Posser chick gets owned.

So as some of you know I left the Pharmacy biz last year after they clossed my spot. I ended up getting hired by Party City as a A.M. which sucks but the pay is damn good. Anyway retail jobs have a way of messing you up. The hours are long and the customers are idiots.
Last Saturday Im in the front of the store, I got two cashiers working, two stock guys filling up balloon orders and myself and the other managers just shoting the breeze by the window when he says " check out that car bro."
I turn to look out the window and its a burgandy Dodge Magnum on huge chrome rims, pink HIDs (yes! pink) a giant billet grill alla Bentley. limo tints and blasting bass.
the car was driving around the lot slowly going up and down lanes.
I reply: Bro I hate those fucking cars! why do people need huge rims? it makes the car look like a toy and it slows you down sooo much.
other manager: man thats cause your not hood! thats the car they burried biggie in! thats a fat rapper funeral car.
stock boy 1: Hey you seeing this tonka toy outside bro?
stock boy 2: hey why dont you go out there and smoke those rims off?
me: nah man, with those rims itd be a massacare, I think my dads van would be a match enough.
Manager one: look at how slow hes driving, think he knows we are looking at him?
me: nah man, hes actually flooring it, its just too much weight to carry.
stock 1: ROFL, hes flooring it! LOL
stock 2: you all he can do is hope someone looks at him, he aint winning any races in that heavy sack.
me: bet he has lambo doors too.
manager: and 17 tvs.
stock 2: Oh man, how much do you think he spend on that car?
me: 6 grand.
manager: those rims alone are six grand, more like 14.
stock 1: yeah , at least 14 grand, that grill and body kit ate 4 grand.
me: why not just buy a take those 14 and the 30 it cost him and get a 44K dollar car?

lady in the register turns around fed up with all the shit talking. You know if its a Hemi its still fast right.
me: not with those rims and that grill it aint. No body in thier right mind would take a hemi and slow it down so much, only people with V6s do that to thier rides.
lady: yeah well it is a hemi "ITS MY CAR"
*sillence filled the air*
all of a sudden we all bust out laughing in her face.
poor girl had no choice but to suck it up and leave.

Ouch.

you guys are greezy! lol thats just cold blooded :lol:

dam why'd you guys play her like that...... you guys are barbarians

dam why'd you guys play her like that...... you guys are barbarians

Well they didn't know it was her car till she spoke up.

Well they didn't know it was her car till she spoke up.
ha that shit is definetly funny but damn you guys laughed in her face....
its kinda hard for me to laugh though because my 42 year old cuzin has a 2003 mustang GT with 22 inch chrome rims.... at least she decided to get the 5spd.(my cuzin)

I'm not a huge fan of the Magnum as it is. Saw one the other day that had to have had at leas 23"-24" wheels.......looked hid.

Nice...didn't know they make pink HID's. The magnum is the station wagon version of the charger, correct?

Nice...didn't know they make pink HID's. The magnum is the station wagon version of the charger, correct?
pretty damn much it is also very similar to the 300c

Sounds like she got put in her proper place. Musashi and his co-workers were just speaking the truth. I applaud you for rightfully, though inadvertantly, informing someone of their total lack of common sense and taste. Good show... :lol:

LOL Thats a great story. Anyone who dose crap like that to their car diserves a good laugh at.

I think its funny that people will blow more on their car then they do on their house. They'll spend 50-60k and live in a crap hole apartment, but at least they roll nice... well nice is a relative term.