Oral Sex.
kris
11-02-2002, 07:20 PM
"God on Oral Sex"
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
No?
Hmmmm…..You didn't get the letter either, huh??
After having been commissioned by God to take a survey of how man was doing on Earth, St. Peter now stood before his boss ready to present his findings.
"Tell me, St. Peter, what have you found out?" God asked.
"I'm very sorry to have to tell you this, but the people are behaving in a sinful manner. There's drugs, alcohol, murders, you name it - a regular Sodom and Gomorrah. But the worst is this new obsession with oral sex. According to my survey, 88% of the population is doing it. Even four out of five dentists recommend it. I'm afraid it has reached epidemic proportions.
"Hmmm," God said thoughtfully, "Do you have any recommendations as to what should be done to put an end to this sexual perversion?"
"I think we should send a message to everyone on Earth who engages in oral sex. The contents of that message should tell them exactly what will happen to them on Judgment Day if they do not stop this type of activity." replied St. Peter.
"That is an effective solution," God stated, "but I think that instead of punishing those who practice oral sex, we should reward those who refrain from it. Let's send a letter that's personally signed by me to each one of these good people."
And so they did.
Do you know what the letter said?
No?
Hmmmm…..You didn't get the letter either, huh??
taranaki
11-02-2002, 07:28 PM
Saw that coming...and so did she;)
DaFoo
11-02-2002, 07:54 PM
I got one, but my sister didn't.:eek:
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
kris
11-02-2002, 07:58 PM
Originally posted by DaFoo
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
Yeah, it would be hard to get mail while resting in a coffin.
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
Yeah, it would be hard to get mail while resting in a coffin.
Spec2 Girl
11-02-2002, 08:00 PM
:angel:
That's good! :D
That's good! :D
taranaki
11-02-2002, 08:02 PM
Originally posted by DaFoo
I got one, but my sister didn't.:eek:
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
bad taste Dafoo:mad:
your avatar is pretty vile too.
I got one, but my sister didn't.:eek:
Your mom didn't get one either beyotch!:finger:
bad taste Dafoo:mad:
your avatar is pretty vile too.
ragt20
11-03-2002, 11:59 AM
didn't get one either, ;)
nubiannupe
11-03-2002, 07:29 PM
Get what??:confused: :frog:
YogsVR4
11-04-2002, 07:45 PM
:D Nice :) :D
kicker1_solo
11-04-2002, 08:13 PM
**glad he didn't get one** :D
Ssom
11-05-2002, 01:35 AM
Where's my one???:(
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