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primera man
11-06-2002, 03:56 PM
Two men waiting at the pearly gates strike up a conversation. "How'd you die?" the first man asks the second. "I froze to death," says the second. "That's awful, how does it feel to freeze to death?" says the first. "It's very uncomfortable at first, you get the shakes, and you get pains in all your fingers and toes. But eventually, it's a very calm way to go. You get numb and you kind of drift off, as if you're sleeping.
How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and as soon as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
How did you die?" says the second. "I had a heart attack", says the first guy. "You see, I knew my wife was cheating on me, so one day I showed up at home unexpectedly. I ran up to the bedroom, and found her alone, knitting. I ran down to the basement, but no one was hiding there. I ran up to the second floor, but no one was hiding there either. I ran as fast as I could to the attic, and as soon as I got there, I had a massive heart attack and died."
The second man shakes his head. "That's so ironic" he says. "What do you mean?" asks the first man "If you had only stopped to look in the freezer, we'd both still be alive."
speediva
11-06-2002, 04:51 PM
I remember that!!! What an awful joke!!! :D
YogsVR4
11-06-2002, 05:25 PM
:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :silly:
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ragt20
11-06-2002, 05:35 PM
:lol2: ye olde classic one
Ssom
11-07-2002, 12:05 AM
That was funny:)
DVSNCYNIKL
11-07-2002, 07:00 AM
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