What we eat
primera man
11-06-2002, 03:49 PM
A dietitian was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. "The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here,years ago.
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have,or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
Red meat is awful. Soft drinks erode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water."
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and we all have,or will, eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the
most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
A 75-year-old man in the front row stood up and said, "Wedding cake."
Neutrino
11-06-2002, 04:11 PM
Wise Man!!!:p
ragt20
11-06-2002, 04:21 PM
rofl :lol2:
YogsVR4
11-06-2002, 09:20 PM
:D :D Now that is one I have to remember! :D
speediva
11-06-2002, 10:04 PM
hahahahaha
I like it!!! I guess my "Life's Plan" is just going to have to wait until I die. :p
I like it!!! I guess my "Life's Plan" is just going to have to wait until I die. :p
DVSNCYNIKL
11-07-2002, 07:03 AM
I take it Ms. PLady is no where around that you got time to put this one up.:D :D
primera man
11-07-2002, 03:27 PM
Originally posted by DVSNCYNIKL
I take it Ms. PLady is no where around that you got time to put this one up.:D :D
Me's saying nothing :p :p
I take it Ms. PLady is no where around that you got time to put this one up.:D :D
Me's saying nothing :p :p
taranaki
11-07-2002, 03:31 PM
It's also the most expensive food known to man.;)
Ssom
11-07-2002, 03:32 PM
:silly2:
DVSNCYNIKL
11-08-2002, 06:56 AM
Originally posted by primera man
Me's saying nothing :p :p
SHE CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT!!!!!:eek: :eek: :finger: :finger:
Me's saying nothing :p :p
SHE CUT YOUR TONGUE OUT!!!!!:eek: :eek: :finger: :finger:
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