis - fat and horny with the best XXX collection to be found.
Trevor - cool, homosexual guy. Troy - cute and popular.
Taylor - gay.
Warren - sweet and funny but sometimes untrustworthy.
Wesley - great guy and easy to tolerate.
Will - wishes he were popular.
Zach - sweet and polite and adorable.
Zahid - devious and sly. Not to be trusted.

AND HERE ARE THE LADIES:

Ada - Blue haired, smells of wee.
Aileen - laughs like a demented dog. likes tic tacs
Alison - Bra and pants are the same garment, looks better with the
light off.
Alexandra - I.Q. tends to be smaller than bra size. Probably a
good shag though.
Amy - Devious, Likes being on top, never stays the night - Not to
be trusted.
Andrea - Small breasts, drinks pints.
Angela - Vain, Hair style more important than oxygen. Usually
found hanging around toilets.
Annabelle - Virgin.
Annette - She's BIG.
Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive.
Barbara - Shags like a rabbit, not fussy about appearance.
Belinda - Pleasing on the eye, usually has a couple of good
points.
Beryl - Repressed alcoholic
Beverley - Trapped in an eighties timewarp.
Bianca - Ginger.
Bridgette - Eats pizzas all day, smokes cigars.
Britney - Falsely improved, no use to society.
Camilla - replaces the word 'yes' with 'ya'.
Carla - She wears the pants.
Caroline - Quiet type.
Cassidy - Attracted to the older man, can have lesbian tendancies.
Catherine - Looks like the back of a bus, doesn't swallow.
Claire - Usually neurotic, gives good head, can have lesbian
tendencies.
Celine - Emits hideous noises, waste of DNA.
Charlotte - Enjoys tea and cake, farts the national anthem.
Chelsea - Sweet, likes short men.
Cheryl - Can fit hand in mouth, eats glass.
Christine - Likes men in uniform, never warm.
Daisy - Virgin.
Danni/Danielle - Should make nice threesome with sibling.
Davina - drug induced mental damage, should shave her neck.
Dawn - Gets up early, smells of chips.
Deborah/Debbie - Bites the pillow, uses both hands.
Denise - Sits on cats eyes, wears too much make up.
Diane - Enjoys company of animals. Deep as a puddle. Adds nothing
to society.
Donna - 70's throw back, likes cabbage.
Doris - Purple haired, stinks of wee.
Elaine - Rides side saddle, drinks meths.
Elizabeth/Liz - Born to rock, hates chickens.
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.
Emma - Gullible and easily swayed by a good looker! Gives
fantastic blow-jobs (apparently!)
Estelle - Likes wombles, eats grass.
Esther - Plump with sagging breasts, normally heavily tattooed.
Faith - Legs met at knees, can't shag standing up.
Faye - Wears wellies, can't swim.
Felicity - She'll stab you with her nipples, plays darts.
Fiona - Female mud wrestler, gives head.
Francine - French.
Gabrielle - French too.
Gail - Farts a lot, drinks Guinness.
Gayleen - Big tall woman who talks shite all day.
Gaynor - Lesbian.
Geraldine - Too posh for her own good, likes flying.
Gillian - Dyes her hair green, likes clubbing.
Gina - Eternal mother, eats nappies.
Glenda - Eats children, hates smoking.
Georgina - Wants to be a man.
Gwyneth - Blubs a lot, wees in the bath.
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs.
Heather - Shags like a freight train, a screamer.
Helen - Hangs around with the wrong crowd, Kinky in bed, loves
porn.
Heidi - The hills are alive with the sound of music, likes
gherkins.
Hilary - Frigid.
Holly - Prickly to the touch, seasonal shagmeister.
Imogen - Drinks tequila from the bottle, wets the bed.
Ingrid - Right wing Nazi tendencies, never smiles.
Isabelle - necessary on a bicycle?
Jackie/Jacqueline - Does anal, wears too much eye make-up.
Janet - Massive over bite, no neck.
Jane - Babe, I'd drink her bath water.
Jasmin - Smells of sewers, eats the heads off rats.
Jemma - Heroin addict, sold her child.
Jennifer - Huge breasts, goes off like a rocket.
Jessica - Virgin, always will be.
Joanne - Moans in her sleep, can't cook, moans when she wakes up -
I wouldn't!
Jordan - Ha ha ha ha ha - nuff said.
Judy - Huge tits, married to an arse.
Justine- Massive tits, likes hanging around men's toilets.
Julia - Jabba the Hutt's sister, constantly pregnant.
Karen - Can strip wallpaper from 60 yards just with her voice.
Kate - see Catherine.
Kelly - smells of cheese, slobbers when kissing.
Kerry - Japanese Kelly
Kim/Kimberley - wants to be a bloke, drinks like a bloke, farts
like a bloke, wears a wig.
Kirsty - Eats live moles, can't dance.
Kylie - Can't sing but who cares
Kym - Illiterate parents - see Kim.
Lana - Hated by her parents, accidental pregnancy.
Lara - Action packed, never seen naked.
Laura - Likes Max power magazine, can't drive.
Lauren - Pert breasts, seldom ventures out at night.
Leah - Likes outdoor sex, wees standing up.
Lena - Eats food then throws up, rapidly shrinking.
Leslie - Teenage bride, can swallow oranges whole.
Linda - Likes bondage, hates men.
Lindsey - Likes doggy style, doesn't do housework.
Lisa - Bangs like a barn door.
Lorraine - Constantly whinges, will strip for a packet of jelly
babies
Louise/Louisa - Lovely mother, very generous.
Lucy - Strange dancer, wants to marry her dad.
Madeline - Drives like a bloke, likes tractors.
Maggie - Trainspotter, likes plaid.
Margaret - Whoaaaa!!!!, Boing Boing Boing.
Maria - Will take all your money and run, gets turned on by porn.
Marie - Life sapping dominatrix. Likes men to do DIY.
Marina - No get up and go, rusty underwear.
Marolyn - Eats like a horse, out stays her welcome.
Martina - Ugly lesbian.
Martine - Can't act, can't sing, nice tits.
Matilda - Likes dancing, mainly the waltz.
Mary - had a little lamb.
Meg - Cheesy smell, should be spelt with an S.
Melanie - Can hold 2 bar vacuum orally indefinitely.
Melissa - Eats dogs, been in prison 6 times for burglary.
Meryl - Dances like an ape, doesn't realise.
Michaela - Likes animals, should make a video with them.
Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.
Marsha - Big butt, small brain.
Monica - Doesn't swallow, should have.
Naomi - Wannabe diva, more of a diver.
Nancy - White hair, remembers tanners.
Natalie - Eats with her mouth open, farts the Nokia phone tune.
Natasha - Had seven kids before age 17, needs ironing.
Nell - Hasn't realised WWII has ended, lives in Kent.
Nicola - Slapper, alcoholic in denial.
Nicole - Whoa!!!!!!! Now she's classy!!!
Nina - Been single for years.
Olga - You can park a bike in her arse crack, excessive facial
hair.
Olive - Oily skin, oils up well.
Olivia - Neutron bomb.
Pamela - Gives amazing head, made of plastic.
Pat - Butt ugly lesbian.
Paula - Transvestite merchant banker for Basildon.
Penelope - Pitstop queen, likes men to be stiff.
Phillippa - Forest forager, likes wild boar.
Petra - Dead dog.
Priscilla - likes painting with oils, Duckhams mainly.
Rachel - Amazing gravity defying breasts, can grip a tenner in her
arse cheeks.
Rebecca - Hairy armpits, orgasms without contact.
Rhonda - Help me, help me.
Rosalind - Whahey, nuff said. Maybe 10 years ago.
Rose - Can be prickly, good head giver
Roslyn - Buzzard, unable to get a man, no friend girl.
Roseanne -ERRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Rula - She measures up well.
Sadie - Stand up if you're slim, please stand up.
Sally - Drives a Mustang, fights in pubs.
Samantha - Loves her brother, has 4 deformed children.
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged.
Sarah - Likes pressed flowers and body piercing.
Selina - Doesn't wear pants, heavy laundry bills.
Shania - What?
Sharon - Shags like a locomotive, yo-yo knickers.
Shirley - Can swallow a Curly Whirly whole, likes bananas.
Sian - Does mean sheep impression, hates mint sauce.
Simone - .Brothel madam, wears a wrinkly corset.
Sonitta - who?
Sonya/Sonja - Dirty lady of the night. Often referred to as a
"carrier"
Sophie - Used to be a shotputter from Cardiff
Stacey -Likes cut off jeans and arseless Speedo's.
Steffi - Closet lesbian, maintains heterosexual relationship for
effect.
Stephanie - Eats Muppets, wears Brogues.
Sue/Susanne - should shave more often, wears Denim aftershave.
Tanya- Hot minx, too short. Tammy/ie - Likes bright colors, a
great lay.
Tiffany - Likes to be on top, great for night time antics.
Tina - who?
Toni - Has an abstract attraction to mens knees.
Tori - Lives a hedge, can't water ski.
Tracy - Easily swayed by alcohol. Mostly seen without underwear.
Loves kittens.
Tracey - Upper class slapper, needs extra chemicals.
Ulrika - ka ka ka ka ka ka ka ka.
Ursula - Likes puppies, in curry.
Vicky- Likes Yoga. And Women.
Wendy - Possibly a man.
Zoe - Talentless rock chick. Prepared to use sex as a weapon.
Zandra - Strange appearance, eats guinea pigs dipped in chocolate.
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taranaki
11-07-2002, 05:29 AM
:D Gotta be happy with that:D

primera man
11-07-2002, 05:31 AM
Originally posted by taranaki
:D Gotta be happy with that:D
I'd be pretty happy too :D :D

DVSNCYNIKL
11-07-2002, 06:44 AM
hot boy with a love of hermaphrodites


:confused: :huh::huh:

speediva
11-07-2002, 08:21 AM
Name's not on there ;) :D

higgimonster
11-07-2002, 09:43 AM
ok, I am not gay and I DEFINETLY don't have a small pecker
btw, my name is Andrew


(I know I am going to regret this post :licker: )

YogsVR4
11-07-2002, 09:49 AM
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.


I'm ok with that - except that Florence part. Replace that with Shao-Shia and it'd be perfect :D













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Shawna03
11-07-2002, 10:38 AM
Mines not on there!!!!:( That blows..........:monkeypis

Rich
11-07-2002, 10:47 AM
Richard - likes men but is in denial

Hell no!! :bloated: :apuke:

S Brake
11-07-2002, 11:17 AM
David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.

Dave - loves women but tends to fail miserabley, loves his sleep,
and can often be found snoozing on the dance floor, prone to a
bout of impotence. pretty close on some accounts, the others...:bloated:

Civicgurl
11-07-2002, 11:52 AM
Annabelle - Virgin.


:spit: not the one I know, lol

Amish_kid
11-07-2002, 12:09 PM
Daniel/Dan - quiet but funny, but becomes easily addicted to
narcotics.
well i am quiet and funny
drugs arent a problem though:finger:

Dustin_S
11-07-2002, 02:50 PM
Dustin-...............



















..............*cricket chirp*

boingo82
11-07-2002, 03:19 PM
Emily - Wears odd socks, can have lesbian tendencies.


:eek: :eek: :eek:
They got the socks part right. I have 3 prs Batman socks, and rubber ducky socks, cloud socks, sparkly socks, bat socks, flower socks, etc.

Don't know about the other part. (Honestly I don't know.)

Ssom
11-07-2002, 03:29 PM
Jarrod - loves the female race, smooth character, and prone to
stray on occasions. What he lacks in size he makes up for in
stamina.


Well that the closest I get to my name.........




Of course the size part is so true- my Nose is rather stubby :finger:

ci5ic
11-07-2002, 05:52 PM
Michael - very good looking but he'll do anything for a girl,
which is totally sweet.

:D

The girl part is totally true, not so sure about how "good looking" I am, although, I did get an 82% on HotOrNot.com... hehehe

boingo82
11-07-2002, 06:05 PM
Looked up my middle name:

Anne - Looks like a horse, can't drive. :(

whttrshpunk
11-07-2002, 06:20 PM
Brandon - good looking but uses girls

It could've been worse I guess. But I don't use people, I'm a nice guy dangit! NICE I TELL YOU! SWEET AND CARING!!!! (I was just arguing about this with someone at work, they think I'm a "player" or whatever, and I told them how stupid they were) :)

Heep
11-07-2002, 07:35 PM
Originally posted by primera man
Adrian - fun to be with and will make you laugh, you'll kill him
within a week. - Yep :)
Alex - cute and short but a liar and a cheat. - Again, true of the one I know :D
Amir - Dirty, Smelly, Pecker is minuscule. - Don't know any, but it's so true it makes me laugh :hehehe:
Brendon - small pecker, loves receiving anal sex - Lol, I know a gay Brendon...:D
Bryan - sexy, but stupid - can't spell. - LOL!!! The Bryan I know can't spell for crap! lol!
Craig - tries to fit in - he never does. - Haha, right again...
Dave - loves women but tends to fail miserabley, loves his sleep,
and can often be found snoozing on the dance floor, prone to a
bout of impotence. - 100% true of Snowie :lol2: j/k
Frank - "different" - missing DNA - favours girls named Lucy. - True again...
Joel - arse. - Lol!! True...
Luke - seems to be sweet - Luke Solomons exactly! - Lol.
Mark - wished girls liked him for who he is not his great looks,
mouthy bastard though. - (My name's Mark...)um...I'm not very mouthy, but the girls can't get enough of my looks ;) j/k
Ricky - ugly shithead who everybody hates. - ROFL!!!!! lol! That's soo true...
Scott - popular and funny when looked at side-on. - Lol! True again...
Sean - has serious disabilities. - Haha, I know a handicapped Sean...
Hannah - Needs to be naked at all times, eats kebabs. - I WISH! :eek:
Mary - had a little lamb. - Lol! Didn't expect that, made me laugh
Sandra - Shags donkeys for fun, bow legged. - Wouldn't surprise me :rolleyes:


Those were good Pman! :D

kris
11-07-2002, 09:29 PM
Originally posted by primera man
Chris - mean and only thinks of himself, no he's not the Messiah
he's just real close.
Christian - very sexy and seductive (think 'Legends of the Fall').


http://www.illusiverides.com/forum/html/emoticons/werd.gif

tazdev
11-08-2002, 03:07 AM
First name = Simon
middle name = John

Originally posted by primera man
Simon - likes a night out with the lads and curries. Talks
bollocks.
John. - has huge penis and women are in awe of his
love making ability.
:D :D

speediva
11-08-2002, 09:22 AM
My middle name:

Michelle - Wears white stilettos, dances round her handbag.

Um... I like sandals... casual, comfy, lazy sandals. But then again, besides the spelling of my first name, I never really lived up to my name.

Misundaztood
01-24-2003, 01:30 PM
Originally posted by primera man

Alan - shy but sensitive, gets screwed over by women.
Soo true...:( :cry:

Deakins
01-24-2003, 01:49 PM
Originally posted by primera man
Howard - likes small-breasted women and pornography, doesn't
everybody!.


Can't argue this.

Heep
01-24-2003, 02:06 PM
Originally posted by Deakins


Can't argue this.

You and me bro :D :ylsuper

Suislide
01-24-2003, 02:10 PM
"Brian - Top bloke with big johnson, caring romantic and
sensitive,weapon on the dance floor, emotional baggage, looking
for the perfect lady in his life."

i think i win this round, gents! :D :D

Silver82x
01-24-2003, 02:42 PM
I'm happy with mine.....John. - has huge penis and women are in awe of his :ylsuper :ylsuper

tazdev
01-24-2003, 08:02 PM
finally a semi decent thread gets brought back to life:D

darkness
01-24-2003, 08:15 PM
James - sweet, has fantasies of love and affection.

hmmmmm..... not sure wether I like that anymore.

thats why I prefer Darkness.

Shortbus
01-24-2003, 08:20 PM
John. - has huge penis and women are in awe of his
love making ability.

Yeah I hear it all the time:o

tazdev
01-24-2003, 08:25 PM
Originally posted by jgillham
Yeah I hear it all the time:o


Yeah then you wake up :frog:










jokes man don't kill me:smoka: :twoguns:

Damien
01-24-2003, 08:26 PM
I am not dumb! But I do make others feel lke they are! :D :devil:

I'm with darkness, nicknames are better.

Shortbus
01-24-2003, 08:38 PM
Originally posted by tazdev


Yeah then you wake up :frog:

jokes man don't kill me:smoka: :twoguns:

lol :finger:

Polygon
01-25-2003, 11:03 AM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Name's not on there ;) :D

Mine isn't either. Closest was Clinton, while I like the description, and it kinda' matches. I voed to never go by Clinton.

Heep
01-25-2003, 12:21 PM
Originally posted by Polygon


Mine isn't either. Closest was Clinton, while I like the description, and it kinda' matches. I voed to never go by Clinton.

OK Clinton.



:D

Toksin
01-25-2003, 05:42 PM
John. - has huge penis and women are in awe of his
love making ability.

David - hotty and works out a lot, loves girls named Florence.


heh, they don't have Ross (I have 3 first names :p)...

Florence?!?!?!?!?! :confused:

Polygon
01-25-2003, 06:32 PM
Originally posted by Heep


OK Clinton.



:D

Bastard!! :finger:

hybridsol
01-25-2003, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by Polygon


Mine isn't either. Closest was Clinton, while I like the description, and it kinda' matches. I voed to never go by Clinton.

Clinton - married but still has sex with intern's

mine's not on there either.

Clifford - big red dog.:D

middle name- Joe - built like a bear, sexy but tends to lose his head.
I can live with that.

Jimster
01-26-2003, 03:20 AM
I don't have fantasies of sweet love an affection :confused: I have fantasies of pr0n and affection ;)

Heep
01-26-2003, 02:39 PM
Originally posted by hybridsol
Clifford - big red dog.:D


:lol2:

Cbass
01-26-2003, 02:59 PM
Richard - Really nice guy, a little shy at first, bonkers once he knows you, ubelievably sexy, and even more evil. :D

Clint is a pretty cool name.... unless you're in junior high school, and then I can see some nasty nicks emerging from that. Clint Eastwood, arguably Hollywoods most prominent/enduring badass! You can mention the Duke here, but his real name was Marion, and he was a draft dodging pussy, the whole time he was doing movies about being a fearless GI :rolleyes:

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