Ears...
tonioseven
07-13-2007, 02:23 PM
A young man moved into a new apartment of his own and went to
the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that
she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and
Leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be Your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered ....
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."
:eek:
the lobby to put his name on his mailbox.
While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment
next to the mailboxes, wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation
with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that
she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to
maintain eye contact.
After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said,
"Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and
Leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely.
Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best
feature?"
Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be Your ears."
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these
breasts; they are full and 100% natural. I work out every day and my
butt is firm and solid. Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere.
How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered ....
"Outside, when you said you heard someone coming.... that was me."
:eek:
thecackster
07-13-2007, 05:52 PM
HAHAHAHAHA Good stuff, didn't see that one coming, :O
2.2 Straight six
07-13-2007, 06:02 PM
niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice..
00accord44
07-13-2007, 06:06 PM
quality
'97ventureowner
07-13-2007, 07:25 PM
:lol: Oh Yeah! :lol:
Andydg
07-14-2007, 08:44 AM
VERY good! :lol:
Damien
07-14-2007, 09:15 AM
How old is this thread!?
2.2 Straight six
07-14-2007, 09:55 AM
one day.
00accord44
07-14-2007, 10:12 AM
the post dates are on the top of each post...
tonioseven
07-14-2007, 10:54 PM
Damien probably can't believe I posted a joke here in COT :lol:
ec437
07-15-2007, 03:14 AM
hahahahahahahaha :D
Damien
07-15-2007, 06:24 AM
Damien probably can't believe I posted a joke here in COT :lol:
Yeah, people can't detect sarcasm anymore it seems. :grinyes:
Yeah, people can't detect sarcasm anymore it seems. :grinyes:
Raz_Kaz
07-15-2007, 11:28 PM
Jenga!!!!
imtheoneandonlyD
08-27-2007, 03:13 AM
lol, tonio your awesome
YogsVR4
08-29-2007, 04:52 PM
That was great! :lol:
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Zcaithaca
08-30-2007, 02:40 PM
meh, heard the same punchline on another joke
still funny though
still funny though
brady_381need72c10
08-30-2007, 05:47 PM
i swear i heard that one before here somewhere!
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