weekend humor
taranaki
11-02-2002, 05:50 PM
A man out on the golf course takes a high-speed ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he falls to the ground. As soon as he could manage, he took himself to the doctor. He said "How bad is it doc?..... I'm going on my honeymoon next week and my fiancee is still a virgin in every way."
The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together. It became a rather impressive work of art. Of course, the guy mentions none of this to his girl.
They marry and go on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts." Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says, "You're the first; no one has ever touched me here." Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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The doctor told him, "I'll have to put your penis in a splint to let it heal and keep it straight. It should be okay next week." So he took four tongue depressors and formed a neat little 4 sided bandage, and wired it all together. It became a rather impressive work of art. Of course, the guy mentions none of this to his girl.
They marry and go on their honeymoon. That night in the motel room she rips open her blouse to reveal a gorgeous set of breasts. This was the first time he ever saw them. She said, "You're the first; no one has ever touched these breasts." Next, she takes off her panties and reveals the golden fruit. She says, "You're the first; no one has ever touched me here." Barely able to contain himself, he immediately drops his pants and replies, "Look at this, it's still in the CRATE!"
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primera man
11-02-2002, 06:29 PM
ragt20
11-03-2002, 01:12 PM
hahahahah :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe: :hehe: :hehehe:
Classic Mr T :lol2:
Classic Mr T :lol2:
Neutrino
11-03-2002, 04:31 PM
heard that one before but still verrry funny.
"Pandamonium"
11-03-2002, 04:50 PM
:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:
The Panda wonders!!!
The Panda wonders!!!
speediva
11-03-2002, 05:58 PM
:hehehe: :hehe: :lol2: Very cute!
Moppie
11-03-2002, 06:04 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
Very cute!
Never refer to a Mans equipement as "cute" ;)
Very cute!
Never refer to a Mans equipement as "cute" ;)
speediva
11-03-2002, 07:37 PM
Originally posted by Moppie
Never refer to a Mans equipement as "cute" ;)
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
I can just see the ass-kicking from this...
Never refer to a Mans equipement as "cute" ;)
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
I can just see the ass-kicking from this...
ragt20
11-03-2002, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
I can just see the ass-kicking from this...
I think you should've quit whilst still ahead....:D
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
I can just see the ass-kicking from this...
I think you should've quit whilst still ahead....:D
taranaki
11-03-2002, 08:47 PM
Originally posted by saturntangerine
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
Turn that around for a second....would a lady appreciate being referred to as unusually,shall we say, 'accommodating'?
There are some things you just never say to a guy,even if they be fact....:eek:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t72468.html
And before the smart alecs get here,:finger:
But what if the size warrants the term??? :eek: ;)
Turn that around for a second....would a lady appreciate being referred to as unusually,shall we say, 'accommodating'?
There are some things you just never say to a guy,even if they be fact....:eek:
http://www.automotiveforums.com/vbulletin/t72468.html
And before the smart alecs get here,:finger:
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