Girls are annoying

Ok so I am driving home from a friends house and my ex-gf is in the lane next to me. we stop at a light and she revs at me. I, being really pissed in general, dropped it and smoked her. as we approach the next light there is traffic so i slow down and just chill b/c i was like 5-6 length ahead. she flys by and gets right on the car in front of her's ass. she then passes the car and i pass it following her and she gets to the turn lane and then i pull up.
I then sign on AIM and she is talking about how she smoked me. Was it me or was it not obvious that i slowed down for traffic, i mean when she caught up was doing liek 5 under the speed limit. These are the women i have to deal with

she admitted i won after she realized how ugly the beginning was when a friend told her how ugly it was. So take that bitchy chicks. She now wants to race me in her mom's Audi TT Quatro:bandit:

you know the same thing happen to me when i raced my friends 94 ex its a coupe but an auto. well off the line i smoke him and i am about 2 car lengths ahead of him, and my friend who has a 92 sedan w/ b16a wanted to race him so he told me to lose. so i am 2 car lengths ahead then i let off the gas and right when he pulls up next to me i slam on the gas again and he pulls up about half car on me and then we stay equal the whole way down. i guess my friend is too stupid to realize that if i spank him off the line then all of a sudden he catches up real fast but then doesnt pull away, he stays equal with me, that i gave him chance.

then i asked him to race again and he said no so i tell him that i let him win and hes like oh that just bs youll say anything to try and get me to race again. he acutally think he won fair and square. that really pissed me off

Damn, i hate bitchy chicks, even though, i'd never let a girl win..... hehe...... unless her car was just plain faster and i couldnt catch up.... Like my Girlfriend in her Crapalier z24, its the 2002 model.... it has like 150hp and like 150 tourqe of something.... and this car is fast, but get really shitty gas mileage........and her redline starts at 5500, so its pretty funny if i get a b16, i can say i go into vtec around where she changes gears........ hehe........ Oh yea, she has Stick, she put on a tourqe converter, and has a Borla Catback Exhaust....... its dropped 2" and has black rims on a black car..... with black tints.... bitch..... her car is pretty tight, but its a crapalier..... this just made me mad..... her dad bought the car.... and she is a manager at Khol's, so she gets paid like 13 bucks an hour and does SHIT! errr.....:mad:

if u got beat by a crapalier ur shit is slow cuz my friend has a 2002 z24 and when i had the hatch with the 1.5 in it he beat me by a bumper, and im shure ur honda is faster than mine was...u should not be losing to a crapalier, but u should lose to my friends honda she beats my ass i have a 95 ex 5spd she has a 94 es 5spd both r coupes i used to hang with here til we replaced her VTEC cylanoidit was busted hence no VTEC but she was beating me with out it, and i can bang a mad gear i shifted perfect when i raced her and never missed a gear her car is flt out qwik, oh hers is tahitian gren, mine is gold fleck black,

women are bitches...and i am their QUEEN :evillaugh

lol yeah oh well i gotta take out the TT quatro now so i gotta get me a b16a or a turbo lol

Girls are annoying..
they are the devil:devil:
lol everygirl but ami that is :)

Originally posted by 90civicrider
Girls are annoying..
they are the devil:devil:
lol everygirl but ami that is :)

Yep, Ami is the best, we all love Ami :)

Originally posted by 90civicrider
Girls are annoying..
they are the devil:devil:
lol everygirl but ami that is :)

heh yeah but they're so damned cute

and ami well... who doesn't love her

Originally posted by MyFirst4G
Oh yea, she has Stick, she put on a tourqe converter, and has a Borla Catback Exhaust....... its dropped 2" and has black rims on a black car..... with black tints.... bitch..... her car is pretty tight, but its a crapalier..... this just made me mad..... her dad bought the car.... and she is a manager at Khol's, so she gets paid like 13 bucks an hour and does SHIT! errr.....:mad:

Bro, this makes no sense. You cant install a torque converter on a car that has a manual tranny. The torque converter is what replaces a clutch in an auto tranny. Either way its still a POS no matter what she does to it. Its still garunteed to blow up or run like shit at 100K. Like you said, i wouldnt sweat it, her daddy bought it for her. Just like I dont sweat all the rich fucks around here who cruise in new A4s and GTIs.

what you dont htink a chevy can last over 100k miles ? k i am in college now and my college is 100 miles away and i come home every weekend so i dont drive my civic there because i dotn wanna put all those miles on it. and i just drive my civic on the weekends. i drive my dads car to college, its a chevy celebrity. well anyways that chevy celebrity has over 190k on it and it is still running strong. my civic also has over 190k on it and it is running, well i cant say strong cause its a 1.5 but its running good.

oh and i was drag racing that chevy celebrity for 2 years till i got my civic. so the engine has been abused. its still running. i think the engine will last a long time if you take care of it and give it its tunings every time.

i think Ami is annoying too, she has to many 4th gens and wont share them with me...j/k Ami...


gunnmen01

so i'm dating this married girl...

she absolutely, i mean T O T A L L Y gets off when i race my CRX around town!

she absoltely loves it... she pulls at her clothing as a shred around corners, screams, bounces, laughs, moans, i mean seriously, hitting redlines are like direct stimulation for this girl!

its great, oh and there's always pit-stop fun too!

so next time you go driving/racing with a girl make sure you are in the same vehicle cause like you all have noticed competing with a girl (male or female) is fu<|<ing 9ay

Originally posted by superccs
so i'm dating this married girl...


Huh?:eek:

Originally posted by superccs
so i'm dating this married girl...


WHAT :eek2: lol

dude you should not be with a married girl. man thats prick what if your wife one day is going out with another guy. you would not like it, so dont do it to other people.

i also need a girl like that, lol

wtf! dating a married girl...? are u dumb, that's asking for trouble. i would never mess with that in the first place, even if she gets orgasms from u racing. i most def need a girl like that though(non-married).

Originally posted by EFsleeper


Bro, this makes no sense. You cant install a torque converter on a car that has a manual tranny. The torque converter is what replaces a clutch in an auto tranny. Either way its still a POS no matter what she does to it. Its still garunteed to blow up or run like shit at 100K. Like you said, i wouldnt sweat it, her daddy bought it for her. Just like I dont sweat all the rich fucks around here who cruise in new A4s and GTIs.

really? then she lied.... cause i have no clue about anto tranny's and stuff :) lol..... see..... again..... she's a bitch.....

hahaha, you guys are funny. i am probably the most difficult person to live with i know.

and messing with a married person is just wrong. i'm sorry but that girl you're seeing either needs to get laid a little more or she needs to lay off the acting lessons. if it goes down the way you desribed it...it sounds like a bad porno poorly rehearsed. pulling at clothing? screams, bounces, laughs, moans? sounds like she don't know if she's "cumming" or "going" lmao.

Originally posted by LadyNRedSi
hahaha, you guys are funny. i am probably the most difficult person to live with i know.


Difficult to live with, easy to love ;)

Originally posted by LadyNRedSi
it sounds like a bad porno poorly rehearsed.

lol :D You seen a few of those have you? ;):evillaugh

in 5 weeks she will be divorced

yes i feel bad for hooking up with a married girl

but it's better to regret things you have done then things you haven't done

she likes it

i'll surely post if i find another for you all, she's got a 20 year old sister:smoker:

Originally posted by superccs
in 5 weeks she will be divorced

yes i feel bad for hooking up with a married girl

but it's better to regret things you have done then things you haven't done

she likes it

i'll surely post if i find another for you all, she's got a 20 year old sister:smoker:
go superccs its your birthday! go superccs its your birthday! whoa you da man!:D